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Please describe in your own words what has happened but PLEASE do not use the follwoing words and phrases: gay, homo, bad, stupid, poo poo, crap bullshit, bullcrap, uncool, controls, freerunning, stealth, combat-system, attempting full synchronization. Please use as many of the following words as possible: cool, sick (in a good way), Abstergo Entertainment, unit 0, unit 2, unit 16, unit 17, the "moon landing"
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:32 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 16:30 |
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Never played the series, I'm afraid. Good luck with your thread.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:36 |
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Space aliens created people to do some kind of labor or terraforming or something. Then the ancient space aliens all died from a sick artificially caused solar flare. Abstergo Entertainment (the templars) want to use the ancient tech to overthrow some kind of literal ghost in the machine AI program they left behind by making the entire world one mind mass. The assassins (Desmond et al) would rather be totally cool stabby "down with THE MAN" fellows and risk the AI killing everyone and rebooting the planet, without humans, by opposing the Templars.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:37 |
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While we're getting questions asked. Does someone mind explaining the basics of Gamergate to me? I saw the huge thread in GBS and just noped the gently caress out of there before I could understand the whole thing.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:38 |
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You're probably being ironic but either way to head this off and maybe keep the thread on track this is everything you need to know about Gamergate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJCuV8iGiE
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:40 |
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I only played the first like 2 hours of the first game, but from what I can tell your a badass warrior monk w/an insanely dark past and a very dangerous skillset that involves a sweet wrist knife. U must clib the highest of the towers, scale the tallest towers, and infiltrate/kill all the guards of the most evil of the towers to claim victory.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:43 |
There's history stuff going on, and a ninja that wears all white and prominently displays his private arsenal of swords and knives somehow manages to sneak up on and kill historical people. Meanwhile, in the future, a generic boring douche has to stop Omni Consumer Corp from conquering the world with space magic.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:49 |
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I played a present day mission in Black Flag and it seems like Ubisoft are setting themselves up as being Abstergo Entertainment, which is cool, because they are a branch of the bad guys, I think. I've climbed a lot of towers, but not all of them so I'm still working things out.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:53 |
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Uh, I think you missed the part where Abstergo/Templars are actually the lesser of two evils because they need to conquer and enslave the world to fight off the space alien plans to conquer and enslave the world even worse.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:54 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:54 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:While we're getting questions asked. Does someone mind explaining the basics of Gamergate to me? I saw the huge thread in GBS and just noped the gently caress out of there before I could understand the whole thing. When this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6eyOb7RN-k Gamers lost faith in Gaming Journalism, which was bad
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:55 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:When this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6eyOb7RN-k Gamers lost faith in Gaming Journalism, which was bad Lmao.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:57 |
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Kylra posted:Uh, I think you missed the part where Abstergo/Templars are actually the lesser of two evils because they need to conquer the world to fight off the space alien plans. I've not played the ones with Ezio, I think. Abstergo/Templars are just less evil than the evil one of the aliens, or you're saying that they are less evil than the assassins too? I guess that every single faction basivally has a "the end justifies the means" creed sonobody is that good except Connor, the black quartermaster and the french lady, who just travel the land and does good deeds without throwing hundreds of lives away in the pursuit of ancient artifacts
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:01 |
You might know me, you might not, but my name's Desmond Miles, and I'm the newest addition to the Assassin family. I've been tending bar in various forms since I was 14-years-old, and spent most of the past four years imprisoned and forced into weird coma dreams at Abstergo.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:03 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:I've not played the ones with Ezio, I think. Abstergo/Templars are just less evil than the evil one of the aliens, or you're saying that they are less evil than the assassins too? I guess that every single faction basivally has a "the end justifies the means" creed sonobody is that good except Connor, the black quartermaster and the french lady, who just travel the land and does good deeds without throwing hundreds of lives away in the pursuit of ancient artifacts Also this revelation came about in 3 iirc.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:03 |
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You jump off the beam into hay
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:09 |
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But the will of a templar is stronger!
