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theres already been a south park episode about this no reason to reiterate it
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Tearsaslube posted:Mormons are racist, imperialistic assholes. Their rear end backwards views on women and drinking has raised a generation of pussy manbabies who dont now how to act when confronted with anything not completely whitewashed and appropriated to their naive viewpoint. Worse yet, undersexed women scientists then go off with ridiculous, childhood loving bullshit youre loving 26 years old you dumb idiot, ideas in their head. They are the last people on earth i would want running anything that would have anything to do with public policy. Go back to your pologasmist loving cult in the desert. get a job op then they wont have to turn you down when you beg for rent money
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Orkin Mang posted:is that true all real girls do butt sutff
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mrwuss posted:get a job op then they wont have to turn you down when you beg for rent money You stupid loving oval office. Im getting paid to spend money you dumb mother fucker. Im so loving rich. I dont need a job red red neck sack of poo poo. Please tell me where you work so i can systrmically dismantle it
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Tearsaslube posted:You stupid loving oval office. Im getting paid to spend money you dumb mother fucker. Im so loving rich. I dont need a job red red neck sack of poo poo. ok cool how do you feel about jehovah witnesses
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Jan 19, 2015 14:39
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Im honestly beyond the point of caring. Congrats i no longer care about anything. You win internet!
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Jan 19, 2015 14:40
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that isnt how conversations work
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Jan 19, 2015 14:41
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But we're not having a conversation, are we? Meet me some motherfucking where, bitch. Hahah i kid. But seriously this is the internet equivelent to a mormon africans studies class
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Jan 19, 2015 14:44
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Hebrews sailing wooden submarines to America.
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Tearsaslube posted:
Christians in a nutshell, op.
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Jan 19, 2015 15:03
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all mormon girls squirt
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fyodor posted:all mormon girls squirt Bad bladder control. Keggles help, i hear
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Jan 19, 2015 15:11
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My wife and I got DD'd by our Mormon friend when we were all living in Vegas but she has lovely compartmentalized views on gays. Also she's a chunky twenty eight year old VIRGIN sex education teacher. Seriously girl has never touched a cock and thinks she's qualified to teach people about sex. Idiot. Thanks for the rides Serena! gays are not broken people you bigot!
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Jan 19, 2015 15:14
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Remember that mormon video store that pirated and edited movies to like remove Kate Winslets titties from Titanic and poo poo like that so you could watch ~secular movies~ without endangering your immortal soul? After getting sued to poo poo by the DGA and trying to restart the biz under what he thought was a loophole dude got busted paying for underage oral sex.
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Jan 19, 2015 15:25
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I was a Mormon girl once. Unfortunately the dreaded Indians of Mormon myth ripped my long underwear from me and defiled my sexy bodeh. Afterwards I smelled of the Ganges River, I told the Prophet of my predicament, but as I was but fifteen he tried to marry me. I could see the look in the prophet's eyes, a wild untamed beastly look, his beard out of control and as frazzled as my long underwear... In retrospect, being a Mormon really sucked. 
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Jan 19, 2015 15:27
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fyodor posted:all mormon girls squirt its not squart thats pee
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Mormonism is pretty funny because all their secret rites and tokens and handshakes are just ripped off directly from Freemasons. Like, Joseph Smith joined the Freemasons, thought all the handshakes were pretty cool, and when he went to start his own religion was like, "Yeah, I'll just use that." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3cudp3E4Oo
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mrwuss posted:its not squart thats pee In case any one hasn't seen this classic: http://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat/4/
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Jan 19, 2015 15:50
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This always cheers me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE Evangelical religions as they manifest in the United States are in general pretty horrible. Good luck getting your wallet back by the way.
