Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

"Dream no more" :barf:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:37

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Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Martytoof posted:

delicious story lines

cross pollination

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:37

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

Go horse team congrats on losing to the Patriots next week.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

gently caress it, have both Luck and Manning get injured on their first plays so this game turns into a backup bowl. It would be great after all this narrative crap.

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

am i old enough to watch a tv program with cross pollination

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Buddyleet: Jun 5, 2004; The Walking Man

0 for 3 for band wagoning. Can I go 0 and 4?

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:37

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress it, have both Luck and Manning get injured on their first plays so this game turns into a backup bowl. It would be great after all this narrative crap.

lol Brady fan sick of narratives

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

As long as the winner punches the Pats in the dick next week I don't care who wins.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:38

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress it, have both Luck and Manning get injured on their first plays so this game turns into a backup bowl. It would be great after all this narrative crap.

Then you'd have Hasselbeck facing a former team in the Super Bowl!

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Go Colts because a Packers/Patriots super bowl would be the worst loving thing ever

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ebg: Mar 31, 2008

go AFC South I guess

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:38

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Ehud posted:

am i old enough to watch a tv program with cross pollination

Based on what happened when I searched 'delicious storylines' and 'cross pollinaton' in Pornhub no.

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Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Who the gently caress yells at zoo animals?

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pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

Roger Craig posted:

Cross pollination?

Andrew Luck was born by crossing Peyton Manning with a horse (John Elway).

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Bobo the Red: Aug 14, 2004; Lay off the marmot

Go horse teams, the AFC's last hope.

At least the NFC is nice and safe now

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

DrKennethNoisewater posted:

Who the gently caress yells at zoo animals?

assholes

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:39

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

DrKennethNoisewater posted:

Who the gently caress yells at zoo animals?

Why, what do you do?

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Roger Craig posted:

Delicious storylines?

Cross pollination?

Ehud posted:

am i old enough to watch a tv program with cross pollination

Perpetual Ascent posted:

Delicious storylines and cross-pollination

Guess I'll turn the TV back off...

Martytoof posted:

delicious story lines

cross pollination

I went to the can, what the hell happened?

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Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Have you guys ever tried Phenibut.....its wild

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:39

TITY BOI: Apr 4, 2008; A REAL HUMAN BEING
AND A REAL TITY BOI

Sophia posted:

All I ask is that the Broncos start the blowout early so that I don't have to stay conscious

same

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Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress it, have both Luck and Manning get injured on their first plays so this game turns into a backup bowl. It would be great after all this narrative crap.

Just have a team picking segment like the pro bowl

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

go AFC South I guess

Never

gently caress a Colt

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Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

WHOOPS posted:

Why, what do you do?

I mean, I'll quietly talk poo poo if they're close enough, but I'm not going to yell

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

you can treat zoo animals like poo poo, they deserve it for ending up there. if they dont like it they should have thought about that before a life of crime

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:40

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

I went to the can, what the hell happened?

Jim Nantz on air stroke

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pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

As long as the winner punches the Pats in the dick next week I don't care who wins.

I am a semi-Broncos fan but I think you have to root for the Colts, then. I don't buy much "can't win vs...." stuff but I think Belichek knows what Fox & Peyton are thinking most of the time.

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Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

What is von Miller's haircut what the gently caress

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Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Go Meteor.

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Intruder posted:

Never

gently caress a Colt

You can hate big brother, but we still love you guys and want to see you win one.

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Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

I wish Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth would call every game, because apparently no other network can find anyone remotely not awful at all times to feature as their broadcast crew.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:40

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

wheez the roux posted:

here's your game intermission reading

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3690075

god drat

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

I still can't get over that pre-game stuff

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

As long as the winner punches the Pats in the dick next week I don't care who wins.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:41

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Madcosby posted:

you can treat zoo animals like poo poo, they deserve it for ending up there. if they dont like it they should have thought about that before a life of crime

Animals aren't people they deserve whatever happens to then

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:41

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

blarzgh posted:

TFF:

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:41

cheesetriangles: Jan 5, 2011

N00ba the Hutt posted:

I wish Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth would call every game, because apparently no other network can find anyone remotely not awful at all times to feature as their broadcast crew.

Gruden?

# ? Jan 11, 2015 22:41