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Why was the computer cold?
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Jan 7, 2015 17:14
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Because it left windows open
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Jan 7, 2015 17:15
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a good computer joke, thank you for your contribution!
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Jan 7, 2015 17:19
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Q: What's an xcode storyboard's favorite transportation vehicle? A: A segue.
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Jan 7, 2015 17:21
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if your car is crashing often you should change drivers you get it?
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Jan 7, 2015 17:26
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microsoft
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Jan 7, 2015 17:27
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Jan 7, 2015 17:29
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okay i'll byte
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Jan 7, 2015 17:31
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okay here's my computer joke: Windows Phone
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Jan 7, 2015 18:04
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computer? i hardly know her!
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Jan 7, 2015 18:09
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windoiws vista 
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Jan 7, 2015 18:13
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Widdiful posted:computer? i hardly know her! this isnt a rabbit pun though?
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Jan 7, 2015 18:27
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[leafs through 'dave barry in cyberspace'] *ahem..* computers are expensive, bulky, and obsolete before you open the box! and don't get me started on hooking up the dang modem! the guy at the store said my computer has 100 bytes and 20 megahertz... i told him i'd give him a hundred bites so he "mega hurts" if he didn't start speaking english!
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Jan 7, 2015 18:31
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computers are Serious Business Machines and thus Not Funny
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Jan 7, 2015 19:14
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Oracle
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Jan 7, 2015 19:15
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MichaelSoft
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Jan 7, 2015 19:16
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Jan 8, 2015 07:52
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Scrub Lover posted:[leafs through 'dave barry in cyberspace'] *ahem..* computers are expensive, bulky, and obsolete before you open the box! and don't get me started on hooking up the dang modem! the guy at the store said my computer has 100 bytes and 20 megahertz... i told him i'd give him a hundred bites so he "mega hurts" if he didn't start speaking english! lol
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Jan 8, 2015 08:26
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i know a good udp joke but i dunno if you'd get it
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Jan 8, 2015 12:36
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what did bill gates name microsoft after? he penis bill gates is a cool guy tho
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Jan 8, 2015 12:42
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Put your dick in the CDROM
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Jan 8, 2015 12:50
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the seconds of my life ticking steadily away as i stare at the monitor
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Jan 8, 2015 12:50
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thank you Sham Bam Bamina he helped me find this: http://abdn.ac.uk/jokingcomputer/webversion/welcome.php joke generated by computer: what do you call an association with a knee? a hind league. 
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Jan 8, 2015 15:07
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BooLoo posted:the seconds of my life ticking steadily away as i stare at the monitor this but not joking
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the talent deficit posted:i know a good udp joke but i dunno if you'd get it ahhh dammit i'm probably going to tell this one later just letting you know
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