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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



What's crazy to me is Kelvin struggled to make weight on the show, at middleweight. He even had Jimmy Quinlan read him bedtime stories to distract him from his near-death experience.

I wish he was more disciplined about neutrition.

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





This might be one of those times where he has to take his shorts off so they're only weighing Kelvin. Just Kelvin.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
wghoa... this guy NEEDS mike dolce...

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Bluedeanie posted:

What's crazy to me is Kelvin struggled to make weight on the show, at middleweight. He even had Jimmy Quinlan read him bedtime stories to distract him from his near-death experience.

I wish he was more disciplined about neutrition.

Apparently at the TUF house he was eating hash browns and poo poo while simultaneously almost dying from making weight. Dude has discipline problems with regards to eating, it's amazing his cardio is as strong as it is.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
It's pretty standard

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

1st AD posted:

ees normal

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
We need kelvin to force out another miracle turd.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Seltzer posted:

We need kelvin to force out another miracle turd.

Actually Uriah Hall still got a contract after the TUF finale.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
:siren: Weigh-Ins are live

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
Kelvin could benefit from paying someone to cook for him

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Moreira has the most awkward smile

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
what are the odds diego brandao does something lovely at the weigh-ins?

high

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfuIwt98YE8

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Bubba Smith posted:

what are the odds diego brandao does something lovely at the weigh-ins?

high

like being 7 pounds over, posing and then chugging a pack of water?

Hang on...he fights at 145? So he's 3 pounds under.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Is being 7 lbs over lovely?

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Bubba Smith posted:

what are the odds diego brandao does something lovely at the weigh-ins?

high

Does being at 142 lbs count?

hella efb

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is being 7 lbs over lovely?

or 3 lbs under?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
he was too tired from dehydration to threaten anybody.

John Lineker :lol:

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Lineker 5 pounds over. Just comical at this point.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Haha, Lineker is 5 poounds over :ortiz:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Brandao glared at his cornerman when 142 was announced. Someone hosed up.

Hahaha lineker is 130.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Lineker misses weight by a mile, sky blue, water wet.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Brandao is three pounds under, Lineker five pounds over

lol

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

colonel_korn posted:

Lineker 5 pounds over. Just comical at this point.

Very loving shocking. Hopefully the coke has kept uncle creepy under

edit - talking poo poo when you're not even close is loving dumb. Even if Lineker destroys everyone, he'll never get a title shot with his awful weight

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Ha I thought dude was way over he's 3 under. Then loving linekar over.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

fatherdog posted:

Brandao is three pounds under, Lineker five pounds over

lol

They should discuss a cap and trade arrangement.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

fatherdog posted:

Brandao is three pounds under, Lineker five pounds over

lol

they should be allowed to swap opponents and avoid the fines.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


fatherdog posted:

Brandao is three pounds under, Lineker five pounds over

lol

142 + 130 = 272

146 + 126 = 272.

I call conspiracy.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lineker dedicated to never, ever getting a title shot

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
Herman talking poo poo to Brunson is hilarious in all sorts of non-fight related ways.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sarah McMann is cool imo.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lineker packs a lot of fat idiot into such a small frame

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Watching Tate make unhappy faces while she's wrestled to death is going to be funny

Decades
Apr 12, 2007

College Slice
How in the hell do you manage to come in 3 pounds under? like, non- rhetorically

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

lineker packs a lot of fat idiot into such a small frame

he's such a fun fighter to watch though when he isn't getting smothered by an EPO'd Dagestani. If he could make weight I think a fight between him & MMDJ would be fun. Not as fun as the Dodson rematch, but worth watching.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Decades posted:

How in the hell do you manage to come in 3 pounds under?

Probably had to poo poo before he came out.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
who's the chubby fucker taking pictures next to Dana? I thought it was Joe Silva for a second

joe silva's leather jacket makes me very nostalgic

edit - sweet loving kilt davis

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Decades posted:

How in the hell do you manage to come in 3 pounds under? like, non- rhetorically

your trainers don't know how to read a scale so they keep telling you to jump in the sauna.

Don't worry Brandao will try to kill one of them before the end of the night. Guaranteed.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Decades posted:

How in the hell do you manage to come in 3 pounds under? like, non- rhetorically

They probably used a miscalibrated scale.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lineker is directly responsible for mm / babystani and i'll never forgive him for that

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