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Blackface in crowd | 129 | 55.36% | |
References to Lord of the Rings | 104 | 44.64% | |
Total: | 233 votes |
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Byolante posted:Judging by your av you came here on a boat, gently caress off back to the ocean "For those who've come across the seas We've boundless plains to share;"
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 06:27 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:28 |
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The Sri Lankans body language is weak, they need to puff up their chests. On a serious note, is that a very small ground? Some of Ronchi's sixes were crazy.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 02:43 |
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Davfff posted:Ground looks oddly shaped and maybe a bit small in some spots but most of those 6s were a good 90 - 100 meters in length. Well in that case, I can't wait for him to play in a game commentated by Brayshaw.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 03:04 |
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Ha ha, Maxwell being smacked around by a brown Muslim man, must hurt real bad inside that bogan heart.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 05:19 |
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Seams posted:England doing pretty good against Australia A here Don't forget, England aren't playing their best team either. Cook's not in it.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 05:24 |
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Negligent posted:We should let Watto play at lord's so he can do this again: Stop being so mean to me!
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 22:57 |
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nzspambot posted:what the chance Clarke also underbowled Watto on purpose? He didn't want Watson's cancer getting in the way of his cancer.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 00:38 |
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So what's peoples' opinion on Nevill? What happened to Wade and that Tassie guy with the hosed up fingers?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 02:38 |
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webmeister posted:Mate this is cricket we're talking about. Nah, it'll be a KFC SMS poll.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 04:56 |
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Noxin of Shame posted:Looks like he'd fit in with having a beer afterwards too. I'm not sure he'd leave any beer for the rest, probably get in a fight with David Warner, probably win it. So all in all a great prospect, definitely one for the selectors.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 06:51 |
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Smorgasbord posted:I don't have a major gripe with that decision but you can't say Warner was clearly better than Bracewell in that game, 9/60 match analysis including bowling us to the win defending 241 with Australia 122/1 at one stage. I'm sure that whatever our opinions of the decision are, we can all agree it should be loving KFC SMS bullshit making it.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 11:05 |
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EMC posted:We need to shine a Monty spotlight like Batman over Lords Use yellow light, so it's the colour of urine.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 01:17 |
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Pretty sure they've got #6 covered.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 07:52 |
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Drugs posted:Fun fact: Every Mitchell to have ever played test cricket is in the Australian team today That's because it's a bogan white trash name. I hope I'm offending someone. Dead Goon posted:Ooooh, Glenn McGrath masterclass during lunch On racism or just general cuntness?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 13:10 |
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Welp, that didn't go to plan....
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 21:23 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Don't judge a pitch until both sides have batted imo. I'm sure England will conspire to make it look a minefield when they bat. England.txt has been restored from the archive.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 00:35 |
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gently caress me, England Collapse.txt I don't think they can recover from this mentally, this wasn't a cricketing ability loss, this was all in their head.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 21:54 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:They're poo poo and don't even try to win, and their teacher/captain was a try-hard dick that would change the field 3 times an over and cheated when he was umpire, so gently caress 'em. Sounds like the ARE trying to win.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 08:23 |
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gabensraum posted:I think Australia could defend 150, more due to England having a mental collapse, but it's moot because our bowlers won't score the runs. This is true, remember that small but shaky run chase in India?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 06:02 |
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monkeu posted:Well we saw how well this England side went without Anderson last test when he didn't take any wickets. It's never good to see someone injured, but Australia have retained the Ashes with confirmation that he's out. A bit early for predictions, no? England went pretty well this innings with him injured.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 10:21 |
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England doing their best to keep this interesting.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 11:11 |
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Honest Pete showing he's an able replacement.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 11:45 |
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Negligent posted:So, how many wickets down are England going to be when they win later? I reckon 3, maybe 4. Nice spoonboy attempt.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 11:52 |
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Oddly, Shane Watson is wearing his shirt.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 12:04 |
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snaeksikn posted:root has grown it just to stop people mistaking him for ellen degeneres Wait what? Root has facial hair? I just saw him on the telly and it didn't look like he had any. Also, Starc is batting quite nicely, maybe he can give the middle order a clinic later.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 12:15 |
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Negligent posted:Get a ginger in to a job good thinking Cook Ha!
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 12:17 |
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-Spiffy- posted:Look out if they find a Ginger saffer, they might make him king or something. Prince Harry doesn't look like his dad.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 12:30 |
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And, with that, it's time to go to bed, surely even England can't lose from here, right?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 15:09 |
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Unless the accountants get control of things, I don't think there's a drawn test to be had in the series, such is the dearth of batting quality on both sides.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 01:52 |
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gabensraum posted:I find this guy's measurement of all-rounders interesting. Especially Australia's: Interesting article. Also interesting how the guy used a third of his profile to explain that "He's not Arabic!".
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 08:37 |
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-Spiffy- posted:Smith was nice to a Pakistan player once therefor is not captain material. Nah, he's a true blue Aussie cricketer, don't worry. http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/867803.html
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 02:13 |
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webmeister posted:Yikes Ha, great line: "If he can do this to me, what will he do to the common man?"
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 02:30 |
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BlindSite posted:Oh yes because in the last 15 years the australians have been the racist ones playing in Asia... Yes, they have been, just not the only ones.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 03:44 |
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It's all up to Warner now.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:12 |
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Unimpressed posted:It's all up to Warner now. Well...
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:14 |
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Smorgasbord posted:What an uncompetitive turd of a series, how can they justify 5 of these poo poo games every year? Large amounts of Schadenfreude on order
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:16 |
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Australia middle order suddenly looking pretty solid.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:18 |
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Cocksmith posted:good positive start, ticking along at 7.5 an over. They're really taking it to the bowlers!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:20 |
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Bye bye Voges, it was nice seeing you, have fun watching the 5th test from the stands. Now Broad has to give Clarke a short ball that finally snaps his back, hopefully the stump mics catch the crack.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:30 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:28 |
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Ha ha, Jimmy looks so sad, he wishes he was bowling right now.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 11:32 |