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tao of lmao



Look at this shameful motherfucker. How am I supposed to pick up babes in this? I need ideas on how we can make my new ride sweet.

Things I like:
  • Raw Power
  • The Beach
  • Music of all types, even rap and country!
  • That dark blue color that's almost purple but still totally blue stfu
  • Baskets. Lots of storage space.
  • Sugary soft-drinks (there's a reason I'm in this thing, after all)
  • Being a lazy poo poo

Help me, BYOB. You're my only hope.

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tao of lmao


oh hell yeah


Cumt posted:

resprayed it the color you like



OH HELL YEAH

tao of lmao


oh my god OH MY GOD look at it!!!! It's loving perfect. a single tear rolls down my cheek

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All right yo here is what we got for ya, Dont Bully Me!

First, you a grown rear end man and you be driving around with a silly basket like a girl?! Hell naw, we took that rickety ol basket off and replaced it for a nacho cheese machine. Hope you aint lactose intolerent lol!!! Now you might be saying "yo atcg, whats the point of cheese if I aint got no nachos?". well bro, we got you covered with a nacho warming tray underneath yo seat! deeaaaamnn!

jumps around, hands on head in disbelief holy crap oh wow!

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So the hunnies obviously gonna be all ova yo ride now, but hell playa, we all know you need more than nachos to be competin with some of them north side ballers. Now you probably thinking speaker system with some serious bass, right? WRONG! Ladies got their ipods in now son, but whats louder than an ipod? Guns. so we strapped a AR-14 on your armrest to pack some serious firepower. dem shorties will be hearing you all the way from the bay dawg lol.

woaaaaah no fuckin way!!! tries to fire gun and sure enough, it's pre-loaded. 1 camera man and 2 interns collapse, lifeless

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Match that with some sweet american rear end floor mat and cool hip decals and you are ready to go. But wait...you probably sayin to yoself, "drat, i gots da hunnies..check, I gotsta hip look..check, but what about dem haters?". Aw YOU KNOW i got you coverred there dawg. Press this button. *Don't bully me presses button*. Woooaaaah, you see that?! mutha truckin toilet paper roll comes out the armrest!!!! So when you be rollin by the forums and the haters rear their heads..and you know they will playa...you can slow down and say "here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitpost bithces"..then screach dem wheels and leave them with their mouths open. hell yeah!!!

does three back flips and punches out an old woman SUCK A DICK OLD LADY I loving LOVE AMERICA AND SHITPOSTS

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