Military Pictures and Youtube Thread - I'm a Tomcat guy and a homo

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Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Bob A Feet posted:

There are a lot of services that will provide/mount them for you but for real like three rows costs near $100. I can't imagine how much he pays for that.

Lmao if u think the sgmajmarcorusausausa pays for poo poo. He's probably the only enlisted marine who gets the correct clothing allowance, too.

Also marine abbreviations are dumb

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 21:20

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:14

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Casimir Radon posted:

This one time when I was TDY I got co-opted into helping clean guns (M4s and M9s). They decided to use one of those ultrasonic cleaners which seemed to just make poo poo worse. Was the fluid just old or is it easy to gently caress up the settings? I've been wondering what the hell happened for years.

Ultrasonic cleaning is a two step process that most units focus on part one of: get poo poo off of it.

Unfortunately, this step also removes any "not metal" from the metal, including old lube buried deep in the pores of the metal.

You need to ultrasonically lube it to get oil back down in those pores. Most units don't do this. They wipe it with oil, and the part will not properly absorb all of it, so it'll be MORE vulnerable to poo poo sticking to it.

But the military focuses on the dumbest poo poo on getting a gun running, mainly keeping them looking pretty, by scouring off minor poo poo with horrifyingly caustic and abrasive materials, slowly loving up the tolerances of the weapon.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 17:42

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 06:43

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Don't they usually schedule training into the flyover? Like if they have F-16's fly over the Air Force Academy graduation they're actually doing a mock bomb run on all the terrible people in the stadium?

So you're saying we could technically have a real bomb on there by accident....?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 20:49

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Reverand maynard posted:

can you imagine being the boot that had to muck around in georgia swamp land looking for a loving bomb

Inshallah it blows me up in glorious hellfire and markedly improves Georgia.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 23:25

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Godholio posted:

The F-117 shootdown could fit in that paragraph, too. Something something don't learn from history something something.

The weirdest thing about that story is how the pilot and the missile operator became friends.

Also, an old mil-vid classic

Roumba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0ue-XGl9c

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jan 13, 2015

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 22:42

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 20:11

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

PainterofCrap posted:

Welp, so much for "hearts & minds"

Skulls and Spines is pretty baller tho.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 20:17

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Third World Reggin posted:

it is the drone that comes to weddings right?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 00:43

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

How would the use of nuclear power in Iran dissuade Iran from selling oil? Increased use of nuclear power in oil importing countries might have that effect(through a decrease in demand) but not the other way around.

Nuclear power in Iran might decrease oil demand in Iran and/or lower the costs of production of oil in Iran but it probably wouldn't cause them to 'wean themselves off the sale of oil'.

Might get them to realize they live in a self inflicted stone age poo poo hole and bring back the pre-ayatollah days where they were part of the global community.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 20:40

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

http://imgur.com/a/QVgzh?gallery

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 00:07

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

EBB's av changed when she grabbed his dick.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2015 20:14

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Worth any punishment they dish out.

Also that haircut is the lowest reg I have ever seen and I super approve.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 04:40

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IifStkAsemU

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 08:38

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Third World Reggin posted:

this is from brown moses but it is still pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5bB1726gLg

his stuff about russian soldiers taking photos of their equipment moving through russia to ukraine should really be used in the US military as why not to post poo poo on face book

Is Brown Moses not cool anymore? I thought he was pretty reliable about info and I don't keep up on goon drama.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 08:02

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

mods name change to Nebraska Thunderfuck, tia

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 16:25

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Seriously?

Nevada Thunderfuck

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 06:17

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Dead Reckoning posted:

Speaking of which, is anyone else having issues with DownloadHelper in Firefox 36.0.1?

type ss after https://www. in the url.

https://www.ssyoutube.com/watch?v=SyAl73efs_Q

always works for me.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 17:49

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXusKM5uX0s

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 13:56

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

BaconAndBullets posted:

I think as long as their space poo poo turns into a floating oven we're pretty well off. Course why not do the Fallout vault setup? One ship is full of suicide vests, another full of water balloons filled with a chemical weapon, another with a nuke in the middle with a big red button open to the public, let the people on board be the method of their destruction.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3696720/

E: which one of y'all writes for DuffelBlog?

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/03/op-ed-i-sexually-identify-as-an-a-10-thunderbolt/

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Mar 23, 2015

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 10:25

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Is that a target boat that the Navy is testing their wave cannon on?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 10:40

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

8lbsofanalsex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp7mM2TP_1A

Maybe Russian truck drivers are better than ours, but I can't find two drivers that can back up a generator straight, much less four 40 footers.

