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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


^^^^^:argh:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Smythe

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


^^^^ Double :argh::argh:

Wheat Loaf posted:

Are those the animated series versions of the characters? I don't think Smythe was ever turned into a gargoyle mutant in the comics.

Yeah those are def the 90s cartoon designs.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Synthbuttrange posted:

He's been in the Avengers for a long time now together with Sunspot.

Sunspot also discovers that his strongest power isnt his strength, it's being stupid rich and he bought out AIM. :v:



He starts by bribing the hell out of a few lackeys then ends on a hostile takeover.

Have AIM soldiers ever commented on how loving dumb their helmets look?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


How can there be a world of spacemen if they live in space?

:thunk:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


If anyone can post the last page where the monkey dies from not being able to drive that'd be sweet.

I'm imagining an "OH poo poo I'M A GORILLA!" scenario

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Reposting a classic

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


This page is now Monkeys With Guns only!



Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Action Jacktion posted:

Here's the story. It was originally printed in Strange Adventures and reprinted in From Beyond the Unknown. The uncredited creators are Otto Binder and Carmine Infantino.

Thanks for this. I love golden age nonsensical comics so much :allears:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Who ?un it?

Who cares?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



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Jul 30, 2004


davidspackage posted:

I bet Lois isn't shocked at all. There was always something ant-ish about him...

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I wonder if Standard Operating Procedure for Police departments is to shoot Superman to confirm he is The Real Superman and not an impostor.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Was legitimately going to ask if that was Constantine with a new haircut or something, as I read the comic before your initial comment.

Teach your kids to swear in anagram
THIS!

Also surely you would never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you were a devil.
"Holy water transformed to something else again John? Oldest trick in the book"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Nonstantine

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Megillah Gorilla posted:

This one means go gently caress yourself:



For pub trivia knowledge you should know the origins of it :eng101:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Paper Kaiju posted:

I'm American, and I've never seen it done the second way, only the first.

Predominately a British thing. If your country has the Union Jack in it, you'll know it as an insult.

Have a google around for 'rude hand gestures' around the world, for their respective etymologies, makes for some fun light reading.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


quite stretched out posted:

yeah he uses some cable as a makeshift bowstring to launch hyperion at someone like an arrow

Arrows in flight don't keep 'straight', they quiver about

https://i.imgur.com/Mfc4OmG.mp4

So enjoy the mental imagery of Hyperion flopping about in the air towards his target

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


No the Quiver is where Green Arrow lives




Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I like to think Stephen gave him a non-braille card.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


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Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004





"What's with this sassy... lost child?"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Teenage Fansub posted:

From this week's Lex Luthor/Porkey Pig crossover where Porky's put in charge of Lex's new social media platform.



Kind of on point with the Trumpster having his weekly stoush with Google.

Also those names are the bessstttt :allears:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


What the gently caress? :laffo:

Why is Moon Knight murdering dolphins?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I feel like "Someone stole 40 cakes!" is a real missed opportunity joke there

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Is that a Venomized Ghost-Rider Hulk?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


If there are multihells, is there a hell where it isn't?

:thunk:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


TwoPair posted:

Red Lanterns Annual



Atrocitus clearly trying to make his cat angrier I guess

"What if I didn't mate for love? What if it was Hate loving?"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tin Can Hit Man posted:

I swear I've had that exact same conversation with my own cat when he went out.

No mating for love? Only hate gently caress?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Skwirl posted:

Was Dex-Starr originally a stray or from a shelter? because that's a lovely loving shelter if they're giving out cats that haven't been fixed.

Shelter


Also cats can't be desexed until they're around 6 months old. I adopted my little nightmare from a shelter when she was only 2 months old, so she's only just recently been desexed.
Shelter was pretty cool and gave a free desexing certificate

So Dex-Starr's owner probably got murdered before she could get him desexed

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Out of curiosity, why?

It's the term for it (Here in Australia)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Logan it is impossible for your claws to come out between you fingers when your wrist is bent like that!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Must be a Secondary Mutation

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004






"What if Black Widow was an actual cannibal?"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Dazzler's What If very much reminds me of Sexy Court



Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


So are they 2 actual characters merged together?

Would be interesting to see Tony struggle with the Thor half wanting a drink

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Batarangs don't grow on trees!

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



I much prefer this rough draft of the Aladdin script tbh

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