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Man the funniest thing about growing up Mormon in retrospect was the stupid youth events they made us go to, some of the poo poo that super sheltered Mormon kids said was loving horrifying and hilarious.
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I grew up in Utah, which if you haven't been there lately, is basically a Mormon theocracy pretending to be an American state. There was this girl in my classes, not going to give her name, but she was a real cutie. Quite frankly, I was more than a little infatuated with her. Well, I wasn't the only one to feel that way because she dropped out at the age of 13 to get married to a guy who worked at city hall. He was 44 years old. gently caress Utah. (edit) and gently caress the Mormon church.
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Network Pesci posted:I grew up in Utah, which if you haven't been there lately, is basically a Mormon theocracy pretending to be an American state. There was this girl in my classes, not going to give her name, but she was a real cutie. Quite frankly, I was more than a little infatuated with her. Well, I wasn't the only one to feel that way because she dropped out at the age of 13 to get married to a guy who worked at city hall. He was 44 years old. does utah have anime?
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Network Pesci posted:I grew up in Utah, which if you haven't been there lately, is basically a Mormon theocracy pretending to be an American state. There was this girl in my classes, not going to give her name, but she was a real cutie. Quite frankly, I was more than a little infatuated with her. Well, I wasn't the only one to feel that way because she dropped out at the age of 13 to get married to a guy who worked at city hall. He was 44 years old. *pukes*
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Network Pesci posted:I grew up in Utah, which if you haven't been there lately, is basically a Mormon theocracy pretending to be an American state. There was this girl in my classes, not going to give her name, but she was a real cutie. Quite frankly, I was more than a little infatuated with her. Well, I wasn't the only one to feel that way because she dropped out at the age of 13 to get married to a guy who worked at city hall. He was 44 years old. wowzer, what a grave robber 
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Jan 19, 2015 23:05
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total Mormon here, lollin at this thread u guys can join up anytime, just give me a call I'll set u up nice with da Elders
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pwnyXpress posted:total Mormon here, lollin at this thread we gon get rapped
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pwnyXpress posted:total Mormon here, lollin at this thread thanks for the offer but i doubt there are any underage girls posting in the thread
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Jan 20, 2015 01:40
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The founding of the mormon church must be one of the dumbest things Iv ever read about. Yeah I got some golden tablets noone can see but me back in my garage to.
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Jan 20, 2015 01:41
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not all of them are insane, just their religion is.
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Tearsaslube posted:Mormons are racist, imperialistic assholes. Their rear end backwards views on women and drinking has raised a generation of pussy manbabies who dont now how to act when confronted with anything not completely whitewashed and appropriated to their naive viewpoint. Worse yet, undersexed women scientists then go off with ridiculous, childhood loving bullshit youre loving 26 years old you dumb idiot, ideas in their head. They are the last people on earth i would want running anything that would have anything to do with public policy. Go back to your pologasmist loving cult in the desert. So basically they're Republicans except for the drinking & drugs, yeah?
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Tearsaslube posted:Mormons are racist, imperialistic assholes. Their rear end backwards views on women and drinking has raised a generation of pussy manbabies who dont now how to act when confronted with anything not completely whitewashed and appropriated to their naive viewpoint. Worse yet, undersexed women scientists then go off with ridiculous, childhood loving bullshit youre loving 26 years old you dumb idiot, ideas in their head. They are the last people on earth i would want running anything that would have anything to do with public policy. Go back to your pologasmist loving cult in the desert. All of the mormon girls I knew in high school got married before and pregnant before they were even 21.
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I've heard the book of mormon broadway thing was good? so there is that, op
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Jan 20, 2015 01:45
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This dude has a direct line to god, lol.
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the no sex before marriage poo poo is probably responsible for all of the religious people getting married to someone theyve known for 6 months in their early twenties, which if you werent religious most people would say was a pretty poor life decision. by placing so much value on marriage theyre actually devaluing it. really makes u think e: at my friends wedding (aged 22 to someone he'd known for probably just over a year by that point) I ended up with all the christians who'd been working for the church and they were all married and they did the whole "it's so weird all my friends are getting married" but i'm not counting it till a nonchristian couple do XMNN fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 20, 2015 |
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Jan 20, 2015 01:50
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BYU is a cultural Chernobyl
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mrwuss posted:all real girls do butt sutff the lord intended for us a dick in the rear end every minute of the day
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XMNN posted:the no sex before marriage poo poo is probably responsible for all of the religious people getting married to someone theyve known for 6 months in their early twenties, which if you werent religious most people would say was a pretty poor life decision. what they can marry nonstop no limits to the max
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Idiot Kicker posted:BYU is a cultural Chernobyl this is true
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InterFaced posted:This dude has a direct line to god, lol. The rumor is he is suffering from dementia, his public appearances are pretty much down to the bare minimum and he basically slurs his way through the bi-annual LDS conference talks. Prophets aren't replaced until they are dead, so it's going to be interesting to see how the corporation handles it.
