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It's already the time of the year where we watch press conferences for products we have no intention of buying (and which probably also never come out) Samsung is going to give us a seductive TV running Tizen LG is going to have TVs with something called "quantum dot" technology, running webOS Sony is going to be showing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gC_NIVpXf4 a... thing? probably? There are going to be a stupid number of wearables that don't have an on them like this Secure Communicator or these bluetooth soles (??) Important press conference times! (all times in Pacific) SUNDAY Nvidia - 8:00 PM MONDAY LG - 8:00 AM Sharp - 9:00 AM Panasonic - 10:00 AM Qualcomm - Noon Samsung - 2:00 PM Epson wearables (?!) - 4:00 PM Sony - 5:00 PM Samsung CEO Keynote - 6:30 PM TUESDAY Goldkey Secure Communicator - 11:00 AM Press Briefing on High Resolution Audio Held by Neil Young and PonoMusic - 3:30 PM Intel - 4:30 PM WEDNESDAY 3 Ex-Googlers Announce Remix Ultra-Tablet to Accelerate Post Windows Era - 10:00 AM Sensibo Press Conference: How your Air Conditioner can be Cool 5:00 PM THURSDAY SmartRazor Innovation, the future of shaving is here! - 3:00 PM also a bunch of car companies are having press briefings but who cares
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:33 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 08:41 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:42 |
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post all the awful smartwatches
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:47 |
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these tvs all need more curves
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:05 |
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i'm the quantum colour
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:08 |
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Kirk posted:i cant
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:10 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:10 |
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ground floor motherfuckers act like they forgot about zoll
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:32 |
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will watch all of these cant wait for epsons wearable printer
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:46 |
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yes, YES! CES is back motherfuckers. you like TVs? we got your motherfucking TVs. 3D, 480Hz, 4K, no, gently caress that, 8K, LED quantum dot curved screens running our own smartphone OS. yes it's quad core, why are you even asking idiot? you want tablets? no, we don't do tablets anymore, nobody cares about your stupid tablets. wearables is where it's at. we have a watch and another watch and a thing you wear around your ankle and another one for your dick. these watches can pay for things with your credit card. this one makes phone calls and also runs widgets with more clocks. you work out, don't you? of course you don't, you're a fat gadget nerd. but these wearables measure your steps and give you achievement points when you go up the stairs so you feel like you're really working out. great job, only 200 more points to go and you beat your daily average! do you like phones? we have a whole hall dedicated to samsung mobile hey where are you going, forget the phones, let's talk about CarPlay and android for your new car that doesn't work in your existing vehicle. and what about maker bots 3d printing plastic ponies in explicit poses? we got all of the models you need to complete your collection. also be sure to stop by the automotive hall and check out the fine Asian girls standing next to some piece of poo poo dropped FRS with stickers on it. best of all, we have awkward as gently caress corporate presentations. y'ever see a Qualcomm executive speak to a giant bird muppet? it's as amazing as it sounds. it's motherfucking showtime, get hyped!
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:10 |
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curved tvs are the dumbest thing since motion interpolation 4k is pretty useless too
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:15 |
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hoping for something to rival the michael bay meltdown
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:19 |
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Thanks Ants posted:hoping for something to rival the michael bay meltdown oh my god i forgot about that
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:20 |
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does the smart razor have different modes for face shaving, body hair and "downstairs" grooming
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:22 |
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please note that a certain world's largest consumer electronics company will not be present at this show. please refrain from mentioning it or its products around the show. we are showing genuine innovations at this show and do not want to discourage anyone with unfair comparisons. we are all winners here and have all done a great job with all of these new products, that's all that matters.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:22 |
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I think one time the CEA tried to bully/bribe apple into moving macworld expo because it was interfering with CES attention
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:23 |
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ces greatest hits zoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP61a0pd2CY born mobile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y michael bay can't deal with curved tvs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:25 |
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is there even a single smart tv out there with a ui that doesn't chug like a motherfucker?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:34 |
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ces ftw
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:37 |
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i LOVE consumer electronics!!
