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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
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World of Marvelcraft.

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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
For context, if I remember correctly in that issue Saitama's license is about to expire unless he can defeat a bad guy. That dude keeps trying to get Saitama to fight, but Saitama keeps blowing him off because Saitama has gotta get his license renewed. When Saitama sees the collateral damage the dude is causing, Saitama realizes that two birds can be killed with one stone by just calling the dude a villain and kicking his rear end.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Professor Wayne posted:

He's like the eternal goon arguments of how to properly wipe your rear end and the pros and cons of using a straight razor smashed together.

On the plus side, at least he never gets dingleberries! :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

it ends with William Hell and Deadshot dressed as William Hell competing to prove who the real William Hell is by shooting an apple off Captain Boomerangs head in front of the Aryan empire and a bunch of black protesters.

then they have Chronos use his time machine to change the course of Hells arrow so that Deadshot can win and unite the empire and the protesters.

Why would you have a shooting competition against a guy whose entire supervillian schtick is that he's a really good shot?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
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I'm hoping that random AIM dude was the pilot Deadpool shot in that one panel we've seen before. :3:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I am dying at: "Do not talk to the snakes." "Hey girl, what's up?"

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
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"I'm turned off when nerds gush about this show, let me ask a simple yes or no question."
"Instead of replying yes or no, I will respond to your question by gushing about the show."

Yes, it's a great show.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Man, when you lose a battle of wits to the Hulk, that should be a sign.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
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My takeaway from that is that someone built a robot, and then spent the time needed to train it how to break a camera, instead of just programming it with camera-breaking skills to begin with.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Those last two panels :eyepop:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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That's fukkin' hilarious. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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WickedHate posted:

I thought he was the Sorcerer Supreme at first.

The pitch is in the mail Marvel.

I figured it was a hobo bindle. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

Did... Did Hank just not want to fix the Hulked-out villagers? How does smooshing them into one person help?

"Hank, it's terrible! All these people, turned into hulks, you've gotta help!"
"Don't worry, I'm on it. I'll have those people weaponized before you can say 'Why in god's name would you do that, Pym?' Or my name's not Hank Pym!"

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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David D. Davidson posted:

It's probably spiked with LAD.

Oh jeez, Jimmy, not again. The coffee pot? Really?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I'm not convinced this isn't a Jay Pinkerton edit. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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God drat I love squirrel girl. :3:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Mover posted:

I think you'll find that all incarnations of cyclops are multiversally connected by the punch dimension

This may be true, but they're all linked to different parts of the punch dimension. 616 Cyclops draws from the knuckle nebula, while SHS Cyclops gets his beams toasty-hot from the center of a Fist Star.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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bobkatt013 posted:

That is MODOF



I'm starting to get the feeling that this is more accurate than I originally thought. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I mostly just like that video because of the Ant-Man scene. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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He also knocked out John Cena on that page, you just can't see him.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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I'm kind of getting the feeling he just does whatever the gently caress he wants, then pretends to be stupid about it afterwards.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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We need a daredevil book with Peter Parker hiring Matt Murdock to sue She-Hulk's firm for malpractice. Then the case falls through because Spider-Man is the star witness, and Matt wants Peter there when they cross-examine him. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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SomeJazzyRat posted:

You know, under Mark Waid's run, I could see it actually becoming 'Trial of the Century'. With a packed court room full of unrelated parties who managed to weasel themselves in. All because since Matt Murdock is obviously Daredevil, it's defiantly going to result in Spidey and DD in fisticuffs.

Best case scenario, Parker and Murdock get pissed at each other and have a fistfight in the courtroom. Both of them pissed off enough to swing, but retaining enough self-control to not go nuts and spoil their identities. Parker ends up being reviled for beating the poo poo out of a blind dude. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Everyone's focused on the Sausage note, but nobody has mentioned the childlike crayon drawing of Deadpool...

which almost certainly was drawn by Deadpool.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Actually, it would be 100% in character for Deadpool to bring his daughter's drawing to work, hang it on a fridge, and then tell people he drew it all by himself.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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dordreff posted:

Wait, is Deadpool an Avenger now? That seems like a poor decision.

IIRC, there are actually like three different teams at the moment that all call themselves The Avengers. And not in a "West Coast Avengers/Great Lakes Avengers" kind of way, either. It's a big confusing?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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SilverSupernova posted:

I like to imagine that Ben spends hours on Google Translate learning how to say "It's Clobberin' Time!" and "street" in every language.

One day the Fantastic Four will meet a race whose word for street sounds identical to "Yancy".

It will be the worst day of Ben Grimm's life.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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bunnyofdoom posted:

https://twitter.com/starkmantony/status/725142051277283328
Holy poo poo, they actually made twitter accounts for this and do it for real on twitter.

:aaaaa:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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As someone who's never been to Florida, all I can say is lol Rick Trager. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

Gun with a T-Rex head for the barrel, duh.

Naw, T-Rex with a gun barrel sticking out its mouth.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

What's with depicting Cap as a jerk this week? Al Ewing does it in New Avengers too.

The Civil War movie is here, and it's bringing back some sore memories probably.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Kwyndig posted:

I just realized, I don't know what the powers of girl would be in a Marvel comic.

Gwenpool?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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"Saw him in half, Whirlwind! For irony!" slayed me. :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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PicklePants posted:

That's kind of what Deadpool has going for him now anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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There's an entire species of Watchers, right? That might not be The Watcher, it might just be a Watcher.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Well he sat in that chair for what, a full year? Six months, at least. His leg muscles had to be atrophied as gently caress :v:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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But, you see, that implies that at some point during the Chair Era he cared about what would happen post-chair.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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TwoPair posted:

Please, he removed his own arm, that's not villain material. That's for heroes to do.

We're talking about DC Comics, here. They've adopted a very egalitarian stance towards limb loss. Villians, heroes, bystanders, anybody can do it!

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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prefect posted:

Although he misspelled "villain", so he might not be a real hero.

(:ssh: check the spelling in my post :ssh:)

Now try and figure out whether it was on purpose or not. :smuggo:

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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Ambush Bug is such a terrible name, they should just go ahead and call him Lampshade Man.

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