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Mormons are racist, imperialistic assholes. Their rear end backwards views on women and drinking has raised a generation of pussy manbabies who dont now how to act when confronted with anything not completely whitewashed and appropriated to their naive viewpoint. Worse yet, undersexed women scientists then go off with ridiculous, childhood loving bullshit youre loving 26 years old you dumb idiot, ideas in their head. They are the last people on earth i would want running anything that would have anything to do with public policy. Go back to your pologasmist loving cult in the desert. Ill go biblical too: You are wolves in sheeps clothing, you worship false idols (did you not read revolations?). You pretty much do the opposite of what jesus would do. You arent good samaratins because your aid comes at a price. You suck, i hate you.
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Jan 19, 2015 10:20
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yeh theyre pretty hosed man
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Jan 19, 2015 10:22
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Jan 19, 2015 10:25
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Fact: if youre black and join the mormons, your ancestorial sin of being black will be forgiven and in a few generations turn white. Melenian, my friends. Get it. I dont care how many binders of woms you have, they dont do poo poo but pop out too many kids with large carbon footprints
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Jan 19, 2015 10:27
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Pacific Islander mormans seem pretty chill op. Using a broad brush maybe.
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Jan 19, 2015 10:29
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That's racist.
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Jan 19, 2015 10:32
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I dunno op, my own planet and endless poontang? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkx_XPhM6ys
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Jan 19, 2015 10:32
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Chill (jack?) mormons are another story. I still think agressively trying to convert poor people is kinda hosed up. Like, youre not actually giving them useful life skills. Youre just giving them pretty stories to help them cope. Like, thats a doctors job, bro And i literally think that they get their girls as hot as possible to recruit dudes. I literally think thats a concerted effort to increase their influence
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Jan 19, 2015 10:32
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all the Mormons I met are really nice and polite and will go out of their way to make you feel welcome same with muslims yeah their beliefs are all crazy I guess but theyre good people so w/e
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Jan 19, 2015 10:37
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Happy Bear Suit posted:all the Mormons I met are really nice and polite and will go out of their way to make you feel welcome Teach a man to fish! Like lets do the loving math here. Like, im sure hitler was supes charming. Lets appease the gently caress out of him. No issues, yeah?
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Jan 19, 2015 10:42
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Mormon girls do butt stuff. I think that's pretty cool.
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Jan 19, 2015 10:42
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I had a Mormon friend in college . He took awesome notes and was great in the study group. He never really talked about religion though. He was just kind of there and helpful, like a normal person.He didn't drink alcohol, coffee, or tea, but no one ever gave him poo poo because he would DD.
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Jan 19, 2015 10:45
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Razorwired posted:Mormon girls do butt stuff. Im a dirty sinner, so im going to get tan as gently caress. I dont need gosh darn autists whispering harry potter curses behind my back
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Jan 19, 2015 10:46
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Razorwired posted:Mormon girls do butt stuff. is that true
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Jan 19, 2015 10:54
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At my school there was some mormons, they tended to stick together. They were a bit weird and annoying, but nice people. The girls were all ugly and they only dated mormons.
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Jan 19, 2015 11:02
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why are you so mad at mormons???
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Jan 19, 2015 11:10
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Im just angry in general. I had my wallet stolen and the guy working at the hotel lobby wouldnt barter for a room wampum style for booze so i figured id aim my anger at loving asshat hypocrits. Its 8 hours until my bank opens
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Jan 19, 2015 11:14
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Tearsaslube posted:Im just angry in general. I had my wallet stolen and the guy working at the hotel lobby wouldnt barter for a room wampum style for booze so i figured id aim my anger at loving asshat hypocrits. Its 8 hours until my bank opens its ok, everything will work 
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Jan 19, 2015 11:30
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There not racist they have a romnibus
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Jan 19, 2015 11:33
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I lived in Utah and had a few mormon girlfriends which was funny becaus they are like letsjdrink root beer and watch movies and that turns into them attempting to rape you before you know their deal. Apparently as an adult there are mormon singgle wards where you can meet girls who are mormon. I'm going to try this since I have exhausted all options and okcupid banned me agin. Thanks for reminding me the untappd potential that is mormon girls 
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Jan 19, 2015 12:01
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You are right that Mormons are wrong. But a lot of what you say is also wrong.
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Jan 19, 2015 12:05
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Tearsaslube posted:Im just angry in general. I had my wallet stolen and the guy working at the hotel lobby wouldnt barter for a room wampum style for booze so i figured id aim my anger at loving asshat hypocrits. Its 8 hours until my bank opens hope your bank isn't closed for mlk day lol
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Jan 19, 2015 12:11
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mormonism is 19th century scientology at least other religions have the excuse that the unmedicated schizoids responsible for them lived a thousand years ago, before proper documentation was a thing
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Jan 19, 2015 12:16
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tell me more about your land of mormons, amish, scientologists and baptist churches with funny protests.txt
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Jan 19, 2015 12:19
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It's true. I was (am?) mormon and a horrible person ama
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Jan 19, 2015 12:24
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only thing op is right about is how good looking the women are
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Jan 19, 2015 12:28
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Mormons are useful
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Jan 19, 2015 12:30
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They groom girls from birth to want to marry men their fathers age. Yeah, I so sure it was "their choice" to do so, not as if they would have been ostracized if they didn't right? And if your defense "Not every mormon has childbride sex slaves you know!" its not a very convincing. My mom is a devout church goer, and even she refers to them as a 'cult'. So your in a pretty sorry state if other Christians think your a cult. And if you still go out and defend mormons, why? Do they slip you a  every time you do or something?
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Jan 19, 2015 12:30
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tell us more about your mom.
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Jan 19, 2015 12:40
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magic underwear
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Jan 19, 2015 12:41
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Jan 19, 2015 12:51
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i used to know a mormon girl and she was very normal but she knew loads of other mormon kids that only hung out with other mormons and they were all creepy unsociable weirdos so my theory is that mormon society is a circle and the ones you are likely to meet are the normal ones on the outside of the circle who have contact with the rest of the world but inside the circle theres people who only know other mormons and they freaky
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Jan 19, 2015 13:32
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Latter day saints are not mormon, correct? Good, because I like to read pamphlets on the toilet.
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Jan 19, 2015 13:37
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i bet there is a lot of mormon themed gbs porn.
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Jan 19, 2015 13:38
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Phoon posted:i used to know a mormon girl and she was very normal but she knew loads of other mormon kids that only hung out with other mormons and they were all creepy unsociable weirdos so my theory is that mormon society is a circle and the ones you are likely to meet are the normal ones on the outside of the circle who have contact with the rest of the world but inside the circle theres people who only know other mormons and they freaky This exists everywhere in and outside of religion though.
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Jan 19, 2015 13:40
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Slugnoid posted:magic underwear I don't even know where this idea comes from or who perpetuates it, the rite in the temple doesn't tell you this.
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Crimson Harvest posted:I don't even know where this idea comes from or who perpetuates it, the rite in the temple doesn't tell you this. I married a mormon... don't ask why - but after being in the church ~5 years they finally let her in on the magic underwear secret and i'm like gently caress no you wear that i divorce you
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hemophilia posted:This exists everywhere in and outside of religion though. yeah probably. the difference between the small number of really normal mormons and the large number of crazed weirdos at her family functions was very pronounced but the normal ones didn't seem to think the weirdos were that strange
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