How many computers do I have? Over 9000

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yeah actually they will: Aug 18, 2012

lol. goldmine immediately.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 03:26

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 23:43

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

are they macs? if not i think you mean like the bronze mine at best

# ? Jan 6, 2015 03:29

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

Lucky.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 03:56

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

kraftwerk singles posted:

Lucky.

He's teasing you, nobody has over 9000 computers.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 03:59

med school head: Apr 17, 2012

Don Lapre posted:

He's teasing you, nobody has over 9000 computers.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:19

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Don Lapre posted:

He's teasing you, nobody has over 9000 computers.

ahem the network i manage has very many over this. you, see, i am a big network man.

see also: goog, maybe amzon.

its easy to cross the 9000 compute threshold when you have to give all the people their datas

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:24

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Sniep posted:

ahem the network i manage has very many over this. you, see, i am a big network man.

see also: goog, maybe amzon.

its easy to cross the 9000 compute threshold when you have to give all the people their datas

he's talking about computers at your home that you use, not at work

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:26

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

i have over 9000 cuda cores

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:26

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

nice, op

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:29

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 358 days!

his operating system.. itts over windows 9!!!
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:37

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

ughhhh

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:37

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

think of all the computers you have

like, there's some in your car, in your telephone, your wristwatch, even your toothbrush

when you really stop and think about it, it's getting harder and harder to have less than 9000 computers

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:40

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

angry_keebler posted:

think of all the computers you have

like, there's some in your car, in your telephone, your wristwatch, even your toothbrush

when you really stop and think about it, it's getting harder and harder to have less than 9000 computers

someone people probably have like 500 at most then

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:42

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

someone people probably have like 500 at most then

dont worry the gates foundation is there to help those people

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:43

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

one petaflop per child

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:43

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

angry_keebler posted:

think of all the computers you have

like, there's some in your car, in your telephone, your wristwatch, even your toothbrush

when you really stop and think about it, it's getting harder and harder to have less than 9000 computers

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:51

Branch Nvidian: Nov 29, 2012

wesley snypes posted:

his operating system.. itts over windows 9!!!
��/

ban for anime

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:53

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Variable_H posted:

ban for anime

im so sick of japanimation in general

it's like you cant even avoid it

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:54

Branch Nvidian: Nov 29, 2012

Sniep posted:

im so sick of japanimation in general it's like you cant even avoid it

even american cartoons look like anime now, i never know what im looking at

# ? Jan 6, 2015 05:56

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

i think it's about time ironically posting anime and having anime avatars has ended on SA. it's become a little old IMO

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:02

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Variable_H posted:

even american cartoons look like anime now, i never know what im looking at

The octonauts do not look like japanimation

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:03

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

the only good anime is fist of the north star (the movie not the series) preferably dubbed in korean but this is not mandatory

every other anime ever made including the fake usa ones are bad and should be purged

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:03

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Cold on a Cob posted:

the only good anime is Initial D

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:05

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Don Lapre posted:

idk what that is and i'm not going to risk finding out

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:06

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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Don Lapre posted:

He's teasing you, nobody has over 9000 computers.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:06

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Sniep posted:

im so sick of japanimation in general it's like you cant even avoid it

it should be punished severely

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:06

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

i'm legit agreeing that we should ban anime and maybe also star trek from yospos

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:08

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i think somebody will be able to count OP's computers when he dies

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:11

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

anime often sexualizes girls and attracts pedophiles

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:12

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

Sniep posted:

ahem the network i manage has very many over this. you, see, i am a big network man.

see also: goog, maybe amzon.

its easy to cross the 9000 compute threshold when you have to give all the people their datas

I worked in a 80k device datacenter, most datacenters around the Bay are WAY over 9000 machines, half of these dcs share space

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:31

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

Variable_H posted:

even american cartoons look like anime now, i never know what im looking at

big hero 6

sanfranciskyo

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:32

Surprisingly Dope: Jan 12, 2011; Lope burgs again

Anime is made with computers.

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:40

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Tangra posted:

I worked in a 80k device datacenter, most datacenters around the Bay are WAY over 9000 machines, half of these dcs share space

ya but can you say they each had 10 or 20gig links direct to a backbone?

# ? Jan 6, 2015 06:53

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

hello from the goldmine

# ? Jan 6, 2015 07:09

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

Sniep posted:

ya but can you say they each had 10 or 20gig links direct to a backbone?

true, not all. about 1/3 served ads and had 10gb nics each. the rest was mail and random sites hosted there, so 2gb for the rest

we had one of the Silicon Valley fiber highways pass through, haven't seen so much fiber in my life, that they had in the POP room

# ? Jan 6, 2015 07:17