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Ah yes. Football and Food. Both start with F. Both have two Os. Truly it is a match made by God and lo do the people enjoy both and over it come together. Welcome to a thread where we will take a football player, and create a food for him. It will help if we can actually make this food and post pictures of it when possible. Drinks also welcome. As an example. Marshawn’s Beef Mode Grinder! French Bread Loaf dipped in au jus left over from cooking the brisket 1 lbs chopped brisket with a coffee based bbq dry rub Horseradish spread Dry bleu cheese crumbles Pickled Jalapenos E.G. for rub taken from this site: http://abc.go.com/shows/the-chew/recipes/bbq-coffee-rub-carla-hall Lots of beef, coffee based dry rub cause Starbucks, white horseradish, bleu cheese, and pickled jalapenos for the white, blue and green colors of Seattle. Conversely, you could make a Coffee BBQ sauce for the brisket. Recipe here: http://www.food.com/recipe/black-coffee-barbecue-sauce-66 Russet Wilson Garlic Chips! Russet Potatoes sliced thin and deep fried Garlic (see below) Parmesan Sea Salt Depending on what you want to do, mince the garlic and toss into the frying oil right before you’re ready to remove the chips so they adhere but don’t let it stay in too long or it will overcook. Can use garlic infused oil by heating olive oil and then cooking minced garlic in that then drizzle over chips as they cool. Or Garlic Aioli dipping sauce that requires minced garlic, mayonnaise, lemon juice, salt and pepper for an easier recipe. Seattle supposedly loves garlic fries but went with chips instead. Sherman’s Boom Boom Shake! (I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing here but something something Washington Apples) Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Milk Shot of Applejack Cider Shot of Red Bull Mix that poo poo in a Ninja blender. And here’s something hosed up… The Harbaugh Bowl! Basically were making a chili but we have to incorporate the two coaches. One’s calm and collected, the other is passionate and insane. Both were born in Ohio…gently caress…closest poo poo is Cincinnati chili. Possibly the worst chili. Okay fine, I’ll use that recipe as a basis. We have the San Fran 49ers and Baltimore Ravens. So what we’re going to do is combine the madness of Jim Harbaugh and use the hottest peppers or extracts or sauces out there while incorporating the demeanor of Jim Harbaugh and make a cool sour cream topping incorporating crabmeat. Both San Fran and Baltimore are known for their seafood. Hm. But we’re going to make a bird chili as the main meat. If you can get Raven meat, go for it, but we’re going to use Duck. Duck fat is good right? Chili ala Duck 2 lbs Duck meat ground Carolina Reaper Chili finely cut to taste CAJOHN'S TRINIDAD MORUGA SCORPION PUREE to taste 1 quart water, or amount to cover 2 onions, finely chopped 1 (15 ounce) can tomato sauce 2 tablespoons vinegar 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce 4 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 (1 ounce) square unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup chili powder 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper 5 whole cloves 5 whole allspice berries 1 bay leaf Source: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/authentic-cincinnati-chili/ Get a cast iron kettle, throw all that poo poo in there and cook it for hours. It should be meaty and not watery. I dunno, maybe cook the ground duck first? Sour Cream Crab Dip 1/2 cup mayonnaise 1/2 cup sour cream 1 cup cooked blue crab meat 2 Tbsp minced shallots (or green onions or red onions) 1/2 teaspoon dried dill or 1 1/2 teaspoon fresh dill 1 teaspoon grated lemon peel 1 teaspoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon of white wine vinegar or 1 1/2 teaspoons of dry white wine 1/2 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce Dash of Old Bay Source: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/crab_dip/#ixzz3OBrv99yk Mix that poo poo. Sourdough Rolls 1 Live Crab San Fran is known for Sourdough so my suggestion is to use small rolls as a “cup” or mini bread bowl by removing a top and section inside so you can put your chili in there, top with the crab sour cream dip, and then eat it as a hand held. Or whatever, get a huge loaf and do a traditional bread bowl. Take the live crab and set him on the table in front of your crew while you watch the game and now you have a little buddy! What are some of your ideas?
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we could bring this thread back if you want to post it in here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3656995
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The Gilbert Brown burger: A triple whopper with extra cheese, no pickles, cut in half He was fat Also this was available at every Burger King in Wisconsin one year
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NAJEH DAVENPORT SPECIAL 1. Package of Velveeta Cheese 1. Can of Rotel 16oz Jimmy Dean Sausage 1. Jar Pickled Jalapenos 1. Bag of Tostitos of your choice Combine ingredients in a slow cooker. Come back in 20 minutes. Eat it.
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AJ Hawk burger Leave a pack of ground beef laying in the sun for 8 years, then eat it raw and tell yourself it's good because its been around for so long.
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JJ Watt meal-replacement nutrition: 1 can of tuna 1 can of V8 Spinach a few multivitamins pop in a blender and blend for 2 minutes. Drink 3-4 a day. Food is to fuel your body
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Kelvin Benjamin Spinach and Bacon Quiche 6 large eggs, beaten 1 1/2 cups heavy cream Salt and pepper 2 cups chopped fresh baby spinach, packed 1 pound bacon, cooked and crumbled 1 1/2 cups shredded Swiss cheese 1 (9-inch) refrigerated pie crust, fitted to a 9-inch glass pie plate Directions Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Combine the eggs, cream, salt, and pepper in a food processor or blender. Layer the spinach, bacon, and cheese in the bottom of the pie crust, then pour the egg mixture on top. Bake for 35 to 45 minutes until the egg mixture is set. Cut into 8 wedges. Drop quiche immediately before serving to guests. Look at your hands intently and shake your head as everyone groans in disbelief.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf2L_6_8vJM
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Gatts posted:Take the live crab and set him on the table in front of your crew while you watch the game and now you have a little buddy! Skipping every step but this one, and gonna teach it to deftly crack open beers with its claws and do a hilarious "crab dance" whenever the Jets lose.
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The Ray Rice sandwich: bitch go make me a loving sandwich
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sweet thursday posted:The Ray Rice sandwich:
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Trent Richardson wish sandwich: Two slices of bread and you wish there was something there.
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sweet thursday posted:The Ray Rice sandwich:
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Johnny Manziel Hobo Stew 1 lb. hamburger 1 or more onions 1 c. catsup 1 tbsp. mustard 1 can vegetable soup Cook hamburger and onions. Drain. Add remaining ingredients and simmer. Serve over hamburger buns.
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Najeh Davenport Chili Stew Comes extra chunky, served piled high in an oversized laundry basket.
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Elephanthead posted:Trent Richardson wish sandwich: Add an insufficiently large hole somewhere to attract and then trap Trent Richardson.
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FIRST TIME posted:Najeh Davenport Chili Stew 
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