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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i love pranks. i love putting people in situations where everyone else laughs at them. its fuckin great. computers are a great tool for pranking on.


my favorite computer prank:

while the person is sleeping, you squat over their face, jerking off, and just when you're about to produce yoghurt, you say "it is time" just like arnold did in terminator 3, and yog on their face, in their eyes and mouth!. ahahaha what a fuckin great joke to play on a person

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
jesus christ echi

I just superglue the cdrom drive shut sometimes

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
i be;at my kids with a computer

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

jesus christ echi

I just superglue the cdrom drive shut sometimes

not sure how i feel about "permanent" pranks. a bit mean perhaps


something more simple like taking out the ball on the mouse! or turning the mouse around! haha. a good one is to swap keys on the keyboard around. hide drugs inthe case and call the cops!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

i be;at my kids with a computer

whats your badeg mean. is it better than a grndae

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
get this u guys



lookit this nerd, fuckin owned :cool:


Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
http://www.wikihow.com/Turn-Your-Computer-Screen-Upside-Down

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

echinopsis posted:

whats your badeg mean. is it better than a grndae

if u really wanna know...

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658868

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
NOW WE:RE COOKING WITH GAS this is the kind of poo poo we need to get into!

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


buy a person a wandows computar op

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
delete system32

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

put a picture of their desktop on their desktop them move all the icons around to cover up the gaps where there are no icons

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

put a picture of their desktop on their desktop them move all the icons around to cover up the gaps where there are no icons

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
replace the mouse with a bar of soap and see how long it takes them to notice

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
flip their display upside down

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
Someone just boarded my bus carrying a desktop computer lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

linux

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

put a picture of their desktop on their desktop them move all the icons around to cover up the gaps where there are no icons

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


:rip:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




i changed all the windows 98 start up screens in the school to a picture of me doing 'the guns'.

It was poorly thought out because they knew who did it even though I claimed innocence, the teachers were correct when they said that I was the only kid smart enough and dumb enough to do something like that :eng101:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
smart enough and dumb enough


sounds familiar

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i once executed a sick prank but then an angry cartoon candyman yelled at me and put me in prison without due process of law

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

smart enough and dumb enough


sounds familiar

rockin :smugmrgw::hf::smugmrgw:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
type in "freethefish" in some nerd's unbuntu console and see how loving little they really know about da 'nux

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
TELL application FINDER
restart
END TELL

save to shut down folder

Mac OS 9 FTW :unsmigghh:

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