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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

QuarkJets posted:

Whenever it comes time for maintenance instead of opening a bleed valve to safely release pressure this guy just comes along with a wrench and loosens nuts at random until he starts hearing air coming out, and then when it's time to seal it back up he does the opposite: tighten nuts until you don't hear air

"Mechanics don't really need proper education."
:psyduck:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 21:45

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

I'm not sure I want to Google that term, is it related to having less skin coverage than expected?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 03:46

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

-Zydeco- posted:

Well you you just slip gloves off to remove them right? Well if you just slip your skin off.......

Sounds like I concluded correctly that I shouldn't google this now, thanks.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 04:04

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Say Nothing posted:

http://i.imgur.com/x742GC7.webm

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 12:26

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Third World Reggin posted:

Trigger warning: not gore fetish porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMRGgvpzMSo

for context, they roleplay ww2, crawling dude is german soldier and tractor guy is soviet tank

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 00:50

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

goodness posted:

Please no more table destroying. Even though you timg it is still gigantic for some reason

timgs open to screen width if you click on picture itself, full size if you click on resolution box in timg

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 09:47

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Garrand posted:

unless quoting an image automatically adds timg?

yeah it's what forums does

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 09:56

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 11:49

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

Bernie I told you to "Snake the pipes" not "Pipe a snake"

The road cone of caution is just icing on this.

maybe it's there to be used for self-defence

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 14:12

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 14:26

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

GotLag posted:

I'm curious as to how they emptied it out of the pool afterwards.

going out on a limb here but they may have used chemicals to make syrup less viscous or to break it up completely

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:29

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Carbon dioxide posted:

The world would be a safer place if this were installed on every truck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydAlbGRUAas

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 15:47

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

what the gently caress is being attempted here?

breeding of a new circuit type

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 17:28

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

LookieLoo posted:

The static effects when he holds the camera close. Holy poo poo.
What is he even playing with that can just turn gamma radiation on and off?

Assuming you talk about 2nd video, teenager built his own x-ray source from two vacuum tubes he bought in a giant radio supplies market in Moscow. OSHA part kicks in to it's full extent after 1:30 in the video, when he puts finger under the beam. That finger got 25 sievert radiation equivalent and a 3rd-4th (4th is most severe in Russian classification) degree radiation burn. His right wrist got under the beam as well, and it also was damaged, but doctors were able to fix it.

Idiot must be thanking any gods he is aware of for buying tubes that produce soft radiation.

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Nov 29, 2015

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 14:10

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

Do you have an article about this incident?

Only in Russian, unfortunately. Regarding the dose, direct quote is following:

quote:

According to the data from employees of Federal medical biophysical centre, maximum equivalent dose of radiation (20-25 sieverts) fell on the index finger of the right hand.

It is important to note here that they specifically denote that it was just the particular finger that received that much radiation. Examples you bring mostly relate to the radiation dose received by the whole body, where, per same article, 3-5 sieverts would imply a 50% death rate within 2 months.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 22:18

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

Ah, thanks. Google Translate is plenty accurate for an article like this.

Looks like the tubes he found were designed for doing x-ray analysis of materials (welds and the like, I'd guess). It says that the doctors were able to save his "hand" but nothing about his fingat specifically.

Finger likely got amputated, but they don't mention it's fate indeed. As for the "hand", a wrist in particular is meant.

If you're curious about the tubes, BS1 is the first here and the other one is one of these.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 22:37

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

John Yossarian posted:

Does a 4th degree burn reach bone? I'm just trying to imagine the type of damage those homemade x-rays did.

Yes, 4th degree burn can imply up to (?down to?) necrosis of even bones.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 00:56

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I need to take it easy on this thread. I've been having OSHA related nightmares the last 3 days in a row.
The airplane related ones were by far the worst.

On topic of airplanes, how common are mild crash-related panic attacks during the first flight?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 13:59

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Carbon dioxide posted:

this is in my dorm elevator

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 13:50

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Pyromancer posted:

It's getting cold, time for electric heating that doubles as Christmas decoration and trespasser deathtrap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9xair-t-Es

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 14:44

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

treasure bear posted:

here's to a safe 2016 where no-one will catch fire and fall down a hole

I have bad news just now in from Dubai.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 04:32

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Mozi posted:

So you've got about a 95% chance of making it across without getting wet, maybe? And there's a line of how many people? And they do this every day?

No idea if it's daily occurrence, but description mentions that those are FIFO workers.

Edit:

Here's another one, that plenty of commenters refer to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EkdEIDwN14
:eyepop:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 19:03

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

KozmoNaut posted:

produces the very best deathtraps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

These are popular in ex-USSR as well, though they are at least somewhat safer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNM8BqAVLNk

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 19:58

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Platystemon posted:

That�s an immersion heater, which is significantly less of a bad idea than an electrode boiler.

Oh wait, that's heater through electrical discharge? :stonk:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 20:23

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

http://i.imgur.com/wdMKpLt.gifv

lamo

Surely empty?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 21:47

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Angela Christine posted:

What are you supposed to do in a situation like that, where there is an obvious fire hazard and you can't do anything about it? Evacuate? Call the fire department so they can come over and call you all idiots?

If there are immediate means to safely and reliably eliminate the hazard - do so and call fire department. If there are no such means, immediate evacuation of every living being from the building while calling the fire department.

However, what people are supposed to do and what they actually do often-times differ drastically, hazardous situations notwithstanding.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 23:39

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

SynthOrange posted:

His pain is over.

whoa

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Jan 20, 2016

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 11:16

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

flosofl posted:

i wish they had something like this in the hostel i stayed, insteaad of random folks walking into the common area at 4 am through the ground level fire exit

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 13:09

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Third World Reggin posted:

http://i.imgur.com/DBzJ5H6.gifv

This is made by the author of self-maiming earthquake beds.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 11:33

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

SaNChEzZ posted:

Apparently my building takes OSHA a little too seriously

Better than not considering it at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4JCMkGPJeo

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 20:11

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