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:37 |
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maybe michael bae has a samsung tv at home and he thinks that all movies are color graded like his
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:41 |
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qirex posted:4k is pretty useless too 4k i don't mind, but there needs to be like a blu-ray for 4k or something
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:45 |
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akadajet posted:4k i don't mind, but there needs to be like a blu-ray for 4k or something it's called streaming
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:47 |
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akadajet posted:4k i don't mind, but there needs to be like a blu-ray for 4k or something imvho we wont c another optical media. only bigger internet bandwitches to pump fatty streams into your home - assuming you pay CUMca$$$$T $9001 american greenbacks for their vods WHILST they throttle the balls out of w/e other inetnet stream traffic (Crackle anyone????)
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:48 |
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carry on then posted:is there even a single smart tv out there with a ui that doesn't chug like a motherfucker? every smart tv is worse than a normal tv with an appletv connected to it. i have a quad core (lmao) sarnsung and the volume animation drops frames visibly.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:52 |
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ces makes my bathroom reading for a week or so far more interesting
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:54 |
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Smythe posted:imvho we wont c another optical media. only bigger internet bandwitches to pump fatty streams into your home - assuming you pay CUMca$$$$T $9001 american greenbacks for their vods WHILST they throttle the balls out of w/e other inetnet stream traffic (Crackle anyone????) *raises eyeglasses* that's over 9000, like in the meme!
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:55 |
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carry on then posted:is there even a single smart tv out there with a ui that doesn't chug like a motherfucker? hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggaskldjfhsaklhflsakdjfhaksjdf no because they hire loving morons. or design software like idiots. or generally are incompetent mouth breathers who should be shot into the sun ui lag is unacceptable and there's no loving excuse. this goes for smart tvs, smartphones, automotive infotainment. what the everliving gently caress are they doing with quad-cores and 1-2GB of ram that the ui is lagging? does every tv ship with a loving bitcoin miner pre-installed?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:55 |
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i'm voting for whoever makes ui lag punishable by dismemberment
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:56 |
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akadajet posted:4k i don't mind, but there needs to be like a blu-ray for 4k or something
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:58 |
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The Management posted:please note that a certain world's largest consumer electronics company will not be present at this show. please refrain from mentioning it or its products around the show. we are showing genuine innovations at this show and do not want to discourage anyone with unfair comparisons. we are all winners here and have all done a great job with all of these new products, that's all that matters. i don't think it's an unfair comparison to question why apple would make a smart watch when the basic concept is idiotic "interface with this device which, by its basic design, limits you to using one hand only and has a maximum display size of really loving small"
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 19:58 |
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qirex posted:problem with 4k tvs now is lag when upscaling non-4k content [e.g. literally everything]
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:01 |
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qirex posted:problem with 4k tvs now is lag when upscaling non-4k content [e.g. literally everything else] i bet the ui is some 1280x720 garbage thrown through an upscaler as well. its not like tv manufacturers dont know the display resolution of the device they are making the ui for. if its not running smoothly at the native panel res then kill yourself.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:03 |
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movax posted:hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggaskldjfhsaklhflsakdjfhaksjdf I'd love to start a company tomorrow that made the best quality TV possible with the best UI possible but it wouldn't make any money because consumers are idiots
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:06 |
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my grandmother bought a $2500 sharp tv and the fuckin smart tv poo poo stops working like every third time you try to use it sharps official fix is unplug it and plug it back in thanks idiot fuckers
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:09 |
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akadajet posted:4k i don't mind, but there needs to be like a blu-ray for 4k or something there is, its called 4K Blu-ray Disc with up to 128 mbit/s of h265 with 10bpc of rec2020 color. supposed to be out by xmas.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:10 |
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why would you want a smart tv in the first place there's like a jillion other ways to get that functionality that cost less than the tv alone
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:11 |
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Stymie posted:why would you want a smart tv in the first place because consumers are idiots and use checkbox feature comparisons [and reviews or sales people that use checkbox feature comparisons] to make decisions also because making a smart tv and a non-smart model with the same panel is more expensive than just making the smart tv
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:14 |
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CES is the best holiday for the best feeling schadenfreude
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:14 |
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qirex posted:because consumers are idiots and use checkbox feature comparisons [and reviews or sales people that use checkbox feature comparisons] to make decisions i think you already provided the real answer earlier consumers don't enter into the equation, the companies are openly consumer-hostile and seek to define the markets for themselves the boss says "hey why don't our tvs have the netflix?" and everybody scrambles to shove netflix into the tvs
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