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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

surf rock posted:

Emma Stone looks like an anime character.

Because she kinda does, actually.

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crazyweasel posted:

Plus I read in a magazine that she beat the original SNES Donkey Kong Country while filming Zombieland so I think she hits like, all the goon sperg points

my waifu, i claim her

edit:

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
You really do. Martin Freeman, Billy Bob Thorton, Colin Hanks, Key and Peele, and the lead that I can't think of right now loving brought it

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

lelandjs posted:

You really do. Martin Freeman, Billy Bob Thorton, Colin Hanks, Key and Peele, and the lead that I can't think of right now loving brought it

See? Toldja. (not that the golden globes mean poo poo)

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Petite Dinklage posted:

So was Birdman as awesome as it appeared to be

Yes. Probably my favorite movie of the year.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo



http://www.avclub.com/article/were-live-chatting-72nd-golden-globe-awards-213693

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Huh, I didn't take Michael Keaton for someone who owns an android phone. I was kinda expecting him to pull out a flip phone.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The exact quote was "Thank you God for making me an artist" which is like... uh what? Like, what does that even mean?

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
[Edit: I'm not sure what I thought I was quoting.]

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

Except Birdman is also a biopic.







Herp derp

Super fictionalized biopics are acceptable.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

Did he really say that? I didn't hear it on the mic.

Yes he did.

Akbar posted:

wait, st. vincent was good?

I don't think so, most reviews said that despite Murray it still wasn't worth watching. Which is really saying something because BILL loving MURRAY.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wait Prince is there? gently caress this, cancel the rest of the show and just give Prince a guitar.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Seriously just have Prince, John Legend, and Common jam for the next two hours, please.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dren posted:

Wait why are people going so nuts for prince

Google "Prince SNL" and get learnt

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Little bit surprised Gone Girl didn't get Original Score bc that score was dope as gently caress.

This but Birdman's score.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

I stand corrected, that there is a Windows Phone. For shame, Keaton. For shame.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Someone get Peter, I think Mozzie and Neal are trying to steal a Golden Globe.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

CapnAndy posted:

Bouncing up out of nowhere I meant

That british twat who can't pronounce penguin correctly i think

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jiro posted:

Him and John Stewart. I wish that Craig Ferguson would host but they don't have the balls for it.

Oh man Craig hosting would be fantastic.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

I mean, that's how it's supposed to be pronounced...

:agreed:

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Well that's some bullshit right there, Lego Movie better get the loving Oscar at least.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

smg77 posted:

She tops out on the prettiest woman/worst father ratio.

What does Alec Baldwin's daughter look like?

[EDIT: Nevermind, I did not know how old she was, never mind, redacted, etc.]

[Edit 2: Oh wait, she's 19. Definitely got her dad's face though.]

asecondduck fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jan 12, 2015

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

She's 19 and a 6'2 model so you can use your imagination.

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's not like hideous or anything, but that is most definitely Alec Baldwin's face on an attractive woman's body:

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Josh Lyman posted:

Scarred for life from Requiem for a Dream.

As we all are. I like to joke that Requiem is the movie that everyone watches, buys, and then never watches again.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
God NBC is a loving tire fire these days, isn't it? All the shows they've been advertising (besides Parks And Rec) look so, so bad.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Uggggggh Kristen Wiig ugggh

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jiro posted:

Why are two funny people like Whig and Hader not funny right now?

Because they appear to be improvising, never a good choice when it comes to Wiig. Hader can manage it sometimes, but...

[EDIT: YESSSS MOTHERFUCKING BIRDMANNNNN]

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Here, have the best trailer for the best movie of the year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfLoE6hanc

[Spoilers: It's Birdman]

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Deadpool posted:

Spoilers: No, it's not

Okay then, prove me wrong?

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Deadpool posted:

Whiplash was a better movie and a better trailer.

Agree to disagree.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

achillesforever6 posted:

Nice stache Colin

He's gonna be in True Detective Season 2, gotta have a stache.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Allison Tohman got loving robbed.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Holy poo poo gently caress this goddamn McDonald's ad for so many reasons. Shameless pandering, running a perfectly good Fun. song, and probably stealing photos from social media without credit.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dexo posted:

Why isn't Batman and Robin in this montage :colbert:

NBC has a strict no-nipples policy, doubly so for Bat-Nipples.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I... uh... 50 Shades Of Grey actually has a pretty loving great trailer there, huh.

I mean, I wanted a Fincher-directed, Kaufman-written, Waltz-starring adaptation. Not because I read and enjoyed the source material, but because if anyone were to put together a good movie about a BDSM relationship it'd be them. But what we got might not be completely terrible?

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yeah, Age Of Adeline. That's what we're all waiting to see Harrison Ford in later this year. Uh huh.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Turn off this stupid loving awards show and watch Luther right loving now.

CapnAndy posted:

So what superheroes haven't we seen tonight, I feel like it's been most of them at this point

Capitan America, Iron Man, Black Widow, The Shadow. I think that's it.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Akbar posted:

lol at black window

I fixed it. :colbert:

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FadingChord posted:

We're getting an American version, right?

No Idris Elba, no dice.

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slow Graffiti posted:

Don't forget Ant Man, aka Paul Rudd.

I was listing ones we haven't seen. I also forgot Falcon, Bucky, Gamora, Drax, and Groot.

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