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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

holocaust bloopers posted:

So you and Vasudus are in the same club of dudes who got loaded over night.

If they back pay CRSC I'm gonna go to CO or NV for a week of high priced call girls that do full bbbjtcim and low client volume and all the weed. All of it. No more OG Kush- I'll gently caress a new high dollar whore in the honeymoon suite of the Hilton every night and try every abstract and different strain of cannabis I can find- I'll smoke an eighth of everything that week.

Then I will return home after one week to reality, having tasted roman extravagance for just a moment. Will make the 10 years in the mil worth it, and the 3 years nobody told me I could get that money worth it.

Spongebob, I got an idea for a spring break adventure in 2016. Wanna start saving up for the high dollar whores, hotels, and cannabis vacation of a lifetime? We're getting separate rooms though. I plan on rear end play with platinum blonde perfect 10's featuring prominently in this vacation so privacy will be key here. But if there's anyone I wanna explore every strain of weed with, it's you buddy.

My whores though. I get the whores. I'll buy the weed and hotel rooms and we can share those though haha.

Best part? ALL LEGAL AND TAX PAYER FUNDED. :911:

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
CRSC goes back to either the date you have your VA + DoD rating or 1 January 2008, whichever is more recent.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
sure. I never go anywhere on spring break.




jesus gently caress, that felt weird to type

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
wait when did hooking become legal in colorado?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wait when did hooking become legal in colorado?

They prefer escort. And donations are for time only. Nothing illegal there.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
I got enough to put a massive down on a house, get the wife a decent car, all new furniture and appliances, everyone new mattresses and box springs and furniture for their rooms. The house is cool. 2 story, stick built, on five loving city lots, giving my 3 sidelots. In the last 2 years since I bought it the value of it according to the county has gone up by over $75K. With the new planned expansion the city is going to start, my property value should jump again in the next 3 years.

Oh, and I only owe like $115K left on it, and it's worth like 3X that.

Basically, we spent it on a house, furniture, a house, all out debts, and called it good.

They also pro-rated some of it for about 2 years. It was a real disappointment when my check dropped by a $1,000/mo.

hosed up thing? I STILL have two open claims that are still in the VA's "information gathering" phase. It's been almost 20 years, I claimed them during my exit from Fort Hood, and they STILL aren't done with it.

loving redacted records suck.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

They prefer escort. And donations are for time only. Nothing illegal there.

ah the ol girlfriend experience trick eh

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

They prefer escort. And donations are for time only. Nothing illegal there.

how many roses for a good bbbj cim ?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

They prefer escort. And donations are for time only. Nothing illegal there.

A whore's a whore no matter what you call it..

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
OH! If you get a massive backpay, take this advice:

Take about $2-3K out. Go shopping with the wife and kids. Load up a cart on poo poo you normally wouldn't buy. Get that goddamn urge out of you right quick.

Then sit down and figure out what you want. Take X amount and set it aside to pay on the house, put a down on a house. Go house shopping, look for ones that are asking a little higher than you want. When it comes to start negotiations, let the seller know that you're gonna drop like $70K in loving CASH, not bank bullshit (Good rule of thumb, half of what you are putting down). Let the bank know that you plan on dropping CASH on the down (with the other half) and suddenly your loving credit rating doesn't even matter any more and the seller is knocking $100K off the price, putting it right into your sweet spot. (Which is why, in 8 years, my whole loving house and property will be paid off)

Get a loving used car. Pay for the loving thing outright. DON'T get some goddamn car you can suddenly afford. There's nothing wrong with a 5 year old car that's been completely refurbished. Get it inspected by a mechanic, if it has problems, move onto the next. Go to dealer lots, when you start talking cash normal used lots get extremely scammy. Shop around while you are looking to close the deal on the house.

DO NOT SPEND A CENT UNTIL YOU HAVE THE HOUSE.

Spend it on furniture. A good new bed is loving amazing. New dressers, bookshelves, washer, dryer, will make you feel like loving Scrooge McDuck.

