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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

TwoPair posted:


Black Panther and the Agents of Wakanda #3




Very unfortunate goo placement third panel.

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Darthemed posted:




Spider-Man Adventures #2 (1995)



He was real pleased with that one,zing!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Woebin posted:

Thanks for reminding me of this.


Having 90’s michael jackson means there probably would be 0.0001% left of the budget for anything after his salary.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ghostlight posted:

Yeah that's King Hiss and Rio Blast.


King Hiss' gimmick is that he's a man who is secretly snakes.



Now i want a “saturday morning cartoon” Dark souls mod.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Numb Three Ers posted:

Like this?





Impulse #48

Red and green
Black and white
Walks by day
Runs by night

I’m loving terrible at riddles....

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Android Blues posted:

Two cricket teams with red/green and black/white uniforms playing a match over the course of multiple days.

(I think it's just meant to be an absurd riddle without a pre-agreed answer to sell the gag. But I think technically that answer would work! And then make the Riddler mad because it's not what he was thinking of!)

I was thinking red light/green light/ black light/white light but that doesn’t make sense.

Then i thought like a midnight jogger (red green black white ) walk during the day,go running at night?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Black and white red and green....the funkiest man you’ve ever seen! Robin it’s the partyman! He rock the party like...nobody can! To the batcave!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Red and green
Black and white
Walks by day
Runs by night
Never drinks but always drunk

A newt?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

thetoughestbean posted:

Did you know that humor is subjective? Some things that are funny to some people aren’t funny to others, it’s wild.

For example, I don’t find a panel of a comic from 1950 where a man says something benign by that time’s standard but is weird by today’s standard to be particularly funny, but a lot of posters in this thread find it the height of comedy

Are you an energy vampire by any chance?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?


Monster massacre / simon bisley

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?


Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Jun 24, 2020

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?






These panels are from the bodycount comics btw.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

InsertPotPun posted:

"lion moan" is the name he gave his lion pheromone based cologne for men. that panel has nothing to do with the story, it's a flash sideway to the lion moan commercial.
it's like you guys don't even read the comics.

https://youtu.be/IKiSPUc2Jck

“Made of real justice”.

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jul 4, 2020

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Gnome de plume posted:

If there was a comic that consisted entirely of thing smashing through windows to inspire people to become superheroes I'd be happy as a clam
Flying through a window

A huge skyscraper full of people gets every one of its windows demolished when a ******** shop explodes across the street,each window gets broken with something different,each creating a different hero.

Mass hero-ification.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
I bought a new book (The joker,new 52) i enjoyed it but it’s incomprehensible in places.

Anyway here’s a stupid panel.


What are you doing batgirl? Are you trying to get hosed mid-air? Stop it.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
God just wait till i post the catwoman panels.



Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Sep 16, 2020

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Last pic at this point you’re basically drawing nudes ffs.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

CzarChasm posted:

Is the running mascara part of the makeup or has she been sobbing?

That panel follows after a lengthy and violent assault by the joker (i won’t post it’s really quite graphic)

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Snackmar posted:





Tony Stark: He loves wearing metal diapers, and also "clenching his fists in a prearranged manner"


“It takes mere seconds for my armour to appear”.

“Tony you just stood there for 3 minutes explaining how to do that poo poo,the mandarins already destroyed new york you monumental dick!”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Don't let them fool you, they just want some jet!

Damnit i was thinking the exact same thing,brb gonna install fallout 2 again.

(Never did use myron,might try him)

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Darthemed posted:

Some text and images from the OHotMU series.






The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Update '89 #5 (1989)


He almost looks cool till you see the rollerskates.

https://youtu.be/lFLpwRMS00g

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Hey batman! did i ever tell ya how much i HATE that Lenin guy? What a putz! Anyway i’m gonna go wander down this dark alley next to the river.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Flash's toilet must be horrifying

He just shits on the go and points upward at the last possible second,flinging the turd spaceward.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

NoneMoreNegative posted:







The Hunter and the Hunted
Mysterious Adventures #15 (1953)

Haha holy poo poo that’s brilliant!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

thetoughestbean posted:

Who’s inverse Spider-Man?

Fly-woman

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Gillen and McKelvie have a choose your own adventure story in Batman Black & White #5, and it's a good time.



Oh i LOVE this.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Holy poo poo this is the funniest panel i’ve seen in a long time,gold!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Darthemed posted:


All-Flash #2 (1941)


Spider-Verse Warzones (2015)

wow that art is ms paint levels of poo poo.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

One can make beautiful art using MS Paint.

Oh totally agree,that ain’t it though…

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Darthemed posted:




The Many Ghosts of Doctor Graves #34 (1972)


Power Man and Iron Fist #69 (1981)

That is a very small receptionist.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
That’s cold clark,even injustice superman wasn’t that evil…

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Loving that cowl.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
”Clark you dick! I know you can hear me!”

“Nope,no idea Robin,it’s a mystery”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
nuyyyaugh!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
I’ve only just realised is that meant to be ultrons head that wolvie is holding?
Somehow he’s holding the head at the reader yet the eyebeams are shooting up through its own head to hit ol’ snikt bub.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Wait his dad sabretooth? I can’t tell what’s real anymore ohnoi’vegonecrosseyed

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

I hope you are talking about the 2015 comic and not the Golden Age Flash

You got it.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Oooh that’s pretty,i’ve always loved the Arkham asylum painted style.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
He’s playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order….

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

TwoPair posted:

Honestly I'd imagine being any superhero's accountant would be a nightmare anyway ("no Mr. Storm did not pay any taxes last year. Well he was dead that year.") so hell why not put this idiot in charge?

“Please take a seat Dr str-“

“You cannot see me i am not real hoary shmoary shmeggity shmoo”

And he never paid taxes or did the laundry or paid a parking ticket ever again

I wanna see a comic that tries to make that work.

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