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Grendels Dad posted:The safest place in Marvel or DC might very well be Russia. quote:I'd rather take my chances and live in Manhattan. At least they're used to it there, and have the infrastructure and services in place to deal with stuff.
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Wheat Loaf posted:The man-hating elephant who happened to passing by is my favourite. Dum te dum, bum a bum bum, I love being an elephant. Just out for a stroll. drat, what a beeeeeyoooootiful day. There's just one thing that would make this day better, and that would be a GODAMN HUMAN TO gently caress WITH. Woah. Calm, calm, remember your breathing techniques. Calm and enjoy the.... *crash* Well HOT drat! Everything's coming up me today!
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Android Blues posted:In which Wolverine's hunger for a sandwich dooms the X-Men: They're flying over the Savage Land, aren't they. I just know.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:It would not surprise me to learn that those Girl Scouts are all secretly COBRA operatives. TheCenturion fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Oct 3, 2017 |
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I seem to recall that Cobra had lawyers and diplomats waiting at various embassies to get diplomatic recognition and treaties in place to help prevent the US just steamrolling their new island. I think maybe they even joined the UN but it's been a while.
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On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.
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I liked Circuitbreaker. I liked how Marvel wasn't afraid to explore different ideas in their comics. Real talk: The 'Nam still holds up. The middle or so definitely becomes a bit less focused, but goddamn does that series still hold up. Hama strikes again.
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Garfield Dies is the best Garfield strip series. http://www.retrojunk.com/article/show/417/the-death-of-garfield
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Oct 19, 2017 17:43
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prefect posted:I wish it were easier to find pages from The Pro. The GL character (the Lime) made these terrifically lovely constructs, like a green paper airplane that looked like it had been stepped on.
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Push El Burrito posted:Looks like Rage and Justice behind them. Almost all the New Warriors showed up and made Darkhawk sit by himself Reminds me of The 'Nam and how Stalker talked in early G.I. Joe. Makes sense, being the same company and all. Also reminds me of watching old prime-time network TV like Quantum Leap or Tour of Duty, where they drop the n-word in historically appropriate ways.
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Darthemed posted:
YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!
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prefect posted:It's like "oval office", which is the second-worst word you can say in the US, but in the UK, they use it all the time. Two countries, separated by a common language. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I can't speak for anyone else, but I was given that impression from an interview with Garth Ennis. When asked about the difference between writing for British and American comics, he talked about how editors paid more attention to different things, and specifically called out vocabulary; the quote was, if I'm remembering it correctly, "For example, there's the word 'oval office,' which in America is a word of great and terrible power, and in the UK is punctuation." Warren Ellis' Crecy. TheCenturion fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Dec 4, 2017 |
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I think it was Living Hell where the billionaire financier gets himself judged not guilty by reason of insanity, the judge is laughing his rear end off and sends him to Arkham as a “gently caress you, I lost my pension too thanks to you, rear end in a top hat.”
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Keeshhound posted:And then Joker locked him in a freezer, he got frostbite, his nose fell off and he filed down his teeth and started calling himself "the great white shark." I believe it was also strongly suggested to him that he find a big bad, and come to an 'arrangement' for his own protection. So he winds up becoming Two-Face's 'Coin boy.' Android Blues posted:It's good stuff. I reread it recently and while it falls apart a little towards the end with the introduction of Etrigan and the literal demons from Hell, the first issue is an especially tight and compelling bit of horror writing in the universe. I thought the story would have been way better if they'd kept it utterly mundane.
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mind the walrus posted:but the panels posted are the finale of the 00s Mystique series
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prefect posted:Do the pants and top turn back into her skin after she detaches them? No.
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Alhazred posted:In Y: The Last Man some of the characters pointed out that it's hard to punch someone hard enough to beat them unconscious and that it's harmful. It also points out that shooting somebody in the leg tends to lead to very rapid onset of death by massive blood loss.
