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(PLEASE PLAY THIS IN A LOOP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14 This thread is dedicated to the unexplained, supernatural or just weird stories you may have heard or experienced while serving this great nation. Also discuss conspiracy theories or whatever crazy stuff; you will not be persecuted. My only submission  There's some creepy poo poo going on at USAG Schinnen. On the surface it's a pretty useless base with nothing more than a BX and a few Army support offices, but for some reason, it's still heavily guarded (loving pillbox installed when I was there O_o ) so it pretty much has to be a storage site for hostile aliens or some Armageddon society. Claim:  
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My dad served on the USS FORESTALL in the 80's and claimed a ghost from the fire helped him get a part out of a supply storeroom. I'm inclined to believe him because the idea of a living supply puke actually helping somebody is way less believable then a ghost.
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Jan 2, 2015 09:51
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Buddy of mine was a nuke on one of old Virginia class CGNs just before they were decommissioned in the 1990s. He had a good story about working at night, glancing up and seeing a civilian in the reactor room. He said the guy looked up at him, waved then disappeared. Apparently when the ship was built a contractor did die in the reactor area, according to my friend.
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Jan 2, 2015 14:35
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My favorite ghost is the phantom shitter.
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Jan 2, 2015 17:12
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One time DFAS got my pay right. Also the VA got my meds to me on time with the last shipment, but I may have hallucinated that.
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Jan 2, 2015 17:14
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"Half days"
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Jan 3, 2015 02:16
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Idiots read that our dorm was haunted by some dipshit who hung himself there in the 60s. The dorm was built in 1998. 
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Jan 3, 2015 02:31
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Casimir Radon posted:Idiots read that our dorm was haunted by some dipshit who hung himself there in the 60s. The dorm was built in 1998. Thats the E-2 thing I have ever read
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Jan 3, 2015 02:33
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In every boot hanging themselves story it is always with the floor buffer cord for some reason
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Jan 3, 2015 03:06
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justice4trayvawn posted:In every boot hanging themselves story it is always with the floor buffer cord for some reason but no sick decapitations.
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Jan 3, 2015 04:36
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Yakima Training Center has some weird poo poo. The big and obvious thing is the NSA ECHELON center with all those huge satellite dishes. Out in the middle of loving nowhere on the ranges there are little shacks fenced off with no obvious use and what look like HVAC systems going underground. Saw a bunch of GSA trucks parked near one with nobody around in sight. There's probably a giant underground base underneath all that training land, and they're housing UFOs there  (lotsa people claim to have seen strange lights flying around out there, and even my commo guy swore up and down he saw some poo poo).
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Jan 3, 2015 05:18
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once when i was on roving guard at area 52 on pendleton, was walking along the dirt path by the soccer field when my partner and i heard a strange noise coming from one of the portashitters nearby. i had a big fuckoff maglite shining at the shitter in question and we approached shouting out a challenge. suddenly the door burst open and a ghostly white disembodied cock began helicoptering itself at us! then my eyes adjusted and it turned out to be a guy from another patrol who had decided to gently caress with us. spooooooooky 
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Jan 3, 2015 06:46
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Then what happened
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Jan 3, 2015 07:38
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I grew up on RAF Woodbridge for several years as a kid. The woods covered like half the base...naturally that's where we always hung out. There was a clandestine skate park (including a full-size half pipe some teenagers built), a bunch of open spaces with large dirt berms ("firing ranges") and what appeared to be really old foxholes for some reason. Also a ton of spent bullet casings...I want to say 5.56 but gently caress if I know, I left when I was 10. Also, my buddy's callsign is Egon. This came about after a Red Flag. We stayed in the Warrior Inn on Nellis AFB (this is the older billeting, the newer one is the Nellis Inn). All night he heard noises and saw shadows moving around his room, and I think some of his stuff was moved. He's not the kind of person you'd expect this sort of thing from...he'd fit in here and was a good drinking/cigar friend. We've driven each other to emergency rooms, that sort of thing. He was freaked out enough the next morning that he complained to the desk to get a new room, and the desk jockey already knew what room he was in when he started talking. Apparently that room is always hosed up like that (naturally there's a dead airman story) and there are always complaints.
