The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt

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iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

release your game before you announce expansions

# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 05:14

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 22:40

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

Bort Bortles posted:

Yes because the people that make quests and environments are the same dudes that do QA and bugfixing

release your game before you announce expansions.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 06:22

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

i lika de sex and fuckin that bitches hot tits... hell yea

# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 22:25

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

Dreylad posted:

Maybe I haven't kept up on the info about the game, but the card game seemed like a new thing I haven't heard about? Same with the "kill monsters, help people settle the land" bit, which seems ambitious as hell but pretty cool if it works out well.

you colect cards of teh girls youve hosed and trade them for $$$

# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 22:28

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

NaDy posted:

I always read about people being so excited for Cyberpunk 2077 but there's like no info about it except for a trailer that explains nothing... what's all the hype about?

were waiting to see how many threesomes you can get into, in a imersive cyberpunk universe (w/ tits for me to jack off to), before we preorder the game.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 19:20

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

Comte de Saint-Germain posted:

What is with the creepy sex questions? yesterday it was some shitposter talking about his jerk off routine, today "consumation". Ew

cant wait to j/o all over the tits of these hot babes, in a THREESOME!!!! because, saying that, is actualy creepier, than the sort of mentality tat leads to their inclusion in the frist place

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 06:27

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

Drifter posted:

"So tell me, Witcher....did you gently caress her?"

y/n

~*backstory complete*~

cant wait for this part in the witcher 3 where the witcher (hetrosexual man) fucks all the bitches, and also the villains are gay pedophiles and lesbians

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 20:08

iCe-CuBe.: Jun 9, 2011

Karrahad posted:

I was rewatching the trailers today and I had not consciously noticed this glimpse before.

I've been looking forward to the Geralt-Yennefer-Triss triangle drama being a huge fest of yelling and fighting where the player is forced to choose (with the third option being that you gently caress up relations with both characters), so I'm going to assume this is Geralt's wet daydream from which he'll abruptly wake up due to two very hard smacks on his head.

But if I'm wrong I guess I have nothing to lose...