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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Suzie learns about birth control from her sexy doctor.



He likes her cervix.



Sex Criminals #8

Uthor fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jan 2, 2015

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I like to think that Tina kisses every frog she sees. Just in case.



Bob's Burgers #3

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I'm not sure where to put this, but it came out of loving nowhere and is so absurd that it made me laugh, so here it goes.

Bunch of cosmic beings intent on destroying the world are razing Las Vegas when:
(TIMG for boobies with tassels on them.)



And a little later.



Godland 20

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I haven't read Batman Odyssey, but Comics Alliance's six part recap was really in depth.

http://comicsalliance.com/tags/batman-odyssey/

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Alhazred posted:

Marvel didn't even try to hide that they were burying New x-Men:

(Astonishing X-Men #1)

I just noticed the quite frankly/Frank Quitely jab. Assuming it was intentional.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Um, examples?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Duke Igthorn posted:

God drat I HATE that "rubbing the back of your head" thing. Mainly because EVERY artist does it now but I've never, EVER seen a person actually do that in real life. And I've met, like, at least 12. It's just so stiff and unnatural and obviously "posey"

HI, I'm Tony. I do that all the time.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Reminds me of this, that I am stealing from earlier in this thread.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Also, Punisher.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Turns out Vader's a little self-conscious about all that burn damage.



Star Wars #2

I wanna believe that he didn't kill the guy, just spun his helmet around so he couldn't see out of it.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Newest Rocket Raccoon. #9, I think.

Edit: vvvv Oops, yeah, #8.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Feb 20, 2015

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Look at the piggies!






Sadly, the issue becomes something else besides super pigs a couple pages later.

Sensation Comics 22

Fake edit: Crap, forgot to edit out the black bars. Oh well, they don't look that bad.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

SilverSupernova posted:

Are the heroes and villains suppose to be kids in this or is the art style just making everything look cute?

It's partially Mike Maihack's style (he does the kids friendly comic Cleopatra in Space), partially story related.

It's a story a little girl is telling while playing with her sister's dolls/action figures. She then gets in trouble for drawing cheetah spots on her sister's Barbie, saves her sister from an attacking dog, then they play Wonder Woman together.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Feb 23, 2015

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Gaz-L posted:

Uthor, how dare you post that story and not anything from Noelle Stevenson's story in Sensation Comics!

Because I only bought issue 22 in the digital version, so only have the Mike Maihack story.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.


Loki: Agent of Asgard 9

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
New JL8! :neckbeard:

http://limbero.org/jl8/194

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

FredMSloniker posted:

That's a third-party site. They update more frequently at the artist's Tumblr, and until recently the site you linked wasn't updated at all. I figure you'd want to know.

Oh, nice. I think I started following that one because it had a working feed at the time, but I can deal with Tumblr just fine for that.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Can Conan beat up Groo?




Groo vs. Conan #1

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

FredMSloniker posted:

Tell me the entire comic was, like, two pages long. :allears:

*Googles*

A four-issue miniseries!?

Listen, Sergio. You can either joke about how awful the sewer level is, or you can have the sewer level. You can't do both!

To be fair, half the series is Sergio getting hit on the head, thinking he's Conan, and running around the city with his rear end hanging out of a hospital gown.

The other half is the towns' people making assumptions of whether Conan can/has won.

I'm on issue 4 and so far, there's been about two pages of actual fighting. And no one won.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'd also like to know this, I too enjoy the strictly-business villains.

Wasn't that basically the setup of Spectacular Foes of Spider-Man? Enforcers and Wrecking Crew are pretty much all business Criminals.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Are anime redesigns always the worst stereotypes?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Trast posted:

Conner draws a pretty decent version of the Wonder Woman armor.

On the one hand, she drew this:


On the other hand, she drew these in the same issue:



(The second version of the armor is her official uniform that she wears to the UN to meet with all the nations of Earth.)

