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slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"

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Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
lmao

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx3OKdpjkeQ

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
lol

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
that sounds like something s chemist would be doing not a physicist

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
please could you explain this joke, im the pathetic kind of nerd not the smart kind

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

bump_fn posted:

that sounds like something s chemist would be doing not a physicist

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
idgi

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Johnny Killstreak posted:

are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

bump_fn posted:

that sounds like something s chemist would be doing not a physicist

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

um this is the funny computer forum, not the funny chemistry forum. maybe try tcc for funny chemistry.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
yeah this thread is off-topic.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

rotor posted:

yeah this thread is off-topic.

what's the topic

Jeff Goldblum
Dec 3, 2009

its a hot topic

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rear end posted:

what's the topic

well it's not chemistry, I'll tell u that much!

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
You can do chemistry with computer.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

PleasingFungus posted:

You can do chemistry with computer.

you can do anything with computers

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
the chemistry between me and my computer is real and we kiss all the time

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
that post you just read? yeah i made that by giving tiny little pecks to the keys on my keyboard

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

cockslap the keyboard

a rad dink
May 28, 2006

take me to your peener

newreply.php posted:

that post you just read? yeah i made that by giving tiny little pecks to the keys on my keyboard

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

rotor posted:

you can do anything with computers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_chemistry

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