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Makes sense actually. I always imagined the mormon version of God to be Ronald Reagan in late stage Alzheimer's.
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Jan 20, 2015 01:58
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Salt Lake City seems nice on the surface.
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Its pretty much the most left/liberal part of the state you can visit. Night life isn't bad but also not my scene (see: shut in goon). Good thing about SLC is things like camping/boating/skiing/anything outdoors can be found < 1 hour away.
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Jan 20, 2015 02:11
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Did you know that Nazi germany genocided over 6 million mormons during WWII?
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iSheep posted:Its pretty much the most left/liberal part of the state you can visit. Night life isn't bad but also not my scene (see: shut in goon). All of Utah owns, except for mormons. Utah is a bitchin' state who's only problem is mormons. I mean of course I know mormons and don't actually hate them or anything but I kind of wish 1800's america would have had some follow-through and pushed that religion into the pacific.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:So basically they're Republicans except for the drinking & drugs, yeah? Harry Reid is a mormon.
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Wow, Mormon! Lemme tell yeah! *untucks shirt* Those folks are so crazy they make a rattlesnake think twice afore bitin'! *unbelts trousers* Why, who needs more than one wife a gripin' at ya when you're tryin' ta relax after a long day? *lowers trousers and drawers to ankle level* *long, contemplative sigh, gazing at horizon* Men just need their own space, ya know? *unleashes a liquid poo poo that coats my boots and calves completely* God has no place in a government, my friend. *wet, machine-gun farts sprat poo poo in an arc behind me* This is God's country. *final worm of poo poo trails into my left boot* God's America
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it'll be a cold day in hell before i recognize utah
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it's also a poster child for why genetic diversity is good idea.
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Tearsaslube posted:Mormons are racist, imperialistic assholes. TOILETLORD posted:we gon get rapped
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I remember when the Mormon Temple in my neighborhood got zoned, specifically because they agreed with our neighborhood and the country to xeriscape it since we're all tapping wells into an aquifer since we're all county out here and don't get that sweet nonexistent river water. They built it and went ahead and planted sod and run water 24/7, after putting a 10 foot tall gold Moroni as the steeple. This caused the church across the street from their cult complex that has giant fences around it and is closed to the public, to erect a giant bronze black Jesus dying on the cross that is like 20 feet tall facing the temple. There are about 5 or 6 more churches within a square mile of this, all competing with horrible religious imagery and increasing size because of the Mormon temple that is wasting all of our aquifer on golf greens that nobody is allowed to walk on.
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MrQwerty posted:I remember when the Mormon Temple in my neighborhood got zoned, specifically because they agreed with our neighborhood and the country to xeriscape it since we're all tapping wells into an aquifer since we're all county out here and don't get that sweet nonexistent river water. your whole neighborhood got owned by a bunch of weirdos in magic clothing
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Frog Act posted:your whole neighborhood got owned by a bunch of weirdos in magic clothing they sure did and it's a continuing saga of crazy people taking over the neighborhood and demanding weird poo poo http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/albuquerque/ edit: they even talk about the landscape like it's a piece of poo poo that needs mormon cleansing when it is literally the beginning of the foothills of desert mountains MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jan 20, 2015 |
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i hosed a mormon chick in college she liked it in the rear end and was a loving freak op
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All the Mormon people I knew growing up were annoying idiots who drank nothing but diet soda and watched G rated films. They also despise Episcopalians, so Iv been screamed at by more than 1 Mormon kid/person.
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Xarthor posted:Mormonism is pretty funny because all their secret rites and tokens and handshakes are just ripped off directly from Freemasons. Like, Joseph Smith joined the Freemasons, thought all the handshakes were pretty cool, and when he went to start his own religion was like, "Yeah, I'll just use that." I'm the 6th point of fellowship but outside the rites i'm the rank and fill Mormons + all the other poo poo pronounced ridiculously wrong
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mormons are basically a menagerie of horrible genetics. Having a insular religious society is always good for keeping a diverse gene pool
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etalian posted:mormons are basically a menagerie of horrible genetics. That's why there's a giant mormon temple in honolulu
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etalian posted:mormons are basically a menagerie of horrible genetics. Haha so many mormon girls here have all gums and no teeth in their smiles. Its insane. Then again some of them are just fuckin gorgeous. Prettiest girl I dated was from a polygamist family so go figure.
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iSheep posted:Haha so many mormon girls here have all gums and no teeth in their smiles. Its insane. also similar to mennonites the men often suffer from premature baldness
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