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Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Oooh, spooky! :ghost:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/25/ghostly-sightings-of-slender-man-reported-in-uk-town-5035922/

Yay for a moronic tabloid press.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


I see Jigsaw's puppet.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Im the bendy man

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
"Slender Man has been a part of global folklore for centuries."

is this true gbs? y/n?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

spacemang_spliff posted:

"Slender Man has been a part of global folklore for centuries."

is this true gbs? y/n?

:iiam: -Only paranormal detective shiteater can solve the case

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jan 26, 2015

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
LEE BRICKLEY: GHOST DICK

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
teh slonterman

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

spacemang_spliff posted:

"Slender Man has been a part of global folklore for centuries."

is this true gbs? y/n?

The phrase "slender man" isn't but the idea there's a thin creepy dude stalking you is a pretty old idea.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Anthrovore posted:

:iiam: -Only paranormal detective shiteater can solve the case



this man is in no way slender

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
This story says slendy has red eyes. He has no face therefore this is obviously spring heeled jack or perhaps a UK chupacabra. ( ukacabra)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

daves no t here man

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
What's with the suit? I always thought he wore a black trench coat.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i want to read about the pigman

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

I bet the goon who created slenderman deeply regrets it

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
It's gonna be dope as gently caress when cults start forming up around this bullshit. A hundred years from now we'll all be dead and no one will know how any of this really started.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Lucky Guy posted:

this man is in no way slender

slenderman is really letting himself go

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if its in a word or in a boon.......... you cant escape the babagoon

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

When night falls, enter the woods at your peril
For inside lurks something worse than the devil,
Avoid at all costs, the gathering place,
Where at midnight, the Pig-Man roams on Cannock Chase


e: lol every reference to the pigman online has his name against it im pretty sure he has invented pigman entirely to sell his lovely pigman book

Phoon fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jan 26, 2015

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
holy poo poo apparently this guy is real

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

lee brickley was in the newspapers recently talking about black eyed kids it seems like he just looks up what scary stuff is popular online then rings tabloids

e: i cant find a single reference to a cannock chase pigman from 2001-2010 he made all this up and even wrote a loving rhyme and it got reported as if it were a real local legend by loads of people

e2: is this what citizen journalism is?? someone get brown moses in here

Phoon fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jan 26, 2015

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Concerned Citizen posted:

slenderman is really letting himself go

he must have gotten married to bendygirl

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