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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Larry Parrish posted:

And who wouldn't want a Hind? Carpet the troop bay and it's a discount luxury helicopter!
I know a guy who worked on a captured Hind and he said it was a colossal poo poo heap. They look cool as poo poo, though.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


Hathcock is still in the top five with a loving scoped Ma Deuce. :clint:.:clint::clint: x 10^:clint:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


quote:

Kim Jong-un, seen behind the controls of one of his country's An-2 aircraft, is reportedly a keen aviator
What does this button do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea0Uw-Z4-5g&t=10s

What about this o

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Koesj posted:

Old person with cane getting insanely brutally owned by a nuclear detonation.

I thought the tbirds.jpg was going for the same thing at first :shobon:
I like to imagine it's a mighty samurai warrior drawing his katana in one last glorious stand against the evil Americans. :supaburn:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Rough Lobster posted:

I've known adults who for whatever reason had a hard time taming a full-sized 9mm pistol. What fuckhead would put any kid let alone his own in that position? Age 13 with a single shot .22 rifle is probably the youngest I'd take someone shooting.
I had a Mini-30 (7.62x39 semi-auto) when I was around that age.

Relive the joy of humping around a machine gun! But without the fun of full auto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDmyF3uujAo

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

I don't get this one. Is the magazine not fully seated?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


What does that mean in English?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Ron Jeremy posted:

Funny you should mention that. A glass ceiling just got broke.



I would break her glass ceiling. :quagmire:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Chinatown posted:

Do US tankers get those little flags in case of emergency?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S93ebaJXtXU

Two! Two broken tanks! ahahah :drac:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

chitoryu12 posted:

Stupider than that. If this is the incident I remember, the driving controls are very heavily computerized and the driver somehow managed to lock up the computer. It wouldn't move because he literally froze the tank. They had to get a loving company tech support guy over to reset the tank.

He didn't literally freeze the tank it's still room temperature.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


LITERALLY NO

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I would like to get on top of them. :quagmire:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I imagine it launching its suicide-vested operator into enemy aircraft, like a Jihad-in-a-box.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


What is the stopping distance of a tank?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlE9U41gAIc

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Unless they're working on an A10 that transforms into a giant robot, there's no reason to scrap the original. :colbert:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZCH1492CzA

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Baloogan posted:

If I could get an operation to turn me into a nuclear ballistic missile submarine I would be so happy.

You don't need to be a submarine to be filled with seaman. :downsrim:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Did John Cleese just run a marathon?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


It's much funnier with sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEXBfow9SdA

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

Soldier almost shot in head gun ALMOST KILLED!
I'm glad the gun survived. :ohdear:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

semper pie

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

I thought the Jew soldier girl was cute.

would

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Zeris posted:

Holy wow that general's speech at 2:00
Save your money for that sweet Mustang. Some things never change.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


:nms: that poo poo. :stare:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

ded posted:

I wonder how much it would cost to make a 'modern' Hellcat. I'd guess around 600k or so.

About 60 Grand

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L_TjXXx7eQ

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

What if the attacker downtrodden youth with the gun only wants to borrow your wallet?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

That's Offixer Xir to you, civilian. :smug:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Russian dashcam videos are much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itMdLTd1l4E

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

BaconAndBullets posted:

Do they really want a repeat of what happened last time the Soviets fought a bunch of muzzies? I sure do :getin:

Rambo 3 II

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


hit share when u see it

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Frosted Flake posted:

We shouldn't have sold them anything more sophisticated than M60s.
At first, I thought you were talking about machine guns. Which made this

Dead Reckoning posted:

And somehow, there would still be YouTube videos of burning M60s abandonded along the side of the road.
hilarious.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I get all my news from wikipedia.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Big Brother is watching. :tinfoil:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

bulletsponge13 posted:

Blimp chat! That poo poo is an amazing piece of schaedenfreude all the way around, and being in Baltimore at the time, was histerical to follow real time.

Watch "How the U.S. Army Lost a $2.7 Billion Blimp..." on YouTube
https://youtu.be/Dc7kcHoAX4Y

I can* see the blimps from my house. I'm just glad the wind was blowing the other way.




*could :haw:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Arrath posted:

Soooo why wasn't the tether cable connected to the blimp with some kind of release or exploding bolt or something so that when it escapes it can shed the cable like a lizard's trail rather than drag it over powerlines and poo poo?

US Army Blimp Explodes, Killing Nine

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

let's see you assholes try to design your own blimps to monitor people with concealed carry firearms
There's no point in monitoring CCW in MD. It's pretty much impossible to do legally. Then again, Edgewood...

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


Should have test fired on California.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


360P? That's some shameful poo poo, right there. :ughh:

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