Jobs in Heaven [Real life forward from granma]

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Squeezy Farm: Jun 16, 2009

# ? Jan 30, 2015 00:19

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# ? May 31, 2024 15:15

pram: Jun 10, 2001

pity bump

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:01

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Squeezy Farm posted:

literaly writing these jokes down to make threads about over then ext 12 months

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:01

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

I.N.R.I posted:

literaly writing these jokes down to make threads about over then ext 12 months

just keep posting this

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:14

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

a hamme catte

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:32

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Kirk posted:

just keep posting this

hwwwwwwwwwhaaaaaat?

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:37

Bob Moog sex tape: Aug 26, 2004

i have an uncle that works at the church and he says there are no jobs in heaven, sorry op

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:44

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Kirk posted:

just keep posting this

The Onion has been killing it lately.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 01:50

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

did your grandma really send you all of this or was it like just the first one and you included the rest as a special bonus for yospos?

# ? Jan 30, 2015 02:11

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

steve jobs is dead?

# ? Jan 30, 2015 04:24

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Squeezy Farm posted:

lol

# ? Jan 30, 2015 04:25

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Don Lapre posted:

lol

# ? Jan 30, 2015 04:27

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Steve Jobs death was a net benefit for humanity

# ? Jan 30, 2015 04:27

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Squeezy Farm posted:

i am the multiple opportunities to make walled garden jokes and a commentary on software freedom wasted to make fun of a philandropists good name r

# ? Jan 30, 2015 05:03

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Hope this thread makes like stebe and dies.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 05:07

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

Squeezy Farm posted:

I'm the repeated depictions of a Buddhist in Christian heaven

# ? Jan 30, 2015 06:02

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Riptor posted:

I'm the repeated depictions of a Buddhist in Christian heaven

he probably would have gone to hell anyways
he was not a good person

# ? Jan 30, 2015 06:15

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Riptor posted:

I'm the repeated depictions of a Buddhist in Christian heaven

haha yeah steve was a great buddhist, what with all the renouncing of material goods and so forth

# ? Jan 30, 2015 06:27

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

eternal ceo

# ? Jan 30, 2015 06:32

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

steve jobs is actually in hell

# ? Jan 30, 2015 11:13

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

rotor posted:

haha yeah steve was a great buddhist, what with all the renouncing of material goods and so forth

erm , theres other kinds of buddhism than mountain monk style.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 11:43

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

hpow can u be like 80 years old and still think like a teenageer.

# ? Jan 30, 2015 11:44

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

I.N.R.I posted:

erm , theres other kinds of buddhism than mountain monk style.

he said, putting on his Vibram FiveFingers

# ? Jan 30, 2015 12:06

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

im gonna convert to minor celebrity style buddhism it seems incredibly chill

# ? Jan 30, 2015 12:11

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

newreply.php posted:

im gonna convert to minor celebrity style buddhism it seems incredibly chill

being a celebrity in general seems pretty chill

# ? Feb 1, 2015 14:41

peepeepants: Oct 9, 2001; I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Riptor posted:

I'm the repeated depictions of a Buddhist in Christian heaven

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:22

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I.N.R.I posted:

hpow can u be like 80 years old and still think like a teenageer.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:19

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

I.N.R.I posted:

hpow can u be like 80 years old and still think like a teenageer.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:25

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

I.N.R.I posted:

hpow can u be like 80 years old and still think like a teenageer.

hard work and determination, op

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:26

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

peepeepants posted:

wait, how was he reincarnated into an already mature body? did god just straight up rip that person's soul out just to make from for stebe?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:39

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

newreply.php posted:

im gonna convert to minor celebrity style buddhism it seems incredibly chill

white people's buddhism seems to have the right amount of "look at me, I'm so spiritual and poo poo" and lack of any real compromises

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:43

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

Cold on a Cob posted:

wait, how was he reincarnated into an already mature body? did god just straight up rip that person's soul out just to make from for stebe?

there's a "years later" implicit I mean come on it obviously starts with a flashback with stebe thinking back when he was in heaven

_{I hate whoever does these comics}

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:48

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

Symbolic Butt posted:

white people's buddhism seems to have the right amount of "look at me, I'm so spiritual and poo poo" and lack of any real compromises

props for being able to meditate with half an 8ball up your nostril tho

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:52

curse of flubber: Mar 12, 2007; I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

I would hate if jobs were in heaven. I'd hope you would finally get to retire once your up there but same poo poo different day.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 18:03

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

We really shouldn't judge other peoples piousness

it seems rude

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:01

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

it makes me sad that my unborn children will grow up in a world where steve is just a memory

it will be my responsibility to teach his amazing story

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:24

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

poty posted:

it makes me sad that my unborn children will grow up in a world where steve is just a memory

it will be my responsibility to teach his amazing story

you're going to have children in a world without steve jobs?

you monster

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:26

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

i threw up a little in my mouth when i read that, i'm not going to lie

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:26

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

What happen to Stebe?

Did he died? Who deaded him?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:47

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FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Powercrazy posted:

What happen to Stebe?

Did he died? Who deaded him?

he dead, he deaded he own self with Buddhism and cancer

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:22

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