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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

The GOP also did a Spanish language version of the response which had the same text as Ernst's response, minus the biographical bits, plus one teeeeeeeeeeeensy addition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcoVsGUzYI8

Stuff like this gives me hope for an absolutely brutal primary.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:3:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Luntz' panel is exploding

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Qwijib0 posted:

Luntz' panel is exploding

howso

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

What happens if Poncho Villa attacks Texas. How long wound it take the president to secure the border. A week? Two weeks?

Edit: Also , Obummer wants to the rich to "pay their fair share". But let me tell you about a brilliant man, John Laffer, actually doctor Laffer, and his theory.

bpower fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 21, 2015

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Jindal's is still my favorite today, as someone who lives with 2 major volcanoes to my north and south. One of them being the least monitored major (pretty recently active as well, 150 years ago or so) volcano in the US because the USGS just can't get the dollars get get proper monitoring equipment in. His old "lol volcano monitoring" basically shut down CA, OR, WA, AK, and HI to him in one sentence.

Uranium Phoenix
Jun 20, 2007

Boom.

For those of you like me who missed it because less bandwidth on the Seattle Channel then minorities in the GOP, here is the transcript of Kshama's socialist response: http://sawant.seattle.gov/socialist-response-to-the-state-of-the-union-2015/

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Tigntink posted:

Jindal's is still my favorite today, as someone who lives with 2 major volcanoes to my north and south. One of them being the least monitored major volcano in the US because the USGS just can't get the dollars get get proper monitoring equipment in. His old "lol volcano monitoring" basically shut down CA, OR, WA, AK, and HI to him in one sentence.

Them ain't real america anyways.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Joementum posted:

The GOP also did a Spanish language version of the response which had the same text as Ernst's response, minus the biographical bits, plus one teeeeeeeeeeeensy addition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcoVsGUzYI8

Sneaky loving assholes. I wonder if going through his mind is just along the lines of "I hope my family doesn't see this, I'm going to get killed." Cause if he was my family, I'd chew his rear end out.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

He asked what the republicans should do and a bunch of people started shouting about keystone and constitutional principles over the token Obama supporters who were trying to talk about compromise

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Tigntink posted:

Jindal's is still my favorite today, as someone who lives with 2 major volcanoes to my north and south. One of them being the least monitored major (pretty recently active as well, 150 years ago or so) volcano in the US because the USGS just can't get the dollars get get proper monitoring equipment in. His old "lol volcano monitoring" basically shut down CA, OR, WA, AK, and HI to him in one sentence.
I bet he'd lose his poo poo if we cut monitoring of hurricanes.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Someone had better have frapsed the Ascii swastika spam so it can be superimposed over a video compilation of the SOTU and the responses.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

spoon0042 posted:

PA would probably be red if not for people blaming the governor for what happened with PSU football

Doesn't matter, the NCAA's worthless and has pretty much walked back everything at this point, and a lot of people hated Corbett because he was a shithead who won running against a Democrat that most of Western PA loving loathed because of his stupid poo poo like "hey Allegheny should get to tax Butler/Washington residents who work in Pittsburgh as if they lived in the city" idiocy.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


So how many responses have republicans made this year? Ten?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=503PjdVAo2Q

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

FAUXTON posted:

Them ain't real america anyways.
I have fond memories watching the clock tick down as Not Real Americafornia approached its cut off period for votes, then seeing it go blue and the POTUS race being called a nanosecond afterwards.

poo poo got real that moment, sho nuff.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Tigntink posted:

Jindal's is still my favorite today, as someone who lives with 2 major volcanoes to my north and south. One of them being the least monitored major (pretty recently active as well, 150 years ago or so) volcano in the US because the USGS just can't get the dollars get get proper monitoring equipment in. His old "lol volcano monitoring" basically shut down CA, OR, WA, AK, and HI to him in one sentence.

I'd say you can include Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming too, due to Yellowstone. Maybe not as strongly, but it's probably enough to get a fair number of people rolling their eyes.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

The GOP also did a Spanish language version of the response which had the same text as Ernst's response, minus the biographical bits, plus one teeeeeeeeeeeensy addition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcoVsGUzYI8

¡Dios mío, sin bolsas de pan?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Thank you goons for a fun thread.

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010
Is there any link to the Luntz panel for those of us without cable?

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

bpower posted:

What happens if Poncho Villa attacks Texas. How long wound it take the president to secure the border. A week? Two weeks?

Edit: Also , Obummer wants to the rich to "pay their fair share". But let me tell you about a brilliant man, John Laffer, actually doctor Laffer, and his theory.

Did he seriously just say that it's pointless to try to tax the rich since they'll just get out of it anyway? Holy poo poo.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Armyman25 posted:

Did he seriously just say that it's pointless to try to tax the rich since they'll just get out of it anyway? Holy poo poo.

Bush said the very same thing. Can't tax the rich because they'll just avoid it with their fancy accountants.

edit: btw the Pacho Villa thing wasn't a joke. Thats almost verbatim .

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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