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Murderdog, at least viciously savage me with your mighty jaws if you are going to try to kill me, dont trip me down the stairs you rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 13:45 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:14 |
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Nasgate posted:He looks completely unapologetic and even slightly disappointed in his own failure. she does that fart and then act completely shocked and scared thing as well. FARTS? in MY rear end?
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 13:28 |
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grack posted:Guys, horrible news, Porchcat II died last week. I learned this talking to my neighbour today, because apparently Porchcat II was leaving dead animals for a number of people in my neighbourhood. well poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 00:24 |
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GoatShaver posted:You're cool, Stanley. I'm glad we picked you up from the humane society, you big lovable black lab mix. pictures of the shame-ee is always helpful so we can visualize the hate.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 13:06 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in. we do highly encourage all porchcats to come in. always let the cat in even when the cat is a dog
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 16:46 |
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flakeloaf posted:We had a visit from porchdog once, so I brought her home and let her in. Then I put a string on her and took her outside, and she really wanted to go back to the park for some reason, so we went to the park, turned the corner a bit and found her owner who had quite the story to tell about a hole in the construction fence behind his place.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 17:24 |
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hogmartin posted:Nice, just hang out in a sunbeam and give each other kitty kisses. this is a bullshit helldump. DOES ANYONE RESPECT THE loving LAW AROUND HERE?
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# ¿ May 21, 2016 17:47 |
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kazmeyer posted:So twice in the past month now my mom's elderly Maltese has attempted suicide by meatball. if there is either garlic or onion in your meatballs (Which there should be or those are some sad rear end meatballs.) Its not so good for doggies, so technically you are helldumping your mom for attempted dog murder.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 12:29 |
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Good job on bringing up one of the few things that derails the gently caress out of most catte threads.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 17:37 |
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Im gonna tell on ALL OF YOU. actually no, but just sayin....
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 17:44 |
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Thin Privilege posted:It's 4am and I swear it's been an hour of AROOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOOOOOOOO AAROOOOOOO outside my door. Ignoring had always worked but nope tonight he decided not to stop so I had to break out the spray bottle. but he still AROOOOOOd I think he's trying to say his name cause the intonation is the same as his name but oh my god. You get fed at 6 not at 4 what the gently caress you cat so you meowed back at it at 4? what you never want to sleep again? you didnt feed the little heathen did you?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 12:14 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I had already been in the living room for 30 min until I started mewing myself to get him to take the pic. I fed them at 5:45. Now all has been quiet and little devil is asleep in a basket Now is time to wake the cat up with meowing then.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 16:15 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Put my mouth on his asleep neck and meowed, he was happy to see me. Cats. well at least you tried
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 16:20 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Now because I actually got out of the room at 4 am he's been mewing at me for food all day, despite having been fed. Lesson to all: ignore your cats mrewing outside your bedroom door, no matter the cost
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 18:59 |
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you weird hip trendy kids and your weird hip trendy head holes
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 20:20 |
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you need to improve your cat game, do things gangsta style. Catte wakes you up yowling at 4am get an air horn for next catnap time then the cat will most likely produce a shiv or something, have a spray bottle on hand for that and suplex the cat (onto something soft as to avoid injury) firearms may be required if there is any further retaliation but after a lot of good training your cat may not howl at night.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 00:01 |
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grack posted:Put vacuum cleaner outside your door, run the cord up to a power bar on your nightstand. Cat wakes you up at 4am, turn on the vacuum for a few seconds. Problem solved. that is some pro tier catting right there.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 01:05 |
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grack posted:You have 8 goddamned cats? How are you not posting in this thread every other hour? just need 1 more for the crazy cat lady label
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 18:29 |
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MrYenko posted:No. No they do not. The label applies for any number of cats greater than two. ... wait. I'm a crazy cat lady? i suppose this makes sense.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 23:54 |
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I thought it was nine for some reason.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 12:14 |
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Iron Crowned posted:9 for women, 1 for men I have more dogs than cats am i still defined by the greater than one cat? I need the appropriate title for my tshirt
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 12:48 |
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Peztopiary posted:as soon as the cats outnumber the people by 2:1 you're a crazy cat person. Porchcat, I love you, you're fluffy and sweet. You're also someone else's, I know your owner. You can't come live with us just because your owner lets you outside in the daytime.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 20:39 |
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its 4am kitten. My ear is not a chew toy.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 10:17 |
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zimboe posted:Well Thanks, Rug! You idiot cat! Did you just helldump your almost 40 years expired cat?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 12:40 |
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pizzadog posted:
the non murder-y one?
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 18:05 |
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ElectricSheep posted:My rear end in a top hat dog has probably cost me nearly $10k in 3 and a half months of ownership between a surgery, food allergies, and a bad reaction to medication, so have a picture of him mid-sneeze. best helldump picture in a while thanks
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 12:27 |
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KITTEN THE FLOOR IS NOT LAVA QUIT JUMPING ON DOG HEADS
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 13:38 |
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black.lion posted:
puppies are pretty much determined to kill themselves for like the first year, stay strong cute puppergoon
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 21:24 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Harriet, please stop freaking out my roomate by lurking and then jumping out when they pass by. bunny, you should be joining in. dafuq
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 12:08 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:I am pretty sure I don't want my rear end kicked. Adventure!
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 23:41 |
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Maybe you are just army-jelly?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 12:47 |
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Markoff Chaney posted:I'll shame neighbor dog. Bella barks like, 50% of the time, but I put up with that because I'm tight with that neighbor and she helps me with trash and brings me pot roast she makes since my feet don't work so good no more. The biggest helldump on her dog is neighbor showed up one night asking if I had an old credit card to get her door open since both phone and keys were inside. I blinked a sec, and tried to help her but was 100% sure the deadbolt was thrown which a card pick cannot fix...but the keys were inside - insane dog had jumped up and thrown the lock, locksmith had to drill it. one of my dogs does this. constantly. to the point to where i have a hide a key on my car because of it. little poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:23 |
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Freakbox posted:We have nnnnooooo idea what he is. The very helpful shelter paperwork says "looks like pointer mix". congrats on your new murderdog
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 13:55 |
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dogs. you fuckers are killing me. Doyle, dont not say something if you get hurt you dipshit. things get infected and it gets worse you fuckstick Lady, how the gently caress you manage to break a drat tooth? goddammnit
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 22:33 |
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quality helldump right there.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 16:07 |
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well weenerbiters are pretty helldump worthy
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 17:48 |
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dog. do not visit the neighbors yard. especially since you cant figure out how to get back into your yard ya dipshit.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 19:01 |
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TheMaskedUgly posted:My little poo poo just destroyed a £200 pair of gloves. things get destroyed. it is the pet way. imagine having seven.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 21:50 |
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That's when you just roll em off the couch.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 12:22 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:14 |
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but he is a pirate
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 18:27 |