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Jan 3, 2015 07:55
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If I'm ever a ghost, I'm gonna sleep-paralyze a motherfucker and make him read SHARP slides out loud. Humper Monkey's thread with the haunted barracks is the best ghost story ever. Wish I still had a link. Read it if you haven't already.
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Jan 3, 2015 08:13
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Painsaw posted:If I'm ever a ghost, I'm gonna sleep-paralyze a motherfucker and make him read SHARP slides out loud. Copied from the idiot/cole thread http://sa.mrbill.net/humpermonkey.html http://sa.mrbill.net/humpermonkey2.html http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1854647 Blind Study Partner http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2201461 Family has its trash Unicorn Gangstaa http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2345106 Street Sweeper Tales http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2411937 Ogrel72 hosed around with this message at Jul 1, 2014 around 03:03 Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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Jan 3, 2015 21:13
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Ogrel72 posted:Ogrel72 hosed around with this message at Jul 1, 2014 around 03:03 But the thread has only been open a few days! I was a Chinese linguist flunkout for a year and a half from 2007-2008. I think my dorm showers were haunted. Shower pressure would wildly fluctuate between barely on and BLAST SPEED, temperature would vary between boil and ice cubes, etc. Most people will chalk that up to communal living since it was a communal bathroom. I'd chalk that up to it too except for the time I was showering and the next shower over turned on. There was nobody in the stall. When I got out the shower was still on but there was nobody in the bathroom. 
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Jan 4, 2015 02:54
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dscruffy1 posted:But the thread has only been open a few days! yea cuz poorly maintained valves under constant pressure never fail. ever
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Jan 4, 2015 03:00
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:yea cuz poorly maintained valves under constant pressure never fail. ever you probably think bin laden did 9/11 too sheeple
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Jan 4, 2015 03:39
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There was a video circulating that the WTC Towers were hit by JSTARS. I would have loved to have been in on that mission planning briefing.
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Jan 4, 2015 05:40
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the most fuckt up conspiracy theory i ever heard was that trannies and fats are people. like cmon dude
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Jan 4, 2015 05:46
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Helldump Immunity. posted:There was a video circulating that the WTC Towers were hit by JSTARS. I would have loved to have been in on that mission planning briefing. The AWACS version would've involved an orbit in
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Jan 4, 2015 06:41
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Really wonder if the Ether Bunny was ever a real story (dude goes into barracks room and uses ether on other dudes then rapes them) There's like 10 variations of the story Worked with a dude who was a combat instructor in Lejeune. He wasn't one to lie and he was a great story teller. Regardless he had a couple good ones. I guess the dudes on some specific post would always radio in the same poo poo and he didn't believe it until he saw it. Something about a bridge on a boonies side of the base where a kid was thrown off or something idk The funny thing is we're so sleep deprived and dudes standing all these watches on ship with no sleep they probably hallucinate a ton of poo poo Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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Jan 4, 2015 09:53
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According to this chick I work with, one of the pumphouses for the type 4's in Kunsan is haunted. I called bullshit, and sat there during the last exercise. All kinds of weird poo poo happens. Pumps start for no reason, fuel will disappear off the electronic meters and come back an hour later, the building itself makes weird noises. gently caress that, she can stay there next exercise.