I wonder if they're gonna deliver it via The BATTLEBOXattackglider^TM

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 11:27

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Godholio posted:

It's even more fundamental than that...there was no way to win. It wasn't even a question of materiel or troop strength or even ROE. Our enemy was an entrenched ideology, and our very presence (along with some brutal coercion on the part of the communists) united factions that otherwise wouldn't have cooperated with each other. We were foreign invaders, fighting a war many of the locals didn't want us to fight, propping up a government many of them didn't want or support.

Why does this sound familiar?

"I never understood why the Americans wanted to come to my homeland. I didn't grasp the details. I never could comprehend with the Americans come over here and attack us."

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 10:30

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebj6YurJPfU

:chef:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 01:24

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCygwaHpif4

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 14:26

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Rough Lobster posted:

Hah, I saw that show. Don't remember what it was called but the host is the doofiest, most unfunny and uncharismatic guy ever. I'm pretty sure he knows it.

Ridiculousness starring Rob Dyrdek, Sterling Brim and Chanel West Coast.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 13:55

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

NOT A DUFFELBLOG ARTICLE:

Army morale low despite 6-year, $287M optimism program

quote:

Twelve months of data through early 2015 show that 403,564 soldiers, or 52%, scored badly in the area of optimism, agreeing with statements such as "I rarely count on good things happening to me." Forty-eight percent have little satisfaction in or commitment to their jobs.

quote:

Other results:

-- Forty-eight percent or about 370,000 soldiers showed a lack of commitment to their job or would have chosen another if they had it to do over again. Only 28% felt good about what they do.

-- About 300,000 soldiers or nearly 40% didn't trust their immediate supervisor or fellow soldiers in their unit or didn't feel respected or valued. Thirty-two percent felt good about about bosses and peers.

-- In one positive trend, more than 400,000 soldiers or 53% said they were satisfied or extremely satisfied with their marriage, personal relationship or family. About 240,000 expressed dissatisfaction.

-- For physical fitness, nearly 40% were in good shape, 28% were borderline, and 33% did poorly.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Apr 17, 2015

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 12:51

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Casimir Radon posted:

It's a captain who has the dumbest idea, the pfc who looks like a genius in comparison.

The LTC is also pretty bad. "All the tools to do what I need to do." Really, sir, it's got a loving pen?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 14:09

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

not caring here posted:

If you've got a band on post then it's easier than gently caress for your commander to call up and request them out if they aren't busy.

However, no one could give the slightest gently caress to even make a 2 minute phone call to not make a funeral detail a farcical affair

When I was in high school, I was in band and NJROTC. The instructor asked of I was up to play Taps for a Vietnam vet.

They were gonna have a tape player do Taps instead of a real bugler, and they got me.

It was humbling and the family was so grateful and nice.

# ¿ May 7, 2015 15:36

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

hostile apostle posted:

Navy F/A-18E Super Hornet lands on aircraft carrier in rough seas with zero visibility

that's loving impossible.

# ¿ May 31, 2015 23:13

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82119503

Complete badass.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 20:13

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Doubt that's going to be the only problem with his shitter by the time he wakes up.

Actually, judging by the dusky appearance of the gentleman closest to the camera, I think his sleeping date is going to have more than a problem, his Garry glitter is going to look like a butchers dustbin by the time he wakes up

Did you just use rhyming slang?

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:44

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Chinatown posted:

Hopefully someone makes a GoPro commercial with this.

SAIL.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:21

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Godholio posted:

Jesus Christ. That dude got loving lit up, then they finished him with a gut shot from 5 feet away.

I'm the obviously paralysed guy with noodly legs.

warcake posted:

uhhh

https://vimeo.com/131462825

I'm the obviously paralysed guy with noodly legs

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 01:52

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

CommieGIR posted:

And we're all mandatory gay everyone!

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/breaking_supreme_court_rules_same_sex_marriage_nationwide_to_be_law_of_the_land

Man, every time I read the dissenters list, I know that fat Tony Soprano looking prick is gonna be there.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 15:39

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That fat gently caress is 79. He has to die one of these days.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/26/antonin-scalia-dissent_n_7671110.html

I think he's lost his fuckin' mind.

Also, if you're still in, make sure your newlyweds get their twinks and pinks put in DEERS now.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 15:51