- Jabberlock
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Watch out for the booby traps.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 08:49
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- Dieland
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In an elevator hold both the doors like it's crushing you and say "no problem"
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Jan 18, 2015 11:22
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- Enfield
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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You must gather your party before venturing forth
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Jan 18, 2015 11:32
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- Lord Humongus
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ice ice baby 
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the cops are on their way shithead
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Jan 18, 2015 12:17
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- Orkin Mang
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by FactsAreUseless
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You must gather your party before venturing forth
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Jan 18, 2015 13:15
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- dogcrash truther
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Jan 18, 2015 17:28
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- sausage king of Chicago
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some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for ME. even steven
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Jan 18, 2015 17:36
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- Dave_Indeed
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by FactsAreUseless
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"Welcome to the boner buffet, you're just in time."
Then you bite them in the face as they walk by.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:54
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- Padical
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you're welcome
*chuckle quietly and roll eyes at them*
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Jan 18, 2015 20:02
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- Coldstone Cream-my-pants
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You gota hold it in a way that makes them sneak under your arm
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Jan 18, 2015 20:05
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- John Liver
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"Have you ever heard of... video games?"
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Jan 18, 2015 20:34
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- CannedMacabre
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In space, no one
can hear you fart.
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I want you inside ME next.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:18
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- Kraps
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This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
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When holding the door for a person in a wheelchair, hold it on the outer end, not leaning across the door, the chair will gently caress you up.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:38
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- ChrisHansen
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Suck my damn balls.
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I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:43
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- TEAYCHES
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You must gather your party before venturing forth
lol
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Jan 19, 2015 02:14
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- snuggle baby luvs hugs
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speak friend and enter
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Jan 19, 2015 02:47
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- hey welcome to the show!
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nobody loves me
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Hold open the door and as there part ways through, shove them in while saying "common! I don't have all day!" Then whisper loud enough for them to hear "jack rear end..."
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Jan 19, 2015 03:04
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- Chesterfield
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I want you inside me.
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Jan 19, 2015 04:18
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- trying to jack off
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NO DONT
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Jan 19, 2015 05:51
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- TOILETLORD
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by XyloJW
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anyone say "ice to meet you " yet?
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Jan 19, 2015 07:03
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- MeaningOfLife
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 <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
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"It's time for your rectal exam, sir and/or madam."
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Jan 19, 2015 08:31
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- JiveHonky
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by zen death robot
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you didnt look strong enough
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Jan 19, 2015 10:35
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- treasure bear
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*blocks door while skimming through this thread on phone for the coolest thing to say*
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Jan 19, 2015 11:25
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- Shunkymonky
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'sup
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i once absent mindedly held the mens door open for a female coworker as she walked past
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Jan 19, 2015 14:06
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- dogcrash truther
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I tried some of these out yesterday. The big winner was "age before beauty."
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Jan 19, 2015 15:20
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- Coldstone Cream-my-pants
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just sarcastically be like no problem before they get a chance to thank you
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Jan 19, 2015 15:49
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- John Liver
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"I could never do this in Obama's America."
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Jan 19, 2015 17:20
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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You must gather your party before venturing forth
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Jan 19, 2015 18:09
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- Roro
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HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
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Sing Love Is An Open Door from Frozen, but slowly start to weep as you get further into the song.
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Jan 19, 2015 18:20
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- IzzyFnStradlin
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see, now is the patriarchy really that bad?
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Jan 19, 2015 18:54
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- City of Glompton
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Pay me for the door repair charge.
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Jan 19, 2015 19:01
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- ulvir
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mods??
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Jan 19, 2015 19:20
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- Amateur Saboteur
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by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
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*hands parallel near mouth and positioned as close to their head as possible*
YOU'RE loving OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
*turn my head to follow them as they continue through the door*
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDD
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Jan 19, 2015 20:54
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- FluffieDuckie
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Jan 19, 2015 21:22
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- ulvir
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being the entryway to the ward where they give care to the terminally ill children at the hospital can be a tremendous toll on a door's psyche.
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Jan 19, 2015 21:45
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- CannedMacabre
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In space, no one
can hear you fart.
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Careful, Mom is in one of her moods.
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Jan 19, 2015 22:47
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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