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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Jimlit posted:

Blaming yourself for the state of your fat mongoloid son is the least manly thing you could do.

Nah. He's blaming his fat, worthless ex wife.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
hahaha he's a professional poker player :allears:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

icantfindaname posted:

ahahahhahahahhaha look at this dude's other posts on reddit or don't because it's depressing as poo poo to think of how this dude abuses his son :smith:

http://np.reddit.com/user/bobroland

http://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2e63j4/redditors_who_have_caught_their_so_cheating_on/cjwgunw

yes indeed his divorce was bad and he's an abusive misogynist rear end in a top hat

https://np.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2dfkyt/questions_about_my_sons_pornography_habits/

his son is big into anime porn and the dude spies on the kid's habits

Im not going to bother to dig through his posts in general but the two you linked seem pretty mundane? The first one was about him finding out his wife was having an affair and how he handled it, he was perhaps a bit over the top "ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN MWUAHAHAHAH" but all he really did was set up an exit strategy for when the marriage fell apart so whatever? I dunno where you got abusive misogynist from "my wife cheated on me so I squirreled away money for a new apartment and then got a divorce with even terms"

The second one is him monitoring the internet activity of his child that's not even in high school (perfectly normal) and asking the internet for advice on whether his son's budding interest in hentai is unhealthy. I mean it's admittedly a weird situation but it looks like he's trying to be there for his kid and it's kind of ridiculous to call that "spying".

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's very awesome how the kid has tricked his dad into being a retard on the internet.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Textbook teenage depression and/or apathy this dad is an utter retard.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
lol @ all the people in this thread defending the redditor whining about his failson

whining about your parents on the internet is bad enough, this is a whole 'nother enchilada! :classiclol:

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i look forward to the massive amounts of posts on the internet in the coming years, whining about children and wondering why they're hosed up from all the failures of human beings having children right now.

it will be cool and good.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

the dad sounds like a well meaning guy but also kind of a retard

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
like how loving hilarious is it going to be, reading some post from a lovely parent who's obviously losing it, angry about all the weird poo poo that their kid does and fantasizing about hitting them and stuff. lmao

pure gold.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

loving reddit

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


babypolis posted:

the dad sounds like a well meaning guy but also kind of a retard

nah, just a retard

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

JebanyPedal posted:

Textbook teenage depression and/or apathy this dad is an utter retard.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Zombies' Downfall posted:

he's a 7th grader

Im talking abiut the goon, not tiny Tim.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

icantfindaname posted:

ahahahhahahahhaha look at this dude's other posts on reddit or don't because it's depressing as poo poo to think of how this dude abuses his son :smith:

http://np.reddit.com/user/bobroland

http://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2e63j4/redditors_who_have_caught_their_so_cheating_on/cjwgunw

yes indeed his divorce was bad and he's an abusive misogynist rear end in a top hat

https://np.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2dfkyt/questions_about_my_sons_pornography_habits/

his son is big into anime porn and the dude spies on the kid's habits

jfc "A Bone to Pick" please come back and defend this rear end in a top hat some more

archerb
Mar 3, 2005
Raise your babies well or don't have any in the first place in this troper's opinion.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Abloobloobloo my son crying is emotional manipulation!

*manipulates his wife into a divorce*

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

The Mad Archivist posted:

jfc "A Bone to Pick" please come back and defend this rear end in a top hat some more

his son is increasingly looking at anime porn, his son has loving issues.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

How is that defending the dad you're just saying his dad's even more retarded at realizing that teenagers are retarded and he can't cope with his son being a teenage dumbass.
A bloo bloo my kid is a typical loving retarded 13 year old.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

IronLawnmower posted:

Wtf are long underwear?

Like fuckin' long johns.
http://uniqlo.scene7.com/is/image/UNIQLO/goods_03_078003
You wear them in the winter, and it's like an extra pair of lighter pants to keep you warm. You don't wear them in the summer. Unless you have "p. severe learning disabilities".
ur kid for depression.

Stik3 fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Jan 29, 2015

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
I want to make a response post in that thread pretending to be his son to gently caress with him

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
This kid is going to kill himself in a few years.

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Business Octopus posted:

This kid is going to kill himself in a few years.

I wouldn't be surprised. His dad literally told everyone on the internet that his kid was a mistake because he was lazy.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I was reading through a thread left open on Reddit titled "I loving Hate My Ugly Fat human being Son". The awful and true words typed about anime hentai tenacle fetish and my little pony catoons and every stupid awful childish thing about me rang true and i scrolled up to see that the author of the thread was the same name as the account logged on. My father was a redditor and this is what he thought about me. I scrolled down to see the first comment that said "Too bad you can't abort them at 17" which had 3k upvotes and 4 gold. the other highly but lower rated comments were just as horrible if not more so.

i left the page exactly as i found it and walked out and told my dad i was going to the library. i had his revolver in my pocket. it had one bullet in it. i love you mom

Tsinava fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Jan 29, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My fat, lazy, geeky son has denied me sex for the last time

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If my soon was a geek loser I'd be like "Son, did you know when I was your age I had swag? I had a lot of swag. Anyway, see you later."

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Apthous posted:

Most TV dads are caricatures of abusive fathers. If you find yourself relating to them on any serious level you are probably a pedophile.

was that in the long boring op that i didnt finish

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

amityville anus posted:

My fat, lazy, geeky son has denied me sex for the last time

I WILL have sex with my fat minecraft son,

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

but that's how most children are conceived

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



"Kids these days!"

-- Every generation ever since the beginning of time

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I'VE HAD CHILDREN DIE IN MY ARMS WHY CANT MY SON BE LIKE MEEEEEEEEE :unsmigghh:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
My dad wasn't too close to me and would be kinda mean sometimes, then mom would be super nice to make up for it and I ended up gay. So if you want your child to be straight and beta instead of gay and successful just switch the roles! Make the mom's attack the kids and the dads try to protect them. Soon you will grow up to be like this:

DGib
Jan 22, 2010
surprise surprise the fat loser video game kid likes the pedophile titty cartoons

i hope he dies and gives that dad some relief

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I can't believe you said that dude

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

whoflungpoop posted:

its ok to make fun of City of Tampa cause he won't cry like a bitch over being called a lovely crybaby son whose worthless father is actually a popsicle stick with the word HOMO written on it

lol

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

amityville anus posted:

My fat, lazy, geeky son has denied me sex for the last time

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005




"STOP THE TOUR... now give me that loving whiteboard Kyle"

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
When I was 13 I was in the ICU watching the Challenger explode on TV. I still made time to wank.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Why do kids love Minecraft so much? Lego is better.

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

OldMemes posted:

Why do kids love Minecraft so much? Lego is better.

lego is expensive as gently caress. only rich kids and manchildren can afford the legos

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