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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Just love to have a beer with him though, good kiwi bloke

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Ugh boring it's about infant formula.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

1080 is killing our wildlife they're trying to protect*! Rrrraaaaa *foams at mouth over "toxins"*

*actually doesn't kill our wildlife it's protecting

*kills babies / our economy in retaliation*

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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klen dool posted:

I can't find a source where jk recanted his pledge.

uh.. from the article... http://m.tvnz.co.nz/news/top_stories/6251011

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Forgive me for taking the headline at face value.

Here's an article from scoop if anyone is interested. http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL1503/S00076/john-key-on-mass-collection-versus-mass-surveillance.htm

Yeah it looks like he's arguing "mass collection" but it amounts to him going back on his pledge, doesn't it? We all know it is mass surveillance, and we all know he would never resign anyway.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Infotainment! posted:

Int: beehive. Night.

JOHN KEY sits at his desk, bathed in the soft glow of a computer monitor.

Against the back wall half a dozen good kiwi blokes sit in silence, drinking room temperature Tui.

John steeples his fingers, lips working furiously as he reads the article on "stuff" for the eighth time.

Realisation slowly dawns on his face and he starts to sweat heavy beads, like Brian Tamaki downwind from a creche.

JOHN
Bronagh...gets a man in. Bronagh gets a man in? Bronagh gets in. Hmmmmm

He turns too the row of regular blokes, who dare not look him in the eye as per Simon Joyce's instructions.

JOHN
Does that sound like...does that sound like I'm being cucked?

All of the blokes keep their eyes cast down. Third from the left, a racist gbs poster, fails to stifle a giggle and is immediately executed by Judith Collins.

As Judith squats on the corpse, John turns back to the screen.

JOHN
Bronagh gets a man in. gently caress, it does sound like I'm being cucked.

John picks up a red cellphone, the kind you see in a 2 degrees bucket at the supermarket because National is the party of fiscal responsibility.

JOHN
Yeah, Finlayson, it's time. Begin operation...Babypoison. Yeah, the sheila's will fret over the kiddies while the blokes worry about the economy. Foolproof.

FADE TO MIDDLE NZ

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Lancelot posted:

Is that Seymour? His coffee is like 95% milk

Milk is better for him at his age (12 years old)

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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:barf:

hahaa sick burn in the point of order

Can things said in parliament like that count as slander / libel??

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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fong posted:

I love CPAG. They're one of the most effective and worthwhile activist groups in NZ. Like when I think about who has actually managed to land blows on the govt recently, they're one of the few that come to mind.


Parliament is protected speech, you can say whatever you want.

Ah, k. Though that would probably be the case.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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http://www.3news.co.nz/tvshows/campbelllive/elvis-graces-the-stage-four-decades-on-2015030618

dammit, can't embed the video.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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I couldn't give a flying poo poo about the port tbh, and it looks like I'll never be able to buy a house at all, let alone one near the cbd. lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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I'm also annoyed lately that it took me 25 mins to drive to work on the shore, yet it takes an hour to go half that distance on the bus into the cbd.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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I always have a good laugh when people whinge about winston not living in northland, and fail to mention that Key never lived in helensville

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Slavvy posted:

I thought using a ranking voting system just ended with people ranking whoever they like at #1 and then just numbering the rest in whatever order they appear on the page/not numbering them at all because people are lazy dumb cunts?

Also:

People who are likely to vote left would benefit from this system, but would be too stupid to do it properly or just too lazy to vote at all

So yes the murder system would probably be more effective

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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WarpedNaba posted:

A job with GCSB would be pretty rocking, though, free unlimited encrypted broadband!

Haha yeah, "free" "encrypted" "broadband"


Butt Wizard posted:

I guess thinking critically about stuff isn't worth doing when it supports your worldview.

pot, meet kettle?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Butt Wizard posted:

what the GCSB is meant to do according to the strictest interpretation of the law.