But get that goddamn "I HAVE MONEY! WHOOOO!!" out of your system with that initial $2-3K.

Otherwise, you'll be planning on buying a house. Lending your cousin $1K here and your sister $5K there, and buying that all new PussyWagon XLS, and then you'll check your loving balance and find out your broke.

tl;dr: Don't be enlisted.txt with your goddamn backpay.

Nostalgia4ColdWar fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jan 30, 2015

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


The drummer for Minus the Bear left the band :(

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

SquirrelyPSU posted:

The drummer for Minus the Bear left the band :(

Now they're called....Minus the Drummer

:xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

justice4trayvawn posted:

Now they're called....Minus the Drummer

:xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :

seriously loled at this :mrgw:

:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

SquirrelyPSU posted:

The drummer for Minus the Bear left the band :(

o no what ever will your favorite lovely indie band do now :smith:

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Well I dunno, hire another drummer probably

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

justice4trayvawn posted:

Now they're called....Minus the Drummer

:xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :
so bad but so good

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

OH! If you get a massive backpay, take this advice:

Take about $2-3K out. Go shopping with the wife and kids. Load up a cart on poo poo you normally wouldn't buy. Get that goddamn urge out of you right quick.

Then sit down and figure out what you want. Take X amount and set it aside to pay on the house, put a down on a house. Go house shopping, look for ones that are asking a little higher than you want. When it comes to start negotiations, let the seller know that you're gonna drop like $70K in loving CASH, not bank bullshit (Good rule of thumb, half of what you are putting down). Let the bank know that you plan on dropping CASH on the down (with the other half) and suddenly your loving credit rating doesn't even matter any more and the seller is knocking $100K off the price, putting it right into your sweet spot. (Which is why, in 8 years, my whole loving house and property will be paid off)

Get a loving used car. Pay for the loving thing outright. DON'T get some goddamn car you can suddenly afford. There's nothing wrong with a 5 year old car that's been completely refurbished. Get it inspected by a mechanic, if it has problems, move onto the next. Go to dealer lots, when you start talking cash normal used lots get extremely scammy. Shop around while you are looking to close the deal on the house.

DO NOT SPEND A CENT UNTIL YOU HAVE THE HOUSE.

Spend it on furniture. A good new bed is loving amazing. New dressers, bookshelves, washer, dryer, will make you feel like loving Scrooge McDuck.

But get that goddamn "I HAVE MONEY! WHOOOO!!" out of your system with that initial $2-3K.

Otherwise, you'll be planning on buying a house. Lending your cousin $1K here and your sister $5K there, and buying that all new PussyWagon XLS, and then you'll check your loving balance and find out your broke.

tl;dr: Don't be enlisted.txt with your goddamn backpay.

counterpoint: buy all the weed

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

the dad farm posted:

counterpoint: buy all the weed

and whores

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

And a sweet Mustang at a righteous 29.9% APR!

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
My client is having a Super Bowl potluck thing today. They are now using reply-all to debate it, and marking it high priority.

Kill. Me.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

A life spent blotting out muds casually and remotely, then smoking all the weeds, and loving all the whores, is a life worth living.

Vox Pax Americana, et tu, GiP?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

And a sweet Mustang at a righteous 29.9% APR!
Nigga if you got payments or you leasin you ain't a baller dawg

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.


A good week

Zeris fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Feb 2, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Registered for spring courses already. Taking my science lab in infectious diseases. That oughta be cool.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


at the date posted:

Your retirement dream is surfing the Internet for 40 years in corn country?

By time that settlement comes in I'm banking on a national level medical :420: law which means I will be higher than the space station all the time.

In otherwords, yes. Living off the government, in a coldish climate, :corsair:ing about niggers lazy people and being high all the time is my retirement dream.

Whats yours? Listening to a wife and pants making GBS threads retard kids bitch while driving a minivan to soccer practice?