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...where are those men keeping their genitalia? Have they sucked them up into their abdominal cavities like kangaroos?
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Why is his pubic hair a seashell?
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But.. the chafing! And the sharp edges!
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chitoryu12 posted:At least when he's not the Hulk he's still loving jacked. You'd make drat sure you were jacked too, if half of your life consisted of waking up nearly naked in dark alleys in the bad part of town. Especially after you try to take a shower at the local Y and get set upon by the local gay rape gangs.
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MikeJF posted:Eh, that'd just make Hulk Angry, he'd be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Actually, no. https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/jeangreyphoenixfans/bruce-banner-almost-raped-in-ymca-hulk-23-1980-t1464.html
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I like to think that BatMan is always portrayed as dying of old age as part of his tragedy. He clearly has a deathwish but nobody ever closes the deal for him.
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It’s not as exciting, but I can say that growing up playing text parser games and Sierra adventures helped my typing. Also, growing up watching old TV shows on the local oldies station let me answer all the age gate questions on Leisure Suit Larry 3 correctly.
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The Punisher, the first unlimited series, issue 7, March 1998.
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Ghostlight posted:Batman's Shameful Secret › Post Funny Panels - Funny Comic Panels only! No edits To the best of my knowledge, it's not an edit. 
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Push El Burrito posted:I like that her mugshot also has a beret and turtleneck. It's a thin cigarette and a baguette away from perfect. It looks like it should be out of an Airplane! style film, where she's hanging from a rope and shooting, and a guy walks up, snaps a photo with an old-timey giant flashbulb camera, ducks down out of frame, stands back up with that wanted poster, pastes it on the wall, and walks away, all during the roaring gun battle.
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Gotta kill faster!
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And Sonic learned that day that he can’t outrun his feelings. Or war PTSD.
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Sentinel Red posted:Looking at that Ultimates sequence now, I'm just wondering where Pietro and the atomised mulch he took for a ride actually ended up when he stopped. Tierra del Feugo? Between the replacement team and the grimdark, it really reminded me of The Authority.
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Matt Lindland posted:The thing is just a blue collar guy from the rough streets who lives in a magic skyscraper with infinite money. And hell, I liked how in the Ultimate imprint, he was straight-up suicidal, but couldn’t find a way to actually do it. Which just made things worse for him. Poor guy.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Has anyone ever done anything with the fact that, for all that he's not as smart as Reed, the Thing is still a former test pilot and astronaut who probably has multiple degrees in engineering? Given that his origin story literally consists of him correctly pointing out that the mission should be scrubbed due to being dangerous, but Sue Storm mocking him for being a coward and letting the commies win the space race, until he gives in and goes anyway, I don't think Ben Grimm was ever depicted as being particularly 'smart.'
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ecavalli posted:What the gently caress?! 100 percent true, and involves bright red lipstick and collagen injections.
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Ultimate Marvel overall was good, then bad, then good, then ok. The early stuff was excellent, especially Spider-Man and Ultimates. It went off the rails around Ultimates 3, as I recall, when Hawkeye got his death wish.
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Lurdiak posted:Hal is Chris Benoit because he killed his entire family.  
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Jul 27, 2018 23:17
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Toshimo posted:"Without warning it comes... crashing through the window of your study... and mine... I have seen it before... somewhere... it frightened me... as a boy... frightened me... Yes, father. I shall become THE MOON." Jake Lockley sits in his car, musing about a mugging he just witnessed. "I need a symbol. Something that will strike fear into the hearts of this cowardly and superstitious lot. But what....what could that symbol be....." Suddenly, the car rocks on it's suspension as a drunken college student presses his naked rear end onto the driver side window. "That's it!" Title panel: MOON KNIGHT
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What indeed IS Superman doing with a 'giant eating tool' on his way to visit a giant? I'm worried about the giant. Super man, super appetite.
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Push El Burrito posted:And everyone get a look at the shine on Silver Sable's rear end!
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How did I not hear about this already? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx7zSgoVJZI
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