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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Stoic Commie posted:

maybe they just hated women idk. the nigerians don't much care for it either


are you switching to pigs because they're easier to clean and cut, because they are v easy to clean and cut even though goats are smaller imo

Don't believe her lies, she's switching to pigs so her lgd can get hosed more.

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
same

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Don't believe her lies, she's switching to pigs so her lgd can get hosed more.

True









Their bromance is really gross, but one for the ages

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

Superconsndar posted:

ive never had my goats in outfits in the house :(

here are some pictures of my bucks super stoked because a girl goat peed in front of them though???




That's their pee face and girl goat pee is incredibly their poo poo

edit: I just realized that one of them is, in fact, peeing while smelling the pee that the girl goat did. Goats.

Dear cooky goat lady
The stoked pee goats are exhibiting the Flehmen response
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flehmen_response

Something to do with smelling hormones better or something I don't know I haven't read about it in years and I refuse to read even the article I just posted because I'm stupid. Lots of different animals do it including humans!
If you do a google image search for it you get lots of wacky pictures.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

The Fattest PI posted:

Dear cooky goat lady
The stoked pee goats are exhibiting the Flehmen response
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flehmen_response

Something to do with smelling hormones better or something I don't know I haven't read about it in years and I refuse to read even the article I just posted because I'm stupid. Lots of different animals do it including humans!
If you do a google image search for it you get lots of wacky pictures.

Yes no poo poo thanks for educating me; sorry i did not post scientific goat behavior analysis in the gbs thread about pit bulls where i posted pictures of my goats getting whiffs of fine girl goat piss

I also posted pictures of my pig humping my dog, should I have included links to wikipedia articles explaining the anatomy of pig dicks and the length of pig orgasms too

Because I could, if you want

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
"please observe this humorous photograph of two Capra Aegagrus Hircus exhibiting the Flehmen's Response to the presence of female phermones in the atmosphere; in order to detect the female's present state of estrus. You will also notice that one of the males is urinating in response; an act that encourages ovulation in does and marks his presence while also providing valuable information to area does regarding his virility; age, and potentially social status. In exhibit B, we have some photos of a pig loving a dog."

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i like the way you post, r u single

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
As an animal lady, I weigh approx 600 lbs so obvs yes

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I was just dropping some Fun Facts thanks for readign

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The Fattest PI posted:

I was just dropping some Fun Facts thanks for readign

I enjoy readign

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013

Superconsndar posted:

Yes no poo poo thanks for educating me; sorry i did not post scientific goat behavior analysis in the gbs thread about pit bulls where i posted pictures of my goats getting whiffs of fine girl goat piss

I also posted pictures of my pig humping my dog, should I have included links to wikipedia articles explaining the anatomy of pig dicks and the length of pig orgasms too

Because I could, if you want

man you are so uptight, perhaps you should take up a less stressful hobby than managing murder animals

nb this is why PI should be fun in theory but is not

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

tada.wav posted:

man you are so uptight, perhaps you should take up a less stressful hobby than managing murder animals

nb this is why PI should be fun in theory but is not

Goons used to spend their time deconstructing 2000 word long posts to sperg about one tiny word.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

tada.wav posted:

man you are so uptight, perhaps you should take up a less stressful hobby than managing murder animals

nb this is why PI should be fun in theory but is not

im sorry ._.


Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Superconsndar posted:

im sorry ._.

no you aren't

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Jerry Mumphrey posted:



typical_pitbull_owners.txt

typical_pitbull_owners.jpg

e:lmao the dog's name was Gunner

some white trash fuckin dogs

Get blazed get mauled hosed yeah

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

katlington posted:

Get blazed get mauled hosed yeah

i dont look like that and i have pit bulls!!!!! wheres ur god now gbs

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Superconsndar posted:

Yes no poo poo thanks for educating me; sorry i did not post scientific goat behavior analysis in the gbs thread about pit bulls where i posted pictures of my goats getting whiffs of fine girl goat piss

I also posted pictures of my pig humping my dog, should I have included links to wikipedia articles explaining the anatomy of pig dicks and the length of pig orgasms too

Because I could, if you want

Wow, aint you a right oval office lol

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

NiceGuy posted:

Wow, aint you a right oval office lol

muhc like my choice in

dog breeds

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

NiceGuy posted:

Wow, aint you a right oval office lol

Oh you're british? Lemme give you my cousin's phone number. He's a dentist and could use a new yacht.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'm glad we have a PI gangtag now so it's very easy to spot the posters who are completely insane.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I'm glad we have a PI gangtag now so it's very easy to spot the posters who are completely insane.

My clearance says I'm totally sane.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

And PI is great.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
lol at nerds mad that my dog breaks their preconceived conceptions off her breed and would piss themselves like poo poo babies if they tried to break into my house.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
help my gun just killed someone

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

In all seriousness though, I don't cut their heads off anymore. Even with sharp snippers they blinked a few times and opened their beaks. It was sad. When you just slide your thumb under their chin and yank as hard as you can, there's no beak movement and their eyes are closed within a breath. You basically detach the spine from the brain and remove the head all at once. It's death in less time than it takes your heart to beat. It doesn't get faster or less cruel than that. It's just really really violent sounding so it's good for fuckin with you guys.

A More Humane Agricultural Fowl Killing Method

-Sub-Zero, 2012

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Oh you're british? Lemme give you my cousin's phone number. He's a dentist and could use a new yacht.

Jesus Christ, stop.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

mysterious frankie posted:

Jesus Christ, stop.

yeah!

btw what's wrong with his old yacht if you don't mind me asking you, peter griffin.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

yeah!

btw what's wrong with his old yacht if you don't mind me asking you, peter griffin.

what the gently caress are you talking about?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

mysterious frankie posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about?

his comment about British people was reminiscent of a joke that would be on family guy.

Jesus Christ, really was it that hard to put that together?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

his comment about British people was reminiscent of a joke that would be on family guy.

Jesus Christ, really was it that hard to put that together?

Yeah, lil' bit.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

tada.wav posted:

nb this is why PI should be fun in theory but is not

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Smash it Smash hit posted:

yeah!

btw what's wrong with his old yacht if you don't mind me asking you, peter griffin.

It needs braces.

mysterious frankie posted:

Jesus Christ, stop.

I agree that poster is bad

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I agree that poster is bad

you're bad, you goofy halfwit.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
fluffybunnies, you are making me miss helldump and i never miss helldump

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
i was personally murdered by a pit bull so...

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
pitbull lovers and pitbull naysayers all agree that fluffy bunnys was made in a lab by a scientist who was trying to fuse a very basic type of retard with a Scholastic Book Club joke book.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

mysterious frankie posted:

pitbull lovers and pitbull naysayers all agree that fluffy bunnys was made in a lab by a scientist who was trying to fuse a very basic type of retard with a Scholastic Book Club joke book.

its real

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
obama's gonna pass an executive order banning all pit bulls from existing YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bonestructure posted:

fluffybunnies, you are making me miss helldump and i never miss helldump

itt ama it's like helldump without the effort

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Libelous Slander posted:

obama's gonna pass an executive order banning all pit bulls from existing YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE

stock up on pit bull ammunition ie. dog food

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