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 Look at this shameful motherfucker. How am I supposed to pick up babes in this? I need ideas on how we can make my new ride sweet. Things I like:
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tassels on the handles always worked for my uncle |
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Jan 13, 2015 22:18
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flame decals
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i removed the background bc it was not streamlidne and hence causing aerodynamic issues (or hydrodynamic, if you're into that sort of thing) should go faster now 
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Jan 13, 2015 22:20
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*blast past you in my Hoveround* "Screw you, op!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6arzfzwqyo
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Don't worry op, get some speakers/sound system and an AC unit and you'll be "stuntin" (rascal slang for looking cool) like me in no time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh27vwH1sdM
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Jan 13, 2015 22:25
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put a tv in the back so your kids can watch on long trips |
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Jan 13, 2015 22:26
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resprayed it the color you like
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Jan 13, 2015 22:26
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when will fat people ditch the hoveround for the suit baron harkonnen wears |
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Jan 13, 2015 22:28
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bacalou posted:when will fat people ditch the hoveround for the suit baron harkonnen wears maybe they realize that in those suits they would get tossed around like horrible smelling beach balls |
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Jan 13, 2015 22:33
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bacalou posted:when will fat people ditch the hoveround for the suit baron harkonnen wears 
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Jan 13, 2015 22:34
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any excuse to post sting from that movie
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oh hell yeah Cumt posted:resprayed it the color you like OH HELL YEAH |
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yoooo we installed you a brand new system courtesy of our boys over at sound solutions! we pimped yo ride!
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How are you going to pick up chicks if it seats only one? |
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Angry Fish posted:How are you going to pick up chicks if it seats only one? i wonder 
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 All right yo here is what we got for ya, Dont Bully Me! First, you a grown rear end man and you be driving around with a silly basket like a girl?! Hell naw, we took that rickety ol basket off and replaced it for a nacho cheese machine. Hope you aint lactose intolerent lol!!! Now you might be saying "yo atcg, whats the point of cheese if I aint got no nachos?". well bro, we got you covered with a nacho warming tray underneath yo seat! deeaaaamnn! So the hunnies obviously gonna be all ova yo ride now, but hell playa, we all know you need more than nachos to be competin with some of them north side ballers. Now you probably thinking speaker system with some serious bass, right? WRONG! Ladies got their ipods in now son, but whats louder than an ipod? Guns. so we strapped a AR-14 on your armrest to pack some serious firepower. dem shorties will be hearing you all the way from the bay dawg lol. Match that with some sweet american rear end floor mat and cool hip decals and you are ready to go. But wait...you probably sayin to yoself, "drat, i gots da hunnies..check, I gotsta hip look..check, but what about dem haters?". Aw YOU KNOW i got you coverred there dawg. Press this button. *Don't bully me presses button*. Woooaaaah, you see that?! mutha truckin toilet paper roll comes out the armrest!!!! So when you be rollin by the forums and the haters rear their heads..and you know they will playa...you can slow down and say "here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitpost bithces"..then screach dem wheels and leave them with their mouths open. hell yeah!!!
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ATCG posted:
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oh my god OH MY GOD look at it!!!! It's loving perfect. a single tear rolls down my cheek quote:All right yo here is what we got for ya, Dont Bully Me! jumps around, hands on head in disbelief holy crap oh wow! quote:So the hunnies obviously gonna be all ova yo ride now, but hell playa, we all know you need more than nachos to be competin with some of them north side ballers. Now you probably thinking speaker system with some serious bass, right? WRONG! Ladies got their ipods in now son, but whats louder than an ipod? Guns. so we strapped a AR-14 on your armrest to pack some serious firepower. dem shorties will be hearing you all the way from the bay dawg lol. woaaaaah no fuckin way!!! tries to fire gun and sure enough, it's pre-loaded. 1 camera man and 2 interns collapse, lifeless quote:Match that with some sweet american rear end floor mat and cool hip decals and you are ready to go. But wait...you probably sayin to yoself, "drat, i gots da hunnies..check, I gotsta hip look..check, but what about dem haters?". Aw YOU KNOW i got you coverred there dawg. Press this button. *Don't bully me presses button*. Woooaaaah, you see that?! mutha truckin toilet paper roll comes out the armrest!!!! So when you be rollin by the forums and the haters rear their heads..and you know they will playa...you can slow down and say "here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitpost bithces"..then screach dem wheels and leave them with their mouths open. hell yeah!!! does three back flips and punches out an old woman SUCK A DICK OLD LADY I loving LOVE AMERICA AND SHITPOSTS |
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WindmillSlayer posted:voted 1 Well here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitposts. *screaach* |
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ATCG posted:Well here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitposts. *screaach*
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Jan 14, 2015 04:34
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ATCG posted:
lmao
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ATCG posted:
" posted my dick" |
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ATCG posted:Well here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitposts. *screaach* |
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