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Bob Moog sex tape posted:My patriarchal blessing told me I would be an alone beta bitch forever. Its a good thing I left because now none of that can be true. Did it not mention having a family, or specifically say you will die alone? lmao if the latter. In any case my blessing didn't say anything other than I'd be a high priest, which is basically any guy over 50 who isn't a complete fuckup. I was pretty upset about it at the time.
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I was out drinking with some friends + friends of friends and made some mormon joke offhand, and then my friend told me I might be offending her sister, who is mormon. Might I re-emphasize we were out drinking
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lol i just remembered that they tell people not to share those blessings with others because it could nullify the poo poo that was "promised" in it. Despite that almost everyone in my family had no qualms sharing theirs when a moderately relevant situation came up that could apply to it.
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Jan 20, 2015 07:33
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On a more positive note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XLshEBvYdw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o2IduqWnSU
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pwnyXpress posted:total Mormon here, lollin at this thread mormon jesus
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MrQwerty posted:That's why there's a giant mormon temple in honolulu there's a giant mormon temple in honolulu because they keep sending their missionaries to the pacific islands and then everyone moves to hawaii and they're like "oh my god you guys mormonism!!!" (except they say it in tagalog) like idk how you even get your religious hooks into people if you teach them that they're basically eternally damned because they weren't born white, these missions have been going on a long rear end time before they decided that brown "people" were also technically people well maybe they just leave the part about white heaven out
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Jan 20, 2015 08:10
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Isn't this the religion where they kick out all of the young boys in the community so the old perverts can have access to all of that sweet underage bride material that they can gently caress on their rape mattresses?
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Jace Madan posted:Isn't this the religion where they kick out all of the young boys in the community so the old perverts can have access to all of that sweet underage bride material that they can gently caress on their rape mattresses? Yes, but its totally different now and those guys haven't listened to the new prophets who only promise you extra wives for after you die.
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Jace Madan posted:Isn't this the religion where they kick out all of the young boys in the community so the old perverts can have access to all of that sweet underage bride material that they can gently caress on their rape mattresses? I'm pretty sure all religions go through this phase. But yes
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Jace Madan posted:Isn't this the religion where they kick out all of the young boys in the community so the old perverts can have access to all of that sweet underage bride material that they can gently caress on their rape mattresses? pretty sure thats what the religion is about
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Remember that south park episode with the mormons, and the south park kids were making fun of the mormon kid? Then at the end of the episode the mormon kid was like "Sure, my religion has silly orgin story, and our customs are different. But we aren't hurting anyone and our family is happy. You should have just accepted that. You need growning up to do. etc" . Stan should have cut him off mid sentence and said something like "You belong to a child raping, piece of poo poo, racist cult. Keep your creepy loving fake-rear end step-ford wives piece of poo poo family. gently caress you!" Then end the episode abruptly.
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Southpark has no balls
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The White Dragon posted:there's a giant mormon temple in honolulu because they keep sending their missionaries to the pacific islands and then everyone moves to hawaii and they're like "oh my god you guys mormonism!!!" (except they say it in tagalog) like idk how you even get your religious hooks into people if you teach them that they're basically eternally damned because they weren't born white, these missions have been going on a long rear end time before they decided that brown "people" were also technically people The racist thing is Brigham Young's fault. He hated black people. Joseph smith was cool with black people and had some black friends he turned into gods via the one true faith. Joseph Smith was a pedophile, not a racist. Brigham Young was both. lol I know too much about mormons.
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