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candywife posted:Fimmion, you are kind of the worst pet. Pro-tip from a fellow goldfish-owner; Go get some frozen Brine Shrimp from a pet store, defrost a little bit and give him it. He'll be your best friend forever and do you have more? We're gonna follow you around the room when you walk by now, do you have brine shrimp? Is it time to give us brine shrimp now? No it isn't you fuckers, you got fed your regular stuff this morning, stop sitting and staring at me any time I go past your drat tank you creepy little shits. Other people's fish happily swim around the tank all day amongst their plants and things, but nooo mine have to be bored people-watchers.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 08:32 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 17:42 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Is this like a big dog thing, because I knew a great dane who does this. Yeah I knew a guy who had a pair of great danes that would just come up and lean against you for petting. If you were by a wall then, whelp, you were trapped until sufficient petting was given.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 04:21 |
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grack posted:Come home from work today, put the garbage away and there is another dead bird waiting for me. I think that cat's adopted you.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 09:09 |
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grack posted:Ooh, a dead squirrel today. What's the occasion Porchcat II? Easy prey for someone who doesn't seem to know how to hunt. Can't you see how generous and kind Porchcat II is being? Reminds me of the time I found half of a (Australian) possum out on the front yard one morning. The rear half, to be precise. I don't know how one of the local cats managed it, only that they did and I still have no idea where the front half went.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 15:49 |
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Angrymog posted:Jess, you are crap at fighting. Please don't try. You don't like being carried to the vets on the back of the motorbike, and now you're stuck indoors wearing a cone. You say that, but that's the look of impending vengeance. Maybe against you for the cone, maybe against whoever she fought.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 13:59 |
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grack posted:Thank you for the lovely gift of a headless rat this morning Porchcat II. PorchCat's leaving them in the bed of the dog across the street as a warning.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 22:24 |
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BedBuglet posted:Aeryn and Chiana, I've been meaning to ask, are you bigger on the inside? Because you somehow manage to crap three times your body weight on a daily basis. Who the hell do you think has to clean that up? I'd call you filthy rats but rats have the decency to not try and shatter my ear drums with squealing. You two should be ashamed of yourselves and I want you to know that I've been researching Peruvian recipes. Farscape piggies are the best kind of piggies . Also you should know better than to open the fridge, rustle plastic bags, or just exist near their cage at certain times of the day, because that means VEGGIES!
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 16:45 |
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grack posted:Guys, horrible news, Porchcat II died last week. I learned this talking to my neighbour today, because apparently Porchcat II was leaving dead animals for a number of people in my neighbourhood. Porchcat just wanted you all to be better hunters, you clearly had trouble catching them yourselves .
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 01:10 |
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swenblack posted:Pooser, you are a lovely cat. It's endearing that you bring us mice, but please kill them first. I don't like waking up to a live mouse in my bed. Seriously, what the gently caress, cat. You have one job. One job. Pooser thinks you're a pretty crappy hunter and he wants you to do better because he cares.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 12:10 |
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grack posted:Found another headless rat behind my garbage cans this morning Well you're clearly not hunting the local rats very well on your own. They're worried and trying to help because they care .
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 12:29 |
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Sukie, there's three other chairs, and lots of warm, cozy beds in this house. Your hoodie? I think you mean Sukie's blanket .
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 18:07 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:
To release the evil contained within the statue and drain it for her own nefarious powers of wanton Chaos, of course.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 08:50 |
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Show Me A Chicken posted:Also, where are you getting the chicken bones you keep leaving in the hallway? The last time we had a whole chicken was nearly two months ago, yet you've been leaving bones in the hall for a week. It started out with a little thigh bone and then went up to a raggedy breast bone. Are you somehow sneaking out into the garbage and then sneaking back in through two layers of locked doors? Did you hide the bones for safekeeping? Did a chicken somehow get into the apartment? I do not understand. The answer is in your username. Jules is only obliging your request like a Good Cat.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 03:40 |
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We found a tiny snail in our goldfish tank once. It must've come in on a fresh bundle of plants, and we figured it was big enough to not get eaten while watching it happily climb along the wall of the tank. Then one of our fatass goldfish swam over, stopped in front of the snail whilr clearly giving it a real hard look, and swallowed it whole .
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 20:08 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Dear Harriet. The moment you fall to the floor, Harriet's gonna go for the throat and finish you off .
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 09:34 |
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hogmartin posted:I had a cat who took up the same hobby by leaping up from the floor. We cleared everything off the counter, stacked empty soda cans 3 high around the wall of the counter, and sprayed cooking oil on the surface. Then we waited. He was dumb as a box of hammers, but one encounter with sliding uncontrollably into loud things falling on him and then scrabbling uselessly on the floor with greasy paws trying to escape was enough for him to seek other pursuits. And you didn't capture this on video why?
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 13:19 |
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DoggPickle posted:Thanks! It was a huge bag of pistachios. Lol - our mostly white terrier was just sitting there next to a big pile of shells and a completely red nose and front feet. "What? I didn't do nothing, Human. "
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 11:37 |
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Werong Bustope posted:Macready I'm sorry I've been working late a lot recently but is it necessary to insist on pets while you eat, you incredibly demanding little trashcat. You have a pet raccoon?!
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 03:23 |
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THE RAGGY posted:Caught this little fucker removing the face from the last toy that had a face Oh god, she's looking at your face!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 14:10 |
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Dreylad posted:you can't perch on that you idiot The image proves otherwise.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 02:46 |
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iospace posted:What a dick for sitting on your laptop. I think you'll find that's Sammy self-heating seat, thank you very much .
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 11:58 |
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DrHammond posted:Oliver, I know the discovery that lifting then dropping your automatic feeder just so would occasionally reward you with delicious kitty kibble was revelatory. I'm sure it was frustrating when I built a wooden base for it, and velcroed that poo poo to the ground. But cat, how in the gently caress did you get it into your fluffy little brain that trying to knock over the water fountain was the second best thing? The photogenic little bastard looks like he knows EXACTLY how handsome he is and how to weaponize his looks to get out of trouble.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 05:11 |
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Werong Bustope posted:sweet, perfect cats of mine: im glad you're such good friends but please stop wrestling on the bed next to my face at 3am How else are you going to officiate and declare a winner??
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 04:12 |
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MrYenko posted:Cougars. Reintroduce cougars. There are already plenty of older women in my neighbourhood, at least according to all the ads I see online .
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 05:09 |
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crunchytacosupreme posted:why are you like this? That spot's clearly right in The Sunbeam, dog is smart and operating correctly .
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 05:07 |
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Invalido posted:One of you chewed up my headphones last night. I don't know for sure who did it though I have my suspicions. I know I forgot to buy more wet food but c'mon there was dry food and I even bought you a water fountain show some appreciation or at least respect my stuff sheesh. What I'm hearing is you should've bought more wet food when you were supposed to. You're not gonna forget next time now, are you?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 10:17 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 17:42 |
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nunsexmonkrock posted:(I don't have a picture because I am not quick enough) Have you tried putting a pet bed where he drags the backpack to?
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# ¿ May 20, 2023 17:11 |