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at least they aren't bombing buildings and murdering journalists
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Two words, bubble porn. NWS http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2010/mormon_porn.htm NWS
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I dated a mormon girl in utah when I lived there for 3 years. i was 19 and she was 17 and we met at a tech college. her parents wouldnt recognize us becuase I was to old. fast foward a week she broke up with me for another guy that her parents set her up with, he was 25. I moved away but visted my family a few years later and we met up. still hot and no longer mormon. best sex I ever had. zooted heh fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Tearsaslube posted:Mormons are racist, imperialistic assholes. Their rear end backwards views on women and drinking has raised a generation of pussy manbabies who dont now how to act when confronted with anything not completely whitewashed and appropriated to their naive viewpoint. Worse yet, undersexed women scientists then go off with ridiculous, childhood loving bullshit youre loving 26 years old you dumb idiot, ideas in their head. They are the last people on earth i would want running anything that would have anything to do with public policy. Go back to your pologasmist loving cult in the desert. liberals and athiest are just as hateful, they just do the same as mormons and don't self reflect on their shortcomings.
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I feel sorry for a lot of you. If you took the time to read the book or Morman and take the lessons given to us by Joseph smith to heart you would lead better lives and be closer to god.
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go mormon and then gently caress bitches marry as many as you want then take their money, it's like being a white baby daddy.
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That show Sister Wives was kind of interesting because they try hard to appear perfectly normal but the husband can't really hide what a patriarchal poo poo he is.
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D1Sergo posted:That show Sister Wives was kind of interesting because they try hard to appear perfectly normal but the husband can't really hide what a patriarchal poo poo he is. But to be fair, if you had married five old tired pieces of bootleather you'd be a real patriarchal poo poo too. That guy looks like the missing link though. That forehead, what a loving Klingon.
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And it's like a religious pyramid scam where 144000 people go to heaven and the rest are hosed. So all those poor South Americans they try to convert are SOL immediately because they'll never make it to the top 144k
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Booties posted:at least they aren't bombing buildings and murdering journalists any more first use of a machine gun by the us military was against mormons because they couldn't stop murdering settlers and abducting their children should've wiped them out wholesale while we had the chance tbh
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My patriarchal blessing told me I would be an alone beta bitch forever. Its a good thing I left because now none of that can be true. Edit: poo poo wait Bob Moog sex tape fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Bolow posted:any more hmmm so I guess we just gun down so a-rabs to get them so stop too.
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Phoon posted:i used to know a mormon girl and she was very normal but she knew loads of other mormon kids that only hung out with other mormons and they were all creepy unsociable weirdos so my theory is that mormon society is a circle and the ones you are likely to meet are the normal ones on the outside of the circle who have contact with the rest of the world but inside the circle theres people who only know other mormons and they freaky confirm, did work in a mormon apartment, they had city maps with pins in the places of what i assume were other mormon people im glad they werent home
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Crimson Harvest posted:I don't even know where this idea comes from or who perpetuates it, the rite in the temple doesn't tell you this. oh yes, magic mormon underwear exists http://youtube.com/watch?v=LEPv4VEeYUo
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Slugnoid posted:oh yes, magic mormon underwear exists Realtalk: How does magic Mormon underwear smell?
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FuturePastNow posted:And it's like a religious pyramid scam where 144000 people go to heaven and the rest are hosed. So all those poor South Americans they try to convert are SOL immediately because they'll never make it to the top 144k Those are Jehovah's Witnesses dude. Mormons believe that Native Americans are cursed Jews.
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corporations are people my friend
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Jack mormon here in Utah. Yeah mormons are all weird and i poo poo you not I have polygamists in my neighborhood. Also the magic underwear is supposed to represent animal skin clothing or something after adam and eve left the garden. weirdos in church meetings are the ones who spread rumors that it stops bullets, usually followed about the story of a church boss meeting with some guy from rolling stones and the rolling stones guy was like woah you are different and I respect that, but I aint changing my rock and roll life style. edit: also in high school we had polls passed around school asking if alice cooper was mormon haha
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Razorwired posted:Mormon girls do butt stuff. Can someone confirm this? I'm asking for a friend.
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Bodhidharma posted:Those are Jehovah's Witnesses dude. Mormons believe that Native Americans are cursed Jews. Same difference.
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