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TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
Should Something Awful be boycotted in the name of Equality? For a Goon who survives in a fetid basement on Dorito crumbs salvaged from vacuum bags and Slurpee leftovers from Michael Moore's dirty t-shirt, Ten Bux is a lot of money. On the other hand, Ten Bux is nothing to a kaputalist shitlord uncool person, who probably stole it anyway. I propose a more Progressive system, as a type of affirmative action to increase the Diversity of Posters on Something Awful. On D&D especially, the rentier and kaputalist classes are overrepresented, and I worry about the triggering effect this could have on people. Something Awful is a de facto public utility, and it is important to ensure Equal Access to everyone.

What do you think?

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I like to think the ten dollars is to keep the stupid people with too much money from posting elsewhere.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

get out

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
In Finland, traffic fines are assessed according to the offender's income. SA should do the same here.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Your* just saying that because of my race.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
Think of it like paying the asylum before committing yourself

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Freedom isn't free.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

Think of it like paying the asylum before committing yourself

Mental health care should be free.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Timely: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUpcl_P9ZTw

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Rorus Raz posted:

I like to think the ten dollars is to keep the stupid people with too much money from posting elsewhere.

But TheImmigrant is still making threads here.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Ten bucks is far too low. It's hardly a barrier to entry at all, and means that users who have not properly proved their worth to society through productive hard work can post with the same status as others. The Platinum Upgrade provides some limited means of separating those with (slightly) greater value to this world from the other riff-raff, but those below are still permitted to post just the same as anyone else - manually clicking the 'ignore' button for all of these lowlifes, while necessary to enjoy the forums, is such tedious work. If accounts were higher-priced this website could attract a more refined type of customer, rather than the left-wing scum that currently make up our user base.

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp
Minority posting should be subsidized, white posting should cost $15.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


TheImmigrant posted:

Your* just saying that because of my race.

actually it's because of your multiple intellectual disabilities and sexual orientation

now

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp
Reparations for feminist and trans posters.

karlor
Apr 15, 2014

:911::ussr::911::ussr:
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:911::ussr::911::ussr:
:ussr::911::ussr::911:
College Slice
FYGM(embership)

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Bicyclops posted:

But TheImmigrant is still making threads here.
It's not to keep them out, but to keep us in.

Chained by the sunk cost.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




TheImmigrant posted:

Mental health care should be free.

I tried to sign up for Obamacare this year as a 37 year old white male and was denied. If I was an undocumented immigrant, a refugee, a person of color or a pregnant woman I might have been accepted. (the website seriously asks you this)

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
SA is the obamacare of the internet.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Zeitgueist posted:

Reparations for feminist and trans posters.

Something Awful should pay reparations for the people who were here before us. The people we conquered. This website is built on the bones of a thousand forgotten AngelFire pages.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Hexel posted:

I tried to sign up for Obamacare this year as a 37 year old white male and was denied. If I was an undocumented immigrant, a refugee, a person of color or a pregnant woman I might have been accepted. (the website seriously asks you this)

Apologize, just apologize.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Ever wondered why Lowtax is called Lowtax and yet he survives through taxation of posting on the internet? Makes you think.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I think I'm going to have chicken for supper tonight. I also think everyone who doesn't cough up ten bux boycotts SA by default. It all works out.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002


I agree

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Racist tool of the patriarchy.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

Narc!

archangelwar
Oct 28, 2004

Teaching Moments
Your bimonthly shitposting is definitely worth 10 bux

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

It's a shame you haven't been re-taxed :10bux: yet... :chord:

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

TheImmigrant posted:

What do you think?

The cost is actually $9.95. To be a full-fledged member with account/archives/search/custom title/no-ads costs $39.80

Let's take the US defense/war budget and divide it by 595,000,000,000+ USD and divide it by $39.80 That leaves us with nearly 15 billion SA accounts. That's right folks, enough money to buy every person on planet earth two full SA accounts with money to spare.


Sources:

http://www.usdebtclock.org
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Zeitgueist posted:

Reparations for feminist and trans posters.

Wait, to them, or to others, because of them?

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Zogo posted:

The cost is actually $9.95. To be a full-fledged member with account/archives/search/custom title/no-ads costs $39.80

Let's take the US defense/war budget and divide it by 595,000,000,000+ USD and divide it by $39.80 That leaves us with nearly 15 billion SA accounts. That's right folks, enough money to buy every person on planet earth two full SA accounts with money to spare.


Sources:

http://www.usdebtclock.org
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

Think of how many concentration camps for Republicans, Libertarians, moderate Democrats, independents, Christians, Jews, employed people, and other racists you could build with $595 billion.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
imo, the OP didn't have to pay nearly enough to come here and post this dumb thread

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
until you spend your :10bux: you are not a goon and thus have no goon rights QED

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheImmigrant posted:

Think of how many concentration camps for Republicans, Libertarians, moderate Democrats, independents, Christians, Jews, employed people, and other racists you could build with $595 billion.

How many camps could we make for bad posters like you?

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Satsuki Kiryuin posted:

How many camps could we make for bad posters like you?

Camps for Jews ... how tasteful.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheImmigrant posted:

Camps for Jews ... how tasteful.

Well there is always the gas chamber.

harper is bisexual
Jan 10, 2014
It's basically insane that legal decisions on this forum are done by people essentially randomly picked by the owners. The forum should be a non-profit entity with elected administrators, real name posting and all moderator decisions enforced by real world police and courts. The idea that people can be prevented from posting without due process of law is just one of the weird quirks of the early years of the Internet, like how the forum used to be drenched in child pornography.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

harper is bisexual posted:

It's basically insane that legal decisions on this forum are done by people essentially randomly picked by the owners. The forum should be a non-profit entity with elected administrators, real name posting and all moderator decisions enforced by real world police and courts. The idea that people can be prevented from posting without due process of law is just one of the weird quirks of the early years of the Internet, like how the forum used to be drenched in child pornography.

pretty sure the no mods no masters era has passed

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

All power to the Goonatariat!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


peg the cost of an account to bitcoin

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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

peg the cost of an account to bitcoin

:yosbutt:

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