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swirl your other hand and prostrate it with a bow
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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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*ahem* tip please!
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Jan 13, 2015 05:24
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*opens door*I errrrrm, tip?
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Jan 13, 2015 05:25
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if you were in prison it would be pretty funny to hold open your cell door like you were doing a nice thing for your roomie and go "after you"
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Jan 13, 2015 05:26
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"I'm holding the god drat door for you give me money"
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Jan 13, 2015 05:27
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"By law you have to pay me."
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Jan 13, 2015 05:27
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(me walking up to an automatic door): OPEN, SESEAME!
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Jan 13, 2015 05:27
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most ppl tip you know!
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Jan 13, 2015 05:29
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GIMME YOUR FUKKEN MONEY!
*pro tip - borrow your dad's gun for added hilarity
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Jan 13, 2015 05:29
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"You think I like holding the door for you at starbucks? No, I don't. In fact I loving hate it because now your'e going to get in line in front of me and not know how to order LIKE AN IDIOT! So the least you can do, is toss me a couple sheckels that I might get my vente soy latte for the trouble of making your dumb rear end day a little nicer"
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Jan 13, 2015 05:30
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heh. hh hhow about a t-tip? hehe
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Jan 13, 2015 05:32
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Hey here's a little something for your trouble...oh wait...I'm the one doin all the work here. Huh, makes you think...
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Jan 13, 2015 05:36
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By entering this door that Party A is holding open, Party B assumes all liability in recompenses and benefits owed to Party A. Failure to comply with Payment Scale Chart W will result in legal actions up to and including $1.01 without change given, or 5 minutes of feeling slightly guilty.
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Jan 13, 2015 05:36
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By entering this door that Party A is holding open, Party B assumes all liability in recompenses and benefits owed to Party A. Failure to comply with Payment Scale Chart W will result in legal actions up to and including $1.01 without change given, or 5 minutes of feeling slightly guilty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jmaBE41jbA
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Jan 13, 2015 05:37
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Powerful song. I want to give this man a dollar.
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Jan 13, 2015 05:41
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- google THIS
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*grasping door as if all of my strength is needed to keep it open*
don't worry about me! just go!
*slowly allow the door to close if they hesitate*
can't...hold on...
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Jan 13, 2015 16:52
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*as she walks through the door* "this door is a metaphor for what I am going to do to you later. its a metaphor for a vagina"
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Jan 13, 2015 17:03
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*as she walks through the door* "this door is a metaphor for what I am going to do to you later. its a metaphor for a vagina"
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Jan 13, 2015 17:09
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:fryingpan:
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Jan 13, 2015 17:09
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You're kidding, right?
John Lennon, Singer of The Beatles. He wrote the song "Imagine" and was shot and killed some time in the eighties.
Fuck has the WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!
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Jan 13, 2015 17:12
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*as she walks through the door* "this door is a metaphor for what I am going to do to you later. its a metaphor for a vagina"
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Jan 13, 2015 17:22
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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Jan 13, 2015 17:26
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"Nice rear end"
Even if their rear end isn't that great, he or she will still definitely appreciate the compliment.
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Jan 13, 2015 17:32
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*sniffs neck* so, you're from Cleveland?
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Jan 13, 2015 17:38
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- Notmypants
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Pants pants moose pants.
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op, how long did you prepare for this thread
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Jan 13, 2015 18:08
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- FluffieDuckie
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Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 13, 2015 18:35
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that's it
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Jan 13, 2015 18:52
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Somebody buy this smile already so dct doesn't lose face again.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:56
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BZZZT ACCCESS GRANTED
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Jan 13, 2015 19:50
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Youre welcome 
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Jan 13, 2015 19:53
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*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
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have a great day *mimes  *
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Jan 13, 2015 20:12
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May 6, 2024 01:54
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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op, how long did you prepare for this thread
none seconds
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