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Look at this shameful motherfucker. How am I supposed to pick up babes in this? I need ideas on how we can make my new ride sweet. Things I like:
Help me, BYOB. You're my only hope. |
# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 22:14 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 17:19 |
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oh hell yeah Cumt posted:resprayed it the color you like OH HELL YEAH |
# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 22:41 |
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oh my god OH MY GOD look at it!!!! It's loving perfect. a single tear rolls down my cheek quote:All right yo here is what we got for ya, Dont Bully Me! jumps around, hands on head in disbelief holy crap oh wow! quote:So the hunnies obviously gonna be all ova yo ride now, but hell playa, we all know you need more than nachos to be competin with some of them north side ballers. Now you probably thinking speaker system with some serious bass, right? WRONG! Ladies got their ipods in now son, but whats louder than an ipod? Guns. so we strapped a AR-14 on your armrest to pack some serious firepower. dem shorties will be hearing you all the way from the bay dawg lol. woaaaaah no fuckin way!!! tries to fire gun and sure enough, it's pre-loaded. 1 camera man and 2 interns collapse, lifeless quote:Match that with some sweet american rear end floor mat and cool hip decals and you are ready to go. But wait...you probably sayin to yoself, "drat, i gots da hunnies..check, I gotsta hip look..check, but what about dem haters?". Aw YOU KNOW i got you coverred there dawg. Press this button. *Don't bully me presses button*. Woooaaaah, you see that?! mutha truckin toilet paper roll comes out the armrest!!!! So when you be rollin by the forums and the haters rear their heads..and you know they will playa...you can slow down and say "here's some toilet papah to go with yo shitpost bithces"..then screach dem wheels and leave them with their mouths open. hell yeah!!! does three back flips and punches out an old woman SUCK A DICK OLD LADY I loving LOVE AMERICA AND SHITPOSTS |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 02:43 |