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

OH! If you get a massive backpay, take this advice:

Take about $2-3K out. Go shopping with the wife and kids. Load up a cart on poo poo you normally wouldn't buy. Get that goddamn urge out of you right quick.

Then sit down and figure out what you want. Take X amount and set it aside to pay on the house, put a down on a house. Go house shopping, look for ones that are asking a little higher than you want. When it comes to start negotiations, let the seller know that you're gonna drop like $70K in loving CASH, not bank bullshit (Good rule of thumb, half of what you are putting down). Let the bank know that you plan on dropping CASH on the down (with the other half) and suddenly your loving credit rating doesn't even matter any more and the seller is knocking $100K off the price, putting it right into your sweet spot. (Which is why, in 8 years, my whole loving house and property will be paid off)

Get a loving used car. Pay for the loving thing outright. DON'T get some goddamn car you can suddenly afford. There's nothing wrong with a 5 year old car that's been completely refurbished. Get it inspected by a mechanic, if it has problems, move onto the next. Go to dealer lots, when you start talking cash normal used lots get extremely scammy. Shop around while you are looking to close the deal on the house.

DO NOT SPEND A CENT UNTIL YOU HAVE THE HOUSE.

Spend it on furniture. A good new bed is loving amazing. New dressers, bookshelves, washer, dryer, will make you feel like loving Scrooge McDuck.

But get that goddamn "I HAVE MONEY! WHOOOO!!" out of your system with that initial $2-3K.

Otherwise, you'll be planning on buying a house. Lending your cousin $1K here and your sister $5K there, and buying that all new PussyWagon XLS, and then you'll check your loving balance and find out your broke.

tl;dr: Don't be enlisted.txt with your goddamn backpay.

This is the god drat gospel.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Registered for spring courses already. Taking my science lab in infectious diseases. That oughta be cool.

One of my favorite things at work is watching epidemiologists leaving the bathroom without washing their hands.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Keurig is now a valid target due to the wastefulness of the K-cup. I'd rather the Earth die a miserable, suffocating death than go without my Keurig machine.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6574146?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I wanted a Keurig but then realized that I can make good full-flavored coffee with single use coffee bags for a hell of a lot less.

Every Keurig coffee I've ever had tasted watered down as gently caress.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I wanted a Keurig but then realized that I can make good full-flavored coffee with single use coffee bags for a hell of a lot less.

Every Keurig coffee I've ever had tasted watered down as gently caress.

Cool well enjoy your artisanal foam drawings of lilly flowers or those cute, waving Japanese cats.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

Cool well enjoy your artisanal foam drawings of lilly flowers or those cute, waving Japanese cats.

Don't act like you wouldn't either :colbert:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Don't act like you wouldn't either :colbert:

I have my limits.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I use an Aeropress

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Aeropress owns. Makes lovely coffee taste p good.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I spent :10bux: on a Mr Coffee coffee maker.

I spend money on good beans. Makes coffee taste great. Good beans, cold filtered water in the chamber. Its not hard folks.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
scrubs. i roast my own beans and pay a fuckload less per cup than you do. :smug:

really $5-6 per pound of beans beats the gently caress out of anything else.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Stove top espresso supremacy



Seriously, makes the aeropress seem like loving briefing room coffee

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Stove top espresso supremacy



Seriously, makes the aeropress seem like loving briefing room coffee

that's how marines get burned

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

that's how marines get burned

I've had one for 7 years and have managed to burn my hand twice, so yeah, true

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i had an old school percolator but then id drink like a cup or two and waste the rest of the pot

so i got a keurig and it owns. i get a cup of my lovely green mountain donut shop coffee in like 30 seconds and i stay awake during my night shift

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I had a physics exam this morning, a programming project that'll be handed out tonight and due Monday, a calculus exam at 8am Monday morning, and a chemistry exam on Wednesday that's worth 25% of my grade on stuff I haven't began to look at.

Still beats active duty.

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