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kraftwerk singles posted:Wrote some well-researched, quality, fully-tested code that greatly simplified and enhanced an essential business process, which, after peer review and discussion with the ops team, was put into production. thank u 4 ur service op
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thsi except you all look like stupid fetal alcoholic disease greasebags and the chair is some weird orthopedic throne instead of an ormal chair and you all have tattoos of cartoon dinosaurs wearing tophats or something. cya later
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Jan 19, 2015 00:18
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Actually, that isn't true.
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Jan 19, 2015 00:19
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that time i wore a t-shirt with a large alpha on it
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Jan 19, 2015 00:34
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I'm the only male here and I still don't feel alpha thanks autoxorrect for wanting to change alpha to aloha. and that last aloha back to alpha. don't worry about context or grammar or anything
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Jan 19, 2015 00:48
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echinopsis posted:I'm the only male here and I still don't feel alpha aloha
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Progressive JPEG posted:aloha means hello and goodbyeeeee
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someone in PR asked me if my eyes ever watered from staring at the computer for so long and i replied "tricks of the trade"
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Jan 19, 2015 01:10
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i bring a lot of baked goods and everybody seems to like them
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Jan 19, 2015 01:10
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wrote a wiki article about a process that everyone already understands and follows
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Jan 19, 2015 01:28
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secretly though everyone wishes you wouldn't because they're trying to lose weight and you bring in tempting goods and they say thanks because the part of their obese brain that recognises food gets excited and says thanks and later on they binge eat them and feel bad and fatter and at home they post on their curvy girl tumblr "wish Steve wouldn't bring baked goods" while they eat a tub of chicken
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i like when people bring baked goods to the office and to show it i always do them courtesy of rolling over on my back and submitting to them
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echinopsis posted:secretly though everyone wishes you wouldn't fresh airy crispy rosemary focaccia still a little warm from the oven
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Jan 19, 2015 01:46
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I fuckin hate it because it's just another temptation to say no to. this lady brings in delicious baking buts it's literally the same as those stories of a drug dealer offering some meth or crack for free at first and then you're hooked and dead
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thanks fofr the nightmarish glimpse into the insane psyche of the common IT worker, the aove 5 or 6 posters.
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echinopsis posted:I fuckin hate it because it's just another temptation to say no to. this lady brings in delicious baking buts it's literally the same as those stories of a drug dealer offering some meth or crack for free at first and then you're hooked and dead I.N.R.I posted:thanks fofr the nightmarish glimpse into the insane psyche of the common IT worker every1
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I know it sounds like a really ungrateful rear end in a top hat thing to say but that food looks and smells so delicious and unless my self control is at an all time high I give in and then I just go all in, eat too much and regret it later maybe other people don't share my experience but I have no control over what someone else brings into the office as a treat and so I deal with it with hatred I'm sure others appreciate it. I don't need to offend. there is just no room in my life for baking of any kind. I don't do moderation. I've given up drinking
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I.N.R.I posted:thanks fofr the nightmarish glimpse into the insane psyche of the common IT worker, the aove 5 or 6 posters. lol make I don't work in IT I WORKE WITH ADDICTORVE SRUGS
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thanks goodness we don't hand out Xanax as a lunch time treat
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echinopsis posted:secretly though everyone wishes you wouldn't because they're trying to lose weight and you bring in tempting goods and they say thanks because the part of their obese brain that recognises food gets excited and says thanks and later on they binge eat them and feel bad and fatter and at home they post on their curvy girl tumblr "wish Steve wouldn't bring baked goods" while they eat a tub of chicken lol
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u laugh because it's you
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theyre hopefully laughing because you think like a freak
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hmm, looks like somebody brought some loaves of english muffin bread with a choice of fresh honey butter, raspberry preserves or creme fraiche i'd better bring the shotgun from home and start indiscriminately blowing away coworkers before turning the gun on myself
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you really should
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Citizen Tayne posted:Actually, that isn't true. yeah I don't have any cartoon dinosaur tattoos... yet
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my yoshi tattoo doesn't count because it's fashioned after the live action movie's interpretation of the character.
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angry_keebler posted:hmm, looks like somebody brought some loaves of english muffin bread with a choice of fresh honey butter, raspberry preserves or creme fraiche before that though I give in, taste the muffin, eat all of them and pass out in a food coma while my blood sugars soar into the strasophere I.N.R.I posted:theyre hopefully laughing because you think like a freak they don't realise how much this hurts me and just perpetrates the vicious cycle
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Dr. Honked posted:a question op: do black man 1 and black man 2 outrank you yes but black man S can capture black man 1 if he attacks first
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lol I don't even get it and it's the best post in the tread
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maniacdevnull posted:yes but black man S can capture black man 1 if he attacks first Woah
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echinopsis posted:I know it sounds like a really ungrateful rear end in a top hat thing to say but that food looks and smells so delicious and unless my self control is at an all time high I give in and then I just go all in, eat too much and regret it later Is this a troll post lol
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Jan 19, 2015 08:22
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no. people don't consider the damage they might be doing when they offer someone something tempting
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I hate my coworkers because they keep giving me tasty and delicious treats and I don't have the discipline to say no
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kraftwerk singles posted:Wrote some well-researched, quality, fully-tested code that greatly simplified and enhanced an essential business process, which, after peer review and discussion with the ops team, was put into production. Same, except only the last bit
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black man 3 posted:I hate my coworkers because they keep giving me tasty and delicious treats and I don't have the discipline to say no I don't hate people for doing it, I hate it that in our society so many things revolve around food treats and indulgence
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echinopsis posted:I don't hate people for doing it, I hate it that in our society so many things revolve around food treats and indulgence In fact, that is the best thing about our society
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imagine if people bought in delicious sausage instead of baking
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