- EVIL Gibson
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Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
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I guess I'm your bitch now.
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Jan 17, 2015 15:55
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 06:32
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- bog pixie
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You shall not pass!! lol ...just some topical humor for you. go on through friend
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Jan 17, 2015 16:39
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- dogcrash truther
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make the portal sound
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Jan 17, 2015 16:47
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- treasure bear
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roll up the fake full sized photo of a door having trapped them in the 2d realm
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Jan 17, 2015 16:58
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- bog pixie
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h-hey. hello.
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Jan 17, 2015 17:00
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- Ex-Priest Tobin
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by Reene
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allahu akbar
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Jan 17, 2015 17:01
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- weird
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by zen death robot
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(knowingly) bong
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Jan 17, 2015 17:07
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- Diqnol
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To man: Ladies first
To woman: Chivalry is dead
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Jan 17, 2015 17:12
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- bog pixie
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Jan 17, 2015 17:17
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- Dr Cheeto
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Thank you for supporting public radio
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Jan 17, 2015 17:17
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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Jan 17, 2015 17:47
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- CannedMacabre
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In space, no one
can hear you fart.
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You know Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people here, in the trailer park.
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Jan 17, 2015 17:48
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- Amateur Saboteur
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by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
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this dick aint gonna suck itslef
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Jan 17, 2015 18:56
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- thathonkey
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glory hole is this way
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Jan 17, 2015 19:23
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- Diqnol
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*surfer laugh from rocket power, increasing in volume as they get closer*
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Jan 17, 2015 19:50
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- Nameless_Steve
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"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT OF LATVERIA!
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Jan 17, 2015 21:49
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- CannedMacabre
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In space, no one
can hear you fart.
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The President of Turdmenistan and his epileptic, whore daughter are waiting for you in the conservatory.
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Jan 17, 2015 22:34
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- Dr Cheeto
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Death upon the decadent West
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Jan 17, 2015 22:42
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- Haptical Sales Slut
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Age 18 to 49
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Jan 17, 2015 23:17
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- Rynex
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"There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet."
follow up with "lol jk" and then shuffle nervously
Rynex fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jan 17, 2015
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Jan 17, 2015 23:43
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- EugeneJ
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by FactsAreUseless
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"Blacks to the back"
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Jan 17, 2015 23:45
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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do that door sound for the sliding doors from that star track show, u know, the one where it goes "WHOOOOSH-"
or mabe teh transformers henshin sfx
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Jan 18, 2015 00:04
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- Murray Mantoinette
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ＴＨＥ ＰＯＳＴＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＦＬＯＷ
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*opens door* "i say this to people when i open the door for them"
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Jan 18, 2015 00:13
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- spooky girlfriend
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"If you walk through this door we're best friends."
Then after they enter, walk next to them and say "I'm so excited, what should we do first?!"
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Jan 18, 2015 01:03
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- spooky girlfriend
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Wear a Greek toga and mournfully tell people this is your punishment from the gods.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:05
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- aeternum
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Pay me for the door repair charge.
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Jan 18, 2015 02:13
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- eggburger
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make wooooOOOOooooo noises while you hold the door so they think they're walking into a haunted house
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Jan 18, 2015 02:44
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- eggburger
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First the worst, second the best
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Jan 18, 2015 03:02
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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third is the one with a tertiary breast
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Jan 18, 2015 04:23
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- gnarlyhotep
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by Lowtax
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third is the one with a tertiary breast
lol
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Jan 18, 2015 04:32
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- nohusty
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Ayy bb wan sum fuk?
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Just rape them
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Jan 18, 2015 05:11
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- ChrisHansen
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Suck my damn balls.
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third is the one with a tertiary breast
"Would you like to see my tertiary nipple?"
Seriously, I have one and need a second opinion.
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Jan 18, 2015 05:17
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- social vegan
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check it out no hands
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Jan 18, 2015 05:22
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- thathonkey
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this is as far as i can take you. you're on your own from here on out. you've been training your whole life for this. godspeed.
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Jan 18, 2015 05:53
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- Philosopher King
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Say goodbye to the outside
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Jan 18, 2015 08:03
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- D-Tron
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1999 was a hard time
to be a scrub
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Just before they are about to go through slam the door like halfway but open it back up and wink and say "haha just joshin' with ya come on in"
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Jan 18, 2015 08:22
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- Ace of Baes
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"At last..."
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Jan 18, 2015 09:10
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- Ace of Baes
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hold it open as youre walking through it and then wait for them with just your fingertips on the door and go "eeeuhhhhhhhh"
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Jan 18, 2015 09:11
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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My name is Derek, my online friends call me Haxxx. I need to get some things off my chest. I have had a horrid few years since my health started to go down the drain. I've got a severe case of gout and I've tried everything from diets and drugs. The doctors cant seem to get it under control and that has left me unable to work and stuck at home with my parents (I mean that in the nicest way possible i swear). I may need surgery on my hands because of limited movement in certain fingers because of gouty crystals (Trust me, don't google it).
Gaming is my passion. I started young with NES and SNES. I want to turn that passion into my lifestyle for the moment. Until i can get my feet back underneath me and my health back to shape. I've gone too long with no income and nothing to show my parents. I love them to death and knowing that they support me when they can barely support themselves... well, I can't let it be this way anymore. I try my hardest to provide as much as i can for them but with a limited income it's very hard.
New years night i came up with a plan. I will open doors daily in front of public buildings for an entire year in hopes that i can see even the slightest amount of income for it and help my parents in any way possible.
What i am asking from you is not much. Tip me and come inside. Help me grow and get better at this. I want to do as much as i can for my parents since they have done so much for me.
Thank you for listening.
Derek aka. Haxxxalot
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Jan 18, 2015 11:00
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 06:32
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- Athletic Footjob
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let the body hit the door
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