cool things to say when opening the door for someone

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tao of lmao

WetNightmare posted:

none seconds

i'm glad of it. thank you for the good thread

# ? Jan 14, 2015 03:08

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City of Glompton

Dont bully me! posted:

i'm glad of it. thank you for the good thread

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 14, 2015 03:10

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

*opens door* im glad of it

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# ? Jan 14, 2015 03:12

google THIS

every few days wetnightmare shuts his pacemaker off and after he's been medically dead for seven minutes a nurse defibrillates him and his eyes shoot open and he gasps and boom, he has a thread idea

# ? Jan 14, 2015 03:32

I Dunno

*opens door, looks at you blankly, walks away with door still open*

# ? Jan 14, 2015 03:33

dogcrash truther

"i'm not doing this for you. i'm doing this for me. heavy door." *flex bicep*

# ? Jan 15, 2015 01:03

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

lol

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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:50

Stormyish

OH YEAH BROTHER, THIS HERE'S A PORTAL TO THE MOST SLAMMA JAMMIN SMACKDOWN YOU'VE EVER SEEN

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

# ? Jan 15, 2015 06:14

The X-man cometh

"Age before beauty"

# ? Jan 15, 2015 06:37

Cnidario

I can go no further. You alone must stand against the Prince of Destruction and his Mortal Servants. He must not have the Amulet of Kings!

# ? Jan 15, 2015 15:27

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

it is cool to open the door for people like a celebrity would. sometimes i think to myself, how would frank zappa open this door? then i do it like he would. frank zappa was an example, of course. there are many different celebrities i can open the door as.

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# ? Jan 16, 2015 03:44

Lil Cunty

Stormyish posted:

OH YEAH BROTHER, THIS HERE'S A PORTAL TO THE MOST SLAMMA JAMMIN SMACKDOWN YOU'VE EVER SEEN

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Jan 16, 2015 03:51

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I told you, dont knock on the door, the drugs are under the rock, gently caress sake.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jan 16, 2015 03:52

google THIS

WetNightmare posted:

it is cool to open the door for people like a celebrity would. sometimes i think to myself, how would frank zappa open this door? then i do it like he would. frank zappa was an example, of course. there are many different celebrities i can open the door as.

please never open a door like robin williams

# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:35

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

it's too soon to open a door like that.

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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:38

3D Megadoodoo

stay awhile

stay FOREVER

# ? Jan 16, 2015 10:29

dogcrash truther

Slam it in their face and say "when God closes a door, he opens a window." Then throw a rock through the window.

# ? Jan 16, 2015 10:38

dogcrash truther

(If it's a man) "Women and children first. :smugdog:

"

(If it's a woman) "Men and children first. :smugdog:

"

(If it's a child) "Ahugeidiotsayswhat?" (they're a kid so they dont know that one yet :q:

)

# ? Jan 16, 2015 10:45

tao of lmao

WetNightmare posted:

it's too soon to open a door like that.

# ? Jan 16, 2015 13:30

ulvir

[me holding the door openm shaking hands as they walk in]: Good morning, David! Ah-ah-ah, remember we talked about eye-contact? There we go!

. Good morning, Mahnoor!

# ? Jan 16, 2015 13:35

Salmiakki

cool things to say in finland when someone has opened the door for you:

*five seconds after the person has already left*
_{_{_...thanks}}

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Jan 16, 2015 13:39

Cnidario

...and that's my warhams 40k lineup. but enough about that - let's talk about Monster Rancher.

# ? Jan 16, 2015 14:27

gnarlyhotep: by Lowtax

sagely say "there is no door" then walk into the door and fall down

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# ? Jan 16, 2015 15:26

dogcrash truther

"good doggie!" (works best if you are opening the door for a dog, but maybe other applications?)

# ? Jan 16, 2015 17:49

Demonachizer

When I was in Moscow, not many people held the door for the person behind them let alone opened it for someone (never saw that at all). I guess if there you could do it and say пожалуйста (pozhalista) which means please.

In the US it is different and you don't really have to say anything because we aren't savages here.

Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jan 16, 2015

# ? Jan 16, 2015 17:52

City of Glompton

"Hurry up, you're letting out all the good air!"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 17:57

alnilam

Demonachizer posted:

When I was in Moscow, not many people held the door for the person behind them let alone opened it for someone (never saw that at all). I guess if there you could do it and say пожалуйста (pozhalista) which means please.

In the US it is different and you don't really have to say anything because we aren't savages here.

Yes but what are COOL things to say

# ? Jan 16, 2015 17:57

alnilam

*opening and closing the door, pausing to remove my earbud* just 2 more sets

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:00

garbage day: im lollin at you're trollin

WetNightmare posted:

"let the building eat you"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:01

down n out

squint your eyes and say "not you" and starfish across the entrance

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:03

chernobyl kinsman: a friend of the friendly atom

WetNightmare posted:

"let the building eat you"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:09

dogcrash truther

this one is an advanced technique but it's pretty cool: pretend to be holding an automatic door open for people and then when they walk through yell "YOU'RE WELCOME!" at them

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:16

gnarlyhotep: by Lowtax

scream FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE then smash through door like bull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztZH4FePtc

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:18

alnilam

don't look at the person, look at the door and rotate it around, inspect it, etc, "oh yeah this is a classic early Wilson 4-footer, just look at the nice art deco push handles and everything, they just haven't madem like this since the 60s"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:19

ulvir

alnilam posted:

don't look at the person, look at the door and rotate it around, inspect it, etc, "oh yeah this is a classic early Wilson 4-footer, just look at the nice art deco push handles and everything, they just haven't madem like this since the 60s"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:22

Demonachizer

If it is a dude behind you, you could say "ladies first".

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:25

ulvir

while behind someone, pretend like you're in a baseball match and dodge ahead of'em and hold open the door, and when they go through (this works best if you time it so they get to the door immediately after you open it) yell out "SAFE!"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:28

alnilam

ulvir posted:

while behind someone, pretend like you're in a baseball match and dodge ahead of'em and hold open the door, and when they go through (this works best if you time it so they get to the door immediately after you open it) yell out "SAFE!"

If they're exiting the building, change it up and say "YERRR OUT!"

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:29

ulvir

alternate version is, if you're in europe, you yell out "GOAL!" instead as if in a football match

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:31

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# ? May 5, 2024 22:57

ulvir

alnilam posted:

If they're exiting the building, change it up and say "YERRR OUT!"

wow, that's some advanced level stuff there. beginners might want to practise the other parts first, but this is definitely worth trying

# ? Jan 16, 2015 18:33

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