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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Impossible Man is basically Marvel's version of Mister Mxyzptlk, except that instead of clowning on Superman, he usually clowns on the FF.

Galactus ate Impy's home planet, Poppup, but it was the only planet in recorded history to give him indigestion.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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ImpAtom posted:

For a while Sabertooth's entire thing was "is like Wolverine but is so tough Wolverine can't even kill him" but that's kinda fallen way by the wayside these days.

Isn't his current thing to torture Wolverine on his birthday, like Thanos does to that totally unknown human for no reason at all?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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The Secret Origins of Dr. MidNite and Hourman!

Smash Comics #1, March 1999







Written by Tom Peyer, Art by Sadowski and Bair

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Sep 9, 2020

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Oh, almost forgot to mention, he is doped up on Miraclo when he makes that joke

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Darthemed posted:


The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Deluxe Edition #4 (1986)

You can't fool me that's just a Q-tip somebody dunked into a glass of OJ

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Saoshyant posted:



The more you look at it, the worse better it gets?

From the reboot of Mighty Crusaders, in which the artist/writer quit immediately and not for the reasons you'd imagine.

Comets aren't known for being powerhouses.. they're snowballs left over from the beginning of the solar system and the only reason they sometimes look big and scary sometimes is because they're literally melting in the sun..

This is basically what you get when it's 1960 and you're Archie Comics and you see Avengers and JLA sales hitting all time highs and want to cash in..

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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bessantj posted:

New superhero just dropped



Once again, Turner D. Century fulfills his role as the Rodney Dangerfield of 1990s supervillains.

Makes me wince to think that Marvel's gonna make a mini series or something with him and they'll have to figure out a way to print a special one-shot collection of Cap America stories of him, ending with him being brutally murdered without remorse by Scourge.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Not very funny but he says he uses controlled breathing and the air in the empty can to wait until the death trap drained its water

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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The robot made out of percussion instruments and old cans of SPAM is more qualified to be an Avenger than Spidey

Spidey is only slightly more useful than a pile of fermented bok choy

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Lobok posted:

The first time was in an early Avengers issue when they consider how being tested by a robot Spider-Man and then being saved by the real Spider-Man is a pretty good endorsement but Stark says no.

Yeah, that was an robot sent by Kang The Conqueror who seems to spend a lot of time congratulating itself for being able to hoodwink the Avengers

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Darthemed posted:


The Defenders #56 (1978)

Think that was a David Anthony Kraft written issue, weird to see Klaus Janson ink Carmine Infantino.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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How many people are in FazeClan? Because I predict that this number will match exactly the sales that DC will report on this book

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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David Birney is the new Superman?! But he passed back in April

glitchwraith posted:

We need a modern comic revisiting Pietro's circus obsession.

Do the Nancy edit but instead of asking the judge she's asking Pietro

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Darthemed posted:


Superboy #126 (1966)

drat, 60's Superboy getting grimdark there casually ripping himself out of a live gorilla without guts flying all over

By the way, shouldn't that can have been labelled "BAT - SHARK REPELLENT"??

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Dunno why Batman's head isn't sailing past Jupiter at this point

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