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Jan 4, 2015 12:46
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Late night low illum at 7000' Wild dogs, thru NVGs, 9mm thru a belly Blood trail out a "V" between HESCOs ~That dog is waiting for me~
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Jan 4, 2015 15:19
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You can tell a true war story by the questions you ask. Somebody tells a story, let’s say, and afterward you ask, “Is it true?” and if the answer matters, you’ve got your answer. For example, we’ve all heard this one. Four guys go down a trail. A grenade sails out. One guy jumps on it and takes the blast and saves his three buddies. Is it true? The answer matters. You’d feel cheated if it never happened. Without the grounding reality, it’s just a trite bit of puffery, pure Hollywood, untrue in the way all such stories are untrue. Yet even if it did happen—and maybe it did, anything’s possible—even then you know it can’t be true, because a true war story does not depend upon that kind of truth. Happeningness is irrelevant. A thing may happen and be a total lie; another thing may not happen and be truer than the truth. For example: Four guys go down a trail. A grenade sails out. One guy jumps on it and takes the blast, but it’s a killer grenade and everybody dies anyway. Before they die, though, one of the dead guys says, “The gently caress you do that for?” and the jumper says, “Story of my life, man,” and the other guy starts to smile but he’s dead. That’s a true story that never happened
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Jan 4, 2015 15:22
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Christoff posted:Really wonder if the Ether Bunny was ever a real story (dude goes into barracks room and uses ether on other dudes then rapes them)
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Jan 4, 2015 23:21
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i always heard it was a huge black guy wearing a batman cowl and cape
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Jan 5, 2015 04:21
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Christoff posted:Really wonder if the Ether Bunny was ever a real story (dude goes into barracks room and uses ether on other dudes then rapes them) The one I heard was at nuke school and the guy only got caught bc his victims butthole started bleeding whilst conscious Very believable imo Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i always heard it was a huge black guy wearing a batman cowl and cape wrong kind of spooky mate
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Jan 5, 2015 04:25
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i always heard it was a huge black guy wearing a batman cowl and cape He is the night. Cause its dark as gently caress in whatever room hes in.
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Jan 5, 2015 04:34
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Christoff posted:Really wonder if the Ether Bunny was ever a real story (dude goes into barracks room and uses ether on other dudes then rapes them) I swear I've seen copies of legal docs where this happened, but for the life of me I can't find them anymore
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Jan 5, 2015 05:19
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Walking around oddly empty GOV buildings on Suwon late at night was weird. Fuckers still had equipment and trash strewn about like they left in a hurry, and the doors were unlocked.
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Jan 5, 2015 05:26
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I had a friend that went to Dugway to test some NBC detector and he talked about seeing things that looked like big rear end rocks in the middle of loving nowhere that had government vehicles dropping dudes off and they'd disappear inside them. They also got kind of lost and apparently wandered into an area they weren't supposed and had a poo poo load of humvees with spotlights roll up to them demanding to know where the gently caress they were going. I guess it's not really a mystery though since there's a bunch of chem weapon poo poo out there. Still creepy as gently caress though
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Jan 5, 2015 06:30
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Wouldn't it be hosed up if the reasoning for glasnov was something way more scary? Like genetic engineering? Them soviets and their foxes
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Jan 5, 2015 07:05
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Christoff posted:Really wonder if the Ether Bunny was ever a real story (dude goes into barracks room and uses ether on other dudes then rapes them)  Now if someone tries to tell you about an airman coercing his girlfriend to stick sea creatures in her hoohah, that totally happened. 
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Jan 5, 2015 08:02
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quote:Dear Friend,
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Jan 5, 2015 08:06
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Casimir Radon posted:Military is filled with hosed up people Yup. That's uh...that's a thing.
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Jan 5, 2015 08:07
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justice4trayvawn posted:
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Jan 5, 2015 08:08
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Carteret posted:Walking around oddly empty GOV buildings on Suwon late at night was weird. Fuckers still had equipment and trash strewn about like they left in a hurry, and the doors were unlocked. Mideastern blacksites don't scare me. What scares me is hosed up poo poo in the arctic circle. Mideast blacklists are where nice brown people go to be uncomfortably touched by female handerlers in their early 30's. Greenland blacksites are where you go to have your organs replaced with plastic fittings and poo poo. I assume. I'm just making bullshit up I'd imagine that the spook factor is intentional. Like, nuclear reactors and poo poo are weirdly scary upclose. White people are the worst. Get a tan and eat something you sick fucks. Tearsaslube fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jan 5, 2015 |
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Jan 5, 2015 08:37
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Here's a fact I made up: Velcro was the result of live human autopsies. That's something we needed to know, had the budget for, and therefore did. I love this loving planet.
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