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scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005

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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
i sure as hell hope so, op

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
betrothed computer

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005
[getting married to human female] i'd rather be computing.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
ty, just told the gf to start packing her poo poo. currently looking for a good spot to put the computer in the living room.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005

since newreply didn't, i'll let everyone know that the YOU LOVE? ME keyboard can be bought at thinkgeek. i got it bundled with the I MARRY? COMPUTER coffee mug.

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Two Y's, two O's, two U's, two E's, and two M's. What a broken keyboard.

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

that's the W key, op

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Two Y's, two O's, two U's, two E's, and two M's. What a broken keyboard.

its for ppl that need to type out "i love you" a lot so the i l o v e y u keys dont wear out

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005

newreply.php posted:

its for ppl that need to type out "i love you" a lot so the i l o v e y u keys dont wear out

i am always typing that into the command prompt (the best way to communicate directly to Computer)

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
xbox feed me

xbox love me

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

JonSnowGetsCaesared posted:

i am always typing that into the command prompt (the best way to communicate directly to Computer)

-bash: i: command not found

stone cold

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Two Y's, two O's, two U's, two E's, and two M's. What a broken keyboard.

sweets for the sweet

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug


feel free to complete this with what you did with your computer last night

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

newreply.php posted:



feel free to complete this with what you did with your computer last night

last night i spilled a beer on my laptop and now it's all moody and isn't talking to me

:( :( :(

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
last night a CJ saved my life

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off










im hitting the button as fast as I can...... :sigh:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

that is clearly marriage return/line feed

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

flakeloaf posted:

that is clearly marriage return/line feed

Mr. LF

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
tbh I just want to know why the keyboard of blissful matrimony is german.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

flakeloaf posted:

that is clearly marriage return/line feed

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

daft punk railroad posted:

last night a CJ saved my life

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm already married to hatsune miku so this doesn't matter

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Two Y's, two O's, two U's, two E's, and two M's. What a broken keyboard.

Uhh e, o, m: THE most common letters.I need to be able to easily reach them with either hand for max type efficiency.

Just look how fast I can type "common". I bet you use qwerty or the other one like a mid tier scrub.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
DVORAK it was dvorak

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

PleasingFungus posted:











im hitting the button as fast as I can...... :sigh:

ugh gross 3d pigs. i prefer the loving embrace of my silicon partner

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

nice pair on this 2d slut

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW

Smythe posted:

nice pair on this 2d slut

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

nice pair on this 2d slut
her arms are too thin. i cant j/o unless i can imagine her benchpressing me

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

flakeloaf posted:

that is clearly marriage return/line feed

hehe :chome:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
i tried googling the article in the op but google just returns a bunch of poo poo about gay marriage wtf

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
"computer= gay" -google

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

flakeloaf posted:

that is clearly marriage return/line feed

On Windows, CR and LF are married. On linux, they are divorced.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

A Pinball Wizard posted:

i tried googling the article in the op but google just returns a bunch of poo poo about gay marriage wtf

what the? i got tons of articles related to the op's lol

Misandrist Duck
Oct 22, 2012
this is my poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P4jHWRYYQ

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




WEDDING CLIPART

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

How does it feel to kiss a computer, asking for a friend

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it depends on the computer and where you kiss it

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