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Jerry, Please please stop pooping so much, I know you are huge but you poo more than a dog twice your size would and unlike a dog you do it in a litterbox where I have to scrape it up.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 04:40 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:33 |
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Tasty_Crayon posted:LOLA, I let you scream your own name into my ear, the least you can do is let me pet you, you loving jellybean That bird is the very essence of smugderp.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 19:49 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Dear porchcat, You should let him in.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 23:27 |
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grack posted:Another headless rat by the garbage cans this morning. I've not seen you in over a week, Porchcat II, but it's good to know you're still around. Thanks for leaving it in the morning so it can go right in the organics recycling for pickup. Porchcat II is selectively breeding them so she has a steady supply of meat.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 05:45 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:A few weeks ago. Pax was confused You live in maryland?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 00:17 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:How did you get past the furniture barricade pax I wish I could meet your amazingly skilled turtle in real life now.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 18:35 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:
I dunno, I checked that image on the isitacat.com checker and it came back 95% cat.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 03:29 |
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cyberia posted:I woke up this morning to find that I have been gifted with my very own porchcat! That will not be a long trip. (the inside of your house is the porchcat shelter.)
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 03:02 |
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Maully Millions posted:
You do have a murder celler, and thus probably SHOULD be judged.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 06:38 |
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Jerry please get off the fence you fat rear end in a top hat, it is 7 feet high and i'm afraid of you falling into some neighbors yard and being unable to escape.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 10:09 |
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The Lord of Hats posted:Dear Tuna, Cat is functioning normally, no need to helldump.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 06:27 |
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My 16 year old cat decided to be a shitlord on friday. He currently lives with my mother in her retirement on a farmhouse on the eastern shore.And he up and vanishes. 16 years old, hyperthyroid and riddled with arthritis so he can barely move and just gone. My mother is in tears, I drive all the way over to help her search as does my brother from his place. No luck, we knock on doors and all that jazz to get the FEW neighbors to know. (like 1 mile distant either side.) Basically giving up hope, and then wham, he walks on her porch monday morning like he don't give a poo poo. Mir, Why did you go and do thaaaaaaat.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 01:32 |
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Piper, I know your name is Piper, but stop with the borking any time I am outside and you are outside but want to go in, I am busy with stuff and will let you in when I am done, its summer even! lay in the grass
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 12:26 |
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River, if you would like your butt properly like either one of your brothers, or even did it halfway decently like your extremely fluffy mother, this would not have happened to you.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 00:11 |
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Boxman posted:
Get a walk in shower, I shove my dog in, then close the door on their rear end and they now glumly accept their fate with a minor amount of whining.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 15:40 |
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Piper pleases stop waking me up every 90 minutes, you do not pee THAT often, you want to go chase whatever it is you and the other potatos have discovered out back. You are 13 years old, you don't normally even run anymore. You cannot get to it, there is a fence.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 13:39 |
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Skylar, I understand that you are 1. A Void 2. Sometimes Loud 3. Enjoy Chicken But clawing my leg at 5 am while I try to go out the door because you know there is chicken in the fridge and you want it is not acceptable.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 18:27 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:33 |
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Freya, you are a dumb dumb sometimes You decided to fly up the stairs like a missile and ended up smacking your paw there. I saw you stop for about 5 minutes at the top of the stairs outside just whining holding your paw. No I am not giving you the attention, you didn't break it because you started walking on it fine after I ignored you.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 13:27 |