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Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

ManiacClown posted:

Am I the only one who thinks Diana's last speech bubble in the second-to-last panel sounds rather Jewish? Maybe the whole panel?

:wtc:

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Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
are there any other jewish speech patterns infiltrating our comics, mein fuhrer?

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
lets see if we can pull through this without making a fatman joke

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
why do I get the feeling that "tantu totem" is a euphemism for "vagina"

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
ma kent was kidnapped and replaced with ed asner

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
so wait if plastic man and reed richards got in a fight, then reed would get clowned? I guess this depends on whether or not he's allowed to use science-y inventions

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
fun fact: all of liefeld's characters are marbles enthusiasts

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
yeah maybe it was a :airquote: massage :airquote:

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
john carter is just mars tarzan

marzan, if you will

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
how does he punch anyone with those tiny t-rex arms

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
wait wait wait

what if...they made a wisecracking superhero who kills people?!?

I will make a vast fortune

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
that's exactly the kind of thing I'd say if I were an illuminati lizardman

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

Zaodai posted:

I hope he has a slow-witted friend. Kubik's Rube, as it were.

:drat:

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

Skwirl posted:

I think the previous bazillion issues of Jason Aaron's Thor has earned him enough good will to trust him on this one thing.

It's not like this is the first time a character has been shoved into a wildly inappropriate cosmic role for a gag.



Edit:for some reason this issue doesn't seem to be on Marvel Unlimited because ours is not the best of all possible worlds, so I don't know what happens in the actual story.

please tell me that's a hostess fruit pie in franklin's hand

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
ok I don't know from comics, I only have this thread bookmarked because funny comics are still funny

are you telling me that some dude who gets paid to write for a living has the Flash saying that Superman is full of "caca poo poo"?

or is this one of those Pinkerton comics? like Spiderman and the diabetes criminal?

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

bunnyofdoom posted:

That is also very heartwarming

gorilla meat usually gives me heartburn too

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
what gets me is that comics used to be 35 cents, great googly-moogly

thanks obama carter reagan I DONT KNOW

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
not sure whether to kinkshame or kink-high-five

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
I hope videos are allowed because this legit made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOaQzA971n4

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

Brute Squad posted:

I'm still laughing at those ears and gauntlets.

the wrestling championship utility belt is what got me

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
to make the anatomy look natural you have to unfocus your eyes to the degree that you get a migraine

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
ha

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
no place for hidin baby
no place to run
you pulled the trigger of my...

love guuuuuuunnnn

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
well stan lee made his characters names alliterative so that they would be easier to remember, so...

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

World's Greatest Detective

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

Darthemed posted:



The Defenders #22 (1975)


I mean he's not wrong, strictly speaking...

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
just hiding behind a lamp post in my bright green and yellow costume, doo de doo...

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
I assume Marvel sent the guy a cease-and-desist or something?

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
It's like something out of Milk & Cheese comics

edit: for those too young to know

Kevin Palpatine fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Jun 3, 2021

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
battle of the bulges

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
He exists in the DC Universe as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KykmB5fJxmI

I mean, the show probably isn't canon but I want my theory that Weird Al is a Necessary Being to be true.

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

AND?!?

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
the thing I loved most about that show is how it just marched straight past the imposing Batman the Animated Series monolith and just embraced silver-age goofiness for all it was worth

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
why, entire essays have been penned about Clark's spunk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
you have to post after taking your meds

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

GPTribefan posted:

Look at all the people that never saw the glory that is



The Thermodynamic Man!

well don't leave us hanging, did Spider-Man die or not?!

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017

Philippe posted:

That last one is silly, because Green Lanterns are chosen because of great will. Surely they could overcome that limitation if they know it's not real anymore.

maybe they're just kind of dumb

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
ah, Pinkerton, we hardly knew ye

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. Hormone are very proud.

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Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
that reminds of a dude, a fire captain who was a serial arsonist who set off a bunch of fires across California with a timed device

then he writes a book...about a serial arsonist who set off a bunch of fires across California with a timed device

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhjMIJYJeM

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