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I feel my life is in a rut, for fun I sewed my rear end in a top hat shut. For five hours today I strained. then I noticed progress I gained, a thick fat turd fell out my butt. |
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exercise nightly body in peak condition all for mein fuhrer |
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Jan 30, 2015 01:28
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Like a cold winter, my butt begins to splinter, god drat it is cold |
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Jan 30, 2015 01:33
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I once knew a gal named Marcine. She had a body quite porcine. Talking to men, they would rebuke, so after her meals she would puke, and now her body is quite lean. |
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Jan 30, 2015 01:36
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a thousand boners slapping my awaiting mouth forceful bukake |
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Jan 30, 2015 01:39
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Hark'eth now the angles sing Someone on byob is posting. Don weed hats and tane so bright, someone is posting on byob tonight. Lo'! Lo'! Ghostbusters thread! Lo' Lo' Catbrush is off to bed! Off to rest his weary head. |
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Jan 30, 2015 01:44
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do you know this mighty poster of 'yob? whose shitposting could be his job he flings them to and fro all we can say is "that's our drilldo" he'll eat a 6er for dinner as we sob |
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Jan 30, 2015 03:23
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I shot a man from netuckit then ate his penis with a bucket.
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Jan 30, 2015 06:58
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my back hurts my children dont care about me I am alone will anyone be at my funeral I've fallen and I can't get up ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2015 08:24
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a new drilldo thread i say to myself "this sucks" vote 1, then press back
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Jan 30, 2015 10:26
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I once knew a man from Nantucket Who had a penis. So long!
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Jan 30, 2015 10:30
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These woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I got a Lync message from Sanjeep Because my computer boop beep Because my computer boop beep
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Jan 30, 2015 10:32
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Hi Spanish Manlove I like your new avatar it is less/more(?) gay ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2015 10:48
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i don't feel like writing a new one right now so have one I made up the other day that doesn't follow a meter or patternSpanish Manlove posted:there once was a goon from the gibbus. |
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Jan 30, 2015 12:22
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i came up with a crazy new idea. poems, but they're only one word long. here's a couple: trees. ocean. dog. |
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Jan 30, 2015 12:43
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pre-drawn, puffy eyes up too late posting again worth it though, y'all rule 
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Jan 30, 2015 13:13
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Happy Friday All it's gonna be a good day coffee with coffee ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Jan 30, 2015 13:19
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get mod, play god hesitate, hit probate it feels good, though you should chill out, make fun posts have respect for forum bros |
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Jan 30, 2015 13:29
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byob b yob byob byob b
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Jan 30, 2015 13:29
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unrelenting fear I'm literally shakeing a man looked at me |
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Jan 30, 2015 15:07
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probated again 6 hours of purest hell talked to real people |
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Jan 30, 2015 15:24
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Dont bully me! posted:probated again I enjoyed this post brought a smile to my face thank you very much |
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Jan 30, 2015 15:26
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MAD GBS POSTER'S LOVE SONG I post and post to no avail I don't know why I even try My threads are full of nought but fail Photoshop this funny whale? My OP didn't even try I post and post to no avail Let's post on how we hate retail I swear this story's not a lie This thread is full of nought but fail Mods got mad at my derail Got banned before my best reply I post and post to no avail How I understand fe-male? I'm a nice and normal guy This thread is full of nought but fail No matter how I gnash and wail Or weep and mope and cry I post and post to no avail My threads are full of nought but fail |
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Jan 30, 2015 16:38
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Chill things are cool here Just kind of shittin around it is pretty great
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Jan 30, 2015 17:05
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Bread Set Jettison posted:Chill things are cool here man who plays dota and also posts while at work bread set jettison |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:11
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i ate mexican everything was spicy torrential pooping |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:12
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i, Spanish Manlove Neither gay nor hispanic I, white-ish gayfraud
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Jan 30, 2015 17:18
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A late post morning: they are lovely, soon vanish. A mod probates us. |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:22
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now in nantucket a man can suck his own dick and each time he smiles |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:22
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My balls are on fire Waffles gone wrong, bad breakfast ha ha ha ha ha ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:32
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I didn't have breakfast because I'm nutrition-less my body will rot itself away |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:39
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too many people do not know how to haiku makes me kinda sad |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:41
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many people say im just subverting the form it's a bad excuse
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Jan 30, 2015 17:48
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If someone writes a byob sestina I will be genuinely impressed |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:52
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there once was a person named Franco who fried up his wang with some panko he thought it'd be great, as he autofell-ate, if he only had some queso blanco Brexit the Frog fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jan 30, 2015 |
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Jan 30, 2015 17:55
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A man named Kirk said "Alas! I do have the stretchiest rear end!" With camera in hand, He opened his gland, Thus was born an image quite crass. ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2015 18:07
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Entropic posted:If someone writes a byob sestina I will be genuinely impressed I took some liberties with iambic pentameter but here: A lot of cool stuff goes on in BYOB; Whether it be a hosed up tiny dog, Or someone making their own toilet bong Smoking the heaviest blunts of dank weed, And always remembering how to chill, This is, for sure, an internet forum. This place is also called the blue forum. Please do not mistake FYAD for BYOB. We hope that here you will learn you must chill. You are welcome here, and so is a dog. It is okay if you want to huff weed, But please do not use the top secret bong. Marijuana is good when in a bong. If you agree, you're in the right forum. This line of this poem is about Weed. That's just how things go here - life in BYOB. If you are feeling nervous, don't fret dog; We're all going to help you get real chill. We do not mean we're cold when we say chill; We mean like how it feels after a bong. So that's not like when you have an ice dog. You might want to try another forum, If your friend barbeques, then you BYOB; It would probably be better with weed. There is a lot to say about the weed, But the main thing is that it makes you chill. Getting really high here? yep, it's BYOB. Take another hit from your well-packed bong. I hope you're learning about this forum; Show that you are, by drawing a nice dog. There are few greater joys than a good dog, Although perhaps one might be good weed. Also this is a really great forum. So all things considered, this is quite chill. Are you sure? An Anthropomorphic Bong? HaHaHaHaHa, only in BYOB. If you come to BYOB, then bring your dog You want me to pack my bong with MY weed? Um, I thought that this was the chill forum? les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 30, 2015 ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2015 18:40
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nice sestina there if you think i'm reading that lol my friend |
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Jan 30, 2015 18:48
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A girl saw a tub and thought "Splendid, I shall use this, but not as intended!" In a pose quite revealing, She shat toward ceiling, Leaving millions of people offended. ---------------- |
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Jan 30, 2015 18:49
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smoobles posted:A girl saw a tub and thought "Splendid,
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