If you believe that's what they are doing, then I have some great products to sell you at low low prices

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Dang, I should have gone to watch

raining, though.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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wow would love to have a beer with this guy.

not sure why he didn't chow down on those vegetables skin and all though??

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Heh, I don't even own a tv :smugdog:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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How do tv ratings even work? Like there's no way to tell exactly who is watching what right

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Ghostlight posted:

Nielson has boxes in I think 600 homes hooked up to their tvs that does, in fact, tell exactly who is watching what. Then they multiply that by the nation's population.

I wonder how they know which people in the houses are watching tv at any time. Also if the people are watching tv but hating it.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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If it was 600 homes you would think I would have heard of them before too :S

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Slavvy posted:

Yeah, no poo poo. It all stems from this horribly erroneous idea that people actually know what's good for them and can be trusted to make decisions en masse that benefit everyone. See also: democracy.


I can't make myself just sit and channel surf youtube either. If there's something specific I want to watch, like a race or a documentary or something, then yeah, but gently caress sitting down for several hours and switching my brain off watching cats jump off things (hint: this is not intellectually better than watching MKR or the block or some other dumb poo poo).

Just read a book or go for a walk or some poo poo, loving hell.

but do you ever find yourself idly browsing gbs? ;)

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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I'm so stupid that if the tv is on I can't stop watching it until someone breaks the spell.

I wish this was a fakepost

e:


at least I'm not stupid enough to vote for this guy

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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I can't tell which posts are the ironic ones

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Bushmaori posted:

It's been over two months since I've been able to find any, and the last stuff I bought was a major rip. It was pretty much the best thing for my insomnia so it's been a while since I've had a good nights sleep.

I wish death on those politicians who oppose legalization.

Edit: That's in Palmy btw.


Ghostlight posted:

I don't think a single year has gone past without me hearing how difficult it is to get weed "these days" from an acquaintance in Auckland for like the last decade or more. The Auckland City Mission seems to have plenty, so it can't be that bad.

:siren: the revenue / opression wagons have been dispatched :cumpolice:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Butt Wizard posted:

Sky is pretty good for sports - people complain about not having free to air sport stuff or online access, but Free to Air coverage is usually woeful, gets pushed to non-prime time slots (i.e. not live) and streaming services are fine if you only want to follow one sport. For everything else sports the Sky model works really well.

If you could buy just sky sport, for a reasonable price, it would be good.

Sadly you have to get basic sky + whatever gets you HD and then also buy sport.

Sky is prohibitively expensive for non sport stuff now that we have nitflux.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Heh, we only have bunny ears at the house. Lucky we're on a hill

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Why is it cold all of a sudden.

It's supposed to slowly get cold so I get acclimatised to it and can wear t-shirts all the way until late June!

agreed

I'm even wearing a jumper already

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I blame national

same OP


now sell your lovely diesel van and buy a camry

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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lol if you don't sleep nude while the wife is wearing antarctic level gear

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Just don't go to the sawbones, eat grass if you feel sick

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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"Sorry, didn't think pulling your hair would annoy you. Here, have some of my trash piss." - PM Mr John key, would love to have a beer wine with him

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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puchu posted:

Campbell Live did really well last night. Good job everyone

Do they read this thread? Hi Campbell Live!!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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puchu posted:

They do, I bought John Campbell a forums account and he trolls D&D regularly

:eyepop:


echinopsis posted:

I wish I was a successful investment banker. I would buy everyone in this thread... poison!

Instead you just sell it to us :drugnerd:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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This means John does stupid poo poo to everyone there and they all pretend its funny

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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"people" on my Facebook think the hair touching is normal fatherly behavior :stonkhat:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Stop the press everyone. My so called friend says we should be worried about JK's feelings, as he has pretty much been bullied by this waitress. This friend is a young lady :stonk:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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I am yet to see any photos of JK fondling boy's hair

where are the rat tail fondles

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Somfin posted:

it's really about ethics in journalism journalism.

Turn left noooo

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