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I steal the limited milk we havve in the office fridge and take it back to my desk to drink so i can get all the protein i need for my sick as poo poo muscle gains
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Jan 18, 2015 17:09
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Yesterday my boss complained that a recent change of mine broke the build and i responded with "LOL, Would you like some cheese with that whine??" and immediately went back to watching cat videos on youtube that i do everyday
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Jan 18, 2015 17:11
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loudly explained bulletproof coffee while coworkers gasped at my knowledge of hot beverages
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Jan 18, 2015 17:13
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At the office christmas party i managed to pull the only girl software engineer who also happens to be short, ugly, and chinese
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Jan 18, 2015 17:16
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opened second button on my polo shirt, everyone was so intimidated they pretended not to notice but i know they did
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Wrote some well-researched, quality, fully-tested code that greatly simplified and enhanced an essential business process, which, after peer review and discussion with the ops team, was put into production.
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Jan 18, 2015 17:18
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demanded a second monitor and got one, put that sw8 22" dell at a 90° angle. after 6 hours of no one asking about it approached individual coworkers saying "im glad i put MY SECOND MONITOR at an angle, its much better for reading documentation, everyone should set it up the way i did"
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Jan 18, 2015 17:19
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this thread is freaking ownage, op
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Jan 18, 2015 17:21
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me and my nigga pranjeep started speaking ebonics bc were weird like that
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Jan 18, 2015 17:22
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newreply.php posted:my nigga pranjeep Lol
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a question op: do black man 1 and black man 2 outrank you
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Jan 18, 2015 17:23
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shat and pissed on the corner desk, thus marking it as my territory
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Jan 18, 2015 17:28
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rather than close together, stood with feet spread ~10 inches at today's daily SCRUM standup meeting. also crossed arms in that way that makes your biceps look bigger. all in all a good day, if a little scary
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Jan 18, 2015 17:30
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Avoid doing any work whatsoever by telling the person requesting the work that they will have to do some small prerequisite themselves before you can start
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Jan 18, 2015 17:33
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outlasted three men in the afternoon making GBS threads contest.
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Jan 18, 2015 17:34
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black man 3 posted:Avoid doing any work whatsoever by telling the person requesting the work that they will have to do some small prerequisite themselves before you can start this is the best thing and I'm constantly amazed that it works
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Jan 18, 2015 17:39
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the clock strikes 3:16 and its stone cold steve austins music playing i stand up and march around giving everyone some middle fingers in their face "steve whats wrong?" WHAT? "youve lost your loving mind" WHAT? walk over to the fridge WHAT? grab a 6 pack WHAT? stand on the bosses desk dousing myself with some brewskis before stunnering his rear end and walking out of there with the beers under one arm and a stacked bitch under the other 
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Jan 18, 2015 17:43
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I just laughed at a Valeyard post
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Jan 18, 2015 17:44
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its the samsung of smythe's
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Jan 18, 2015 17:47
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Clogged the toilet at 7:30 before anyone else even got to work.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:07
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Dirk Pitt posted:clogged my bosses filing cabinet at 7:30 before anyone else even got to work.
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Dirk Pitt posted:Clogged the toilet at 7:30 before anyone else even got to work. fuckin nice we have these sweet ones that I've only been able to clog once
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Jan 18, 2015 18:27
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Cat Face Joe posted:fuckin nice we have these sweet ones that I've only been able to clog once try gaining weight
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Jan 18, 2015 18:30
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always choose the middle urinal when pissing so that others are intimidated into using a cubicle
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Jan 18, 2015 18:31
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when you hear somebody enter the bathroom, walk back to the stalls, then turn around and walk out that's right bitch get in line
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Jan 18, 2015 18:32
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did NOT place 3 sheets of tp in the bowl to dampen my turd splashes today poo poo free or die hard, i always say (i never say that)
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Jan 18, 2015 18:35
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black man 3 posted:Avoid doing any work whatsoever by telling the person requesting the work that they will have to do some small prerequisite themselves before you can start Squinty Applebottom posted:this is the best thing and I'm constantly amazed that it works erry fuckin day
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Jan 18, 2015 18:54
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when me and dat cray niqquh pranjeep chimped out and spat pirate-themed game at last year's new years reception
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Jan 18, 2015 18:59
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alpha as gently caress
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Jan 18, 2015 19:20
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black man 3 posted:Yesterday my boss complained that a recent change of mine broke the build and i responded with "LOL, Would you like some cheese with that whine??" and immediately went back to watching cat videos on youtube that i do everyday jokes on him. you dont work
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Jan 18, 2015 19:21
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i'm so alpha i continue to believe in discredited theories of animal hierarchy that flatter my ego in the face of reality
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Jan 18, 2015 19:30
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FamDav posted:jokes on him. you dont work 
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Jan 18, 2015 19:32
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Everyday. I'm unreliable and barely work. Worse than a beta or a RC
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Jan 18, 2015 20:04
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Flat Daddy posted:Everyday. I'm unreliable and barely work. Worse than a beta or a RC
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Jan 18, 2015 20:16
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I refer to woman coworkers as girls
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Jan 18, 2015 20:23
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:I refer to woman coworkers as girls i prefer to use "my dear" and "darling"
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Jan 18, 2015 20:25
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Flat Daddy posted:Everyday. I'm unreliable and barely work. Worse than a beta or a RC
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change the pipe to an ecig and its yospos.jpg
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