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Gaz-L posted:

To be fair, weren't the Ame-Comi designs already done, and Conner/Gray/Palmiotti and the other artists just had to work with what they had? (This results is a pretty fuckin' bananas series, by the way. It starts Braniac-does-Hitchhiker's-Guide-To-The-Galaxy, and goes through Blackest Night, and ends with the Teen Titans mashed up with the Universal monsters)

Yeah, I believe so. I was just pointing out that even a good artist can't save that design.

And I'm not saying an anime inspired redesign is automatically bad, just those have all been the lowest common denominator hyper sexualized stereotypes.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Keromaru5 posted:

Some years back, one artist pitched a more shoujo-style Wonder Woman, with a younger, more playful Diana, but I am utterly blanking on the artist's name...

That looks great!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Senor Candle posted:

I fixed it for you



I can't remember where this is from. The entire scene was pretty good, but this is the only panel that comes up when you Google "black cat ballast".

EDIT: Spider-Man/Black Cat by Kevin Smith.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Mar 16, 2015

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
BTW, my friend got back to me, it's from Spider-Man/Black Cat by Kevin Smith.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Rhyno posted:

Of course it is.

Oh God, I looked it up and I'm glad all I remember is that panel and not all the rape.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

thespaceinvader posted:

Damned if I can find a good picture of it, but wonder woman had amazing armour in Kingdom Come. The helmet was an eagle and it had wings, and a sword, and a spear. it was cool.

They're low res and I don't see a super clear shot of it, but here.


Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Baron Bifford posted:

Why does her armor have wings when she can already fly?

I didn't include the image, but when she and Batman fight and fly up into the sky (where they see the bomber planes), she has them extended like a glider. It's a nice contrast to Batman's black wings, so I guess that's the reason?

I'm pretty sure she does fly around without that armor or wings elsewhere in the series.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
No to Godwin this conversation, but:



I Killed Adolf Hitler by Jason

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
^^^Edit: :golfclap: ^^^

Is Loki still all about Internet culture? If so, it works for his character.

It's like people getting angry for Ms. Marvel tweeting Internet memes.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Endless Mike posted:

Does Batman sit at any time in Killing Joke? This is important for its canonicity.

I was going to joke that Batman doesn't sit, but, well:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I've posted this before, but Darkseid and Thanos carpooling:
http://plasticfarm.com/?p=2059

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I knew Skottie Young was a hip-hop fan, but I never thought he would sneak a Wu-Tang reference into an all ages Marvel book.



Rocket Racoon 010

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
That's a really common thing in fantasy and sci fi, having entire races be defined by a single personality trait. It's always struck me as a little racist.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Quoting from a different thread.

drrockso20 posted:

from some Duke Nukem comic where he time travels to WW2;




Did you know there's a Doom comic? It's pretty bad. Here's a review of it by some dude name "Lowtax" or something stupid like that.

http://web.archive.org/web/20010109180400/http://planetquake.com/articles/doomcomic.shtm

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Gaz-L posted:

It's the Power Cosmic! It can be an acorn if you want it to be!

Is it like everyone seeing Galactus differently: you see the power cosmic as what ever is most important to you?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Phylodox posted:

But what if Galactus took a selfie?

I bet Galacta has taken a selfie at some point.

(Adam Warren of Empowered gave Galactus a teenage daughter. Yup.)

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Phylodox posted:

That seems like one of those things that could be either awesome stupid or just plain stupid so I looked up some pictures and it looks like it's definitely the latter.

It's been a long time since I read it, but I think it fell more towards the stupid, stupid side. Lots of tired teenage girl cliches. I'll maybe flip through it after work, see if there's anything gold in there.

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
My friend bought some art prints a few years back that were just the panel boarders, word balloons, and sound effects of famous comic scenes (I think he got the death of Gwen Stacey and Banner becoming The Hulk). That Galactus page would seem like a good contender for a page to convert.

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