I lost my taste for wine

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

...now what do I do?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:17

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heroin

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:19

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Why not enjoy an icy cold coors light, op?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:19

poverty goat

get some bum wine

it will help you appreciate the good stuff again

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Why not enjoy an icy cold coors light, op?

beer just makes my belly feel full

gggiiimmmppp posted:

get some bum wine

it will help you appreciate the good stuff again

I was eyeing a gallon bottle of sherry the other day...

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:21

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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gggiiimmmppp posted:

the good stuff

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Hugh Malone posted:

IT has treated me well, but I just don't want any more.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:25

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

beer just makes my belly feel full

in that case I'll recommend a gin & ginger or a sangria margarita. Im also a fan of turkey & sprite

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

in that case I'll recommend a gin & ginger or a sangria margarita. Im also a fan of turkey & sprite

I might just be done with liquor for a while. :sigh:

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:25

Afro Doug

old crow

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:28

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:28

Koishi Komeiji

Just chug one of these 3 liter bad boys:

The wine hangover it gives you will teach you to appreciate the finer stuff like you have never done before. It's like emerging from a bath in a French sewer, never to return again.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Just chug one of these 3 liter bad boys:

The wine hangover it gives you will teach you to appreciate the finer stuff like you have never done before. It's like emerging from a bath in a French sewer, never to return again.

these are all terrible suggestions. Thank you for trying, though. I appreciate each and every one of you.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:32

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I might just be done with liquor for a while.

Yeah I know that feeling, a few things I picked up when I quit smoking/drinking hardcore:

A nice cup of tea
A nice cigar
A fuckload of coffee

Really I'd say try things youve never had and dont think about drinking.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:33

slam dunk: on fire

take phenibut and watch netflix

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:37

pig slut lisa: irl is good

explore the wonderful world of sounding

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:39

Afro Doug

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

these are all terrible suggestions. Thank you for trying, though. I appreciate each and every one of you.

awwright, smart guy. ya ever try hyperventilation?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

maybe I'll smoke a pipe.

again

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:39

slam dunk: on fire

pig slut lisa posted:

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# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:40

hohhat

Get into scotch, OP. You don't need to drink as much, and it has the bonus side effect of making you insufferable so nobody will drink with you and you can quietly enjoy your scotch.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:44

ron color

slam dunk posted:

this is beaituful

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Agag posted:

Get into scotch, OP. You don't need to drink as much, and it has the bonus side effect of making you insufferable so nobody will drink with you and you can quietly enjoy your scotch.

Yeah, maybe I'll pick up some Clan MacGregor. but only because it's good to have some scotch in the house

# ? Jan 10, 2015 05:48

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

maybe I'll smoke a pipe.

again

Thats some good poo poo right there

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:02

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

weed

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:24

ron color

just mix it up for awhile john, find something else you do like.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:28

pig slut lisa: irl is good

explore the hotwifing scene

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:29

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Awesome! posted:

weed

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:31

ron color

have you tried melon balling.....basically bury a bunch of melons near a fire pit and they get really hot oh yeah first you were supposed to fill them with cheap tequila ok so they get warm in the sand and then you lay down and unstop the melon hover it over your head and then you poke a finger thru the bottom an d try to drink it

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:33

ron color

edit: use a good melon not some garbage melon like hogeydew

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:35

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Have you considered picking up a new artistic medium?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:37

City of Glompton

you could always try self hypnosis and hypnotize yourself to feel really good

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 10, 2015 06:46

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

...now what do I do?

create or adopt a gsjg jr?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:11

mouse in nature: Naturally

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

...now what do I do?

have you tried port?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:12

Ace of Baes

have you tried ramble grazing

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# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:30

pogi

Same, OP. Wine always gets me white girl wasted.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:38

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I'm so sorry op. What have you been pairing it with?

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# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:39

Piso Mojado

mouse in nature posted:

have you tried port?

# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:43

Rick: When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Drink a man's drink, a large Orange Julius from your local Dairy Queen, or Orange Julius Stand-alone Mall Location (if you should be so lucky).

# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:49

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

Since reading Game of Thrones, I have started to water down my wine on a regular basis. It makes poo poo wine more drinkable. I also like putting vodka in milk and drinking scotch straight from the goddamn bottle.

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slam dunk: on fire

you should probably post more

# ? Jan 10, 2015 09:17

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