Squizzle posted:

Not to sound like a Hatcher, but how is he a natural-born citizen when he's from another reality?

Travis343 posted:

That was Ultimate Universe Colossus, iceman is the one who is gay in normal continuity.

Say Nothing posted:

Howard The Duck #4.
You need to have watched Gravity Falls.

Bruceski posted:

Achewood updates?

Toxxupation posted:

I agree that organic webshooters make sense (and the ways in which they've been differentiated based on character like with Silk's fingertip-shooters make for a fun visual identity), it's just when they're organic you don't have the ability to customize the webs as easily as "Peter invented a new web type that does _____" and you lose the dramatic angle of Spider-Man running out of web-fluid in the heat of the moment, which often leads to some of his best ingenuity.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

His name is Megabyte Beagle, actually.

Gaz-L posted:

I adore that Ryan North found an actual squirrel themed demon from Norse myth to be the villain for a crossover with Thor.

Cleretic posted:

What corner of the MCU would he even be at his best in? I feel like all the casts his concept would work best with are too stone-faced for him (Captain America, Daredevil), while the characters he'd suit tonally are too high-powered for him (Iron Man, maybe Ant-Man).

I suppose if we stretch to the non-Disney-owned Marvel-property movies there's Deadpool and Spider-Man.

The Question IRL posted:

I'm imagining that the "IN SPACE" is said in the same tone as the Muppet's sketch of "Pigs...IN SPACE!"

(Or the bit at the end of Mel Brooks History of the World Part 1 where it has "Jews....IN SPACE!")

Zeeman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UatzGsaWxFY&t=41s

redbackground posted:

Ghostlight posted:

Doc Hawkins posted:

You might be the kind of person who would really enjoy a book called The Last Ringbearer. It's presented as a semi-accurate historical adventure fiction from a world where the Lord of the Rings was an almost-totally-inaccurate Gondorian epic poem in the vein of the Song of Roland: bloodthirsty, regressive, lionizing their ancestor's superhuman accomplishments while dehumanizing cultural enemies who were in various ways more sophisticated than them, etc. So the beginning of the book is all "Of course nowadays we all know that the Orcuen people have their own vibrant culture and intellectual traditions and were not really twisted mutants made by Satan in the dawn times of the earth."

(though ironically the book manages to work in its own streaks of the r-word )

As I understand it, the author had an English translation made, gave up on getting it printed and sold against the wishes of the Tolkien Estate, and just released it online.

SilverSupernova posted:

A division of police who specialize in dealing with dogs who are not good boys.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Paste-Pot Pete...what's it like to rob an armored car?

It's like... it's like a basketball game

I am there and the guards are there

and I glue their feet to the ground


and I am the winner

Somberbrero posted:

Honestly I like Man of Steel quite a bit. I thought Bendis' Batman dialog in the last issue was on point too.

The Question IRL posted:

Superman: Okay guys, let's divy up our patrol.

There are some kids drinking, in the east section. I'll give them a talking to about the legal age for buying alcohol, but otherwise let them off with a warning.
Nightwing, a man has gotten lost looking for his dog in the North Section. I think you can handle that.

And officer Joey? Doomsday has been spotted in the South West section. This is your chance to shine.

Grendels Dad posted:

I like the idea of the explosiveness of Gambit's projectiles depending on whichever object he is throwing. In fact, they should retcon his powers, that poo poo with charging stuff with kinetic energy or whatever never made much sense. Make it so that Gambit unleashes each object's individual explosive potential, or opens its connection to explodimension.

CzarChasm posted:

The Black Racer and the Black Flash are both embodiments of Death in DC, but are different entities. Black Flash was the universe coming up with a way of killing speedsters, because they are too fast for the normal Grim Reaper. Maybe.

Darthemed posted:

Street Fighter Legends: Ibuki #1 (2010)

PicklePants posted:

Those superman pages are amazing. I need to grab that book.

Saoshyant posted:

(John Constantine - Hellblazer #02)

site posted:

posters who need more cheesecake, may i recommend https://twitter.com/kristaferanka

prefect posted:

It's also worth reading Incorruptible, about a villain who sees the Plutonian go nuts and decides he has to be a good guy now -- they intertwine a bit.

Also includes one of my favorite attempted hero names, Hate Crime. "Because I hate crime!"

Lurdiak posted:

Reading that fake manga sounds like it would be one of the layers of hell, the one for car salesmen.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I mean you'd think Jeff Goldblum would make an interesting something but so far we haven't found that thing.

Skwirl posted:

I'm just going to say, reading panels backwards is loving hard as hell, and while I don't want to say don't post manga (that Mitsuboshi Colors sequence was great), don't post 5 double pages of it.

Sodomy Hussein posted:

This entire thing is honestly a bit yikes.

TwoPair posted:

Wolverine & The X-Men #42

TwoPair posted:

I'm pretty sure the Maker brought back a bunch of the Ultimates in... maybe Ewing's Ultimates² series? I forget. Anyway iirc a bunch of them got brought back, turned on Maker, then stole a spaceship and are just drifting somewhere out there.

Also the current Miles story arc revolves around him facing a guy named Ultimatum who has the Ultimate Green Goblin working for him and seems to be restoring people's memories of 1610 for unknown purposes, like they just reminded Aaron Davis that Miles totally (accidentally) killed him.

Open Marriage Night posted:

He’s a Nazi, so he keeps the bees to himself.

If he gave the bees away, he’d be a goon.

Yvonmukluk posted:

In this case, he's playing himself. I think it's the What If? where he stops the burglar, but only for publicity's sake and becomes a celebrity. Naturally he becomes an enormous jackass.