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:10 |
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why are you talking about aliens, asscreed is about being a cool pirate
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:11 |
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Knuc U Kinte posted:While we're getting questions asked. Does someone mind explaining the basics of Gamergate to me? I saw the huge thread in GBS and just noped the gently caress out of there before I could understand the whole thing. There's this big gate made out of the skeletons of past gamers. Once you get the skeleton key you need to high score all the minigames in order to upgrade it to the Gamerkey. Once you have the Gamerkey you can open the Gamergate and access the bonus dungeon.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:12 |
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Kylra posted:The assassins basically want to let the aliens kill everyone. Only the templars have the guts to do what needs to be done to keep humanity alive. I got a save corruption sometime in 3 and never saw the ending. played like +80% of ac3 and had the farm all upgraded and only figured out Desmon died somehow when hacking some random guys laptop in a Black Flag present day mission if the assassins are just surrendering to the aliens I'll be glad to kill them in Assassins Creed: Rogue
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:13 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:why are you talking about aliens, asscreed is about being a cool pirate
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:14 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:if the assassins are just surrendering to the aliens I'll be glad to kill them in Assassins Creed: Rogue
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:18 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:why are you talking about aliens, asscreed is about being a cool pirate this was one of my favorite parts, but i also liked building a homestead as Connor and helping eveyone out, it made me think of how Sully would be a cool guy to play if a game was set in Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, i don't expect anyone to agree, but i liked Connor...
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:19 |
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Kylra posted:Don't get me started on the time travel tech I'm starting to think that the Assassins are incompetent and stupid, because of what you say and how dumb every single Assassin bureau side mission has been so far in Black Flag
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:25 |
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Kylra posted:No they want to stick it to the aliens too, it's just that they don't want to make any hard choices other than "STICK IT TO THE MAN" with no real plan of how to do so and basically hand the planet over to the super-ai. It was a fitting end for Desmond and really emphasizes what kind of person he was. I dropped the AC series after Brotherhood because I was really getting tired of Desmond. I only bought Black Flag after Desmond died in the last game.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 23:35 |
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 14:36 |
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the free dlc for unity is out today, but so far the steam version hasn't gotten it yet. where ubisoft
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:08 |
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TailsButtholeGuy posted:the free dlc for unity is out today, but so far the steam version hasn't gotten it yet. where ubisoft The full price game with in-game micro transactions has free DLC? wtf.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:11 |
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Evil Eagle posted:The full price game with in-game micro transactions has free DLC? wtf. all of the upcoming dlc is free for everyone as a way of apologizing for the game sucking so bad
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:23 |
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Good Guy Ubisoft.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:28 |
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zen death robot posted:If you paid for the season pass you got Watch Dogs for free as well
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:19 |
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Unity must be loving terrible. I only played AC1.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:20 |
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tbh I'd rather have gotten a broken mess after buying an Assassin's Creed game that wasn't 2 than anything else
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:55 |
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Evil Eagle posted:Unity must be loving terrible. I only played AC1. It's probably the worst in the series, at least since the first game. 2+Brohood and Black Flag were very good however. It's also buggy and unoptimized as gently caress, and riddled with terrible microtransactions and secondary app tie ins, hence the free poo poo.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 01:50 |
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wheres the dlc ubisoft you said there would be dlc today ubisoft
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 01:56 |
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haven't every single AC game been buggy and unoptimized tho? i like the series but every installment i've played has felt like it'd be really solid gameplay wise with not that much more effort & polish but it just falls slightly short on everything. haven't played Unity, Rogue and afair the 2nd of the two Ezio ones
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 02:00 |
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zen death robot posted:People probably still buy this turd People are stupid
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 02:21 |
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Evil Eagle posted:Unity must be loving terrible. I only played AC1. i've only played AC1 and 3, so my standards for this series are incredibly low
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 02:30 |
They really should just stop releasing a new AC or two every year. They obviously are worn out with this series.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 02:34 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 16:30 |
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ac1 was a good game you butts. sorry you can't recognize ART